and all shows are cancelled.
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and all shows are cancelled.
haha.
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03-26-2006, 02:34 PM
Man, get a life.
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03-26-2006, 02:34 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
Man, get a life.
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03-26-2006, 02:37 PM
this is original as well
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03-26-2006, 02:37 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
this is original as well
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03-26-2006, 02:55 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
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03-26-2006, 02:59 PM
Dannys been found naked in a skip with rats chewing on his bollocks
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03-26-2006, 02:59 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
Dannys been found naked in a skip with rats chewing on his bollocks
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Dannys been found naked in a skip with rats chewing on his bollocks
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LOL...?!
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03-26-2006, 03:01 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
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Dannys been found naked in a skip with rats chewing on his bollocks
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03-26-2006, 03:02 PM
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LOL...?!
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03-26-2006, 03:02 PM
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03-26-2006, 03:03 PM
it's not on toolband wtf
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03-26-2006, 03:03 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
it's not on toolband wtf
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So he can't fuck the groupies anymore... Well... as long as his arms are still fine, its all the same to me ;)
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03-26-2006, 03:03 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
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So he can't fuck the groupies anymore... Well... as long as his arms are still fine, its all the same to me ;) |
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03-26-2006, 03:49 PM
On April 1 Tool are actually going to tell the truth, albeit some weird truth, and nobody will beleive it because they have always played tricks in the past. Then they won't say anything about it until the album comes out/tours start. Then they'll be like, "What, did you think we were joking?" and everyone will have been fooled again.
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03-26-2006, 03:49 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
On April 1 Tool are actually going to tell the truth, albeit some weird truth, and nobody will beleive it because they have always played tricks in the past. Then they won't say anything about it until the album comes out/tours start. Then they'll be like, "What, did you think we were joking?" and everyone will have been fooled again.
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On April 1 Tool are actually going to tell the truth, albeit some weird truth, and nobody will beleive it because they have always played tricks in the past. Then they won't say anything about it until the album comes out/tours start. Then they'll be like, "What, did you think we were joking?" and everyone will have been fooled again.
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yep, definitely will happen some year soonish, if not this one. and whenever it really happens, it'll be really funny. the fans fool ourselves....... heh, not even that much of a stretch really, now is it? :P
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03-26-2006, 04:06 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
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Originally Posted by chonus
On April 1 Tool are actually going to tell the truth, albeit some weird truth, and nobody will beleive it because they have always played tricks in the past. Then they won't say anything about it until the album comes out/tours start. Then they'll be like, "What, did you think we were joking?" and everyone will have been fooled again.
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yep, definitely will happen some year soonish, if not this one. and whenever it really happens, it'll be really funny. the fans fool ourselves....... heh, not even that much of a stretch really, now is it? :P |
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I'm expecting an announcement that will seemingly clarify points x and y, but will actually just be a ruse. For example: "Yes, as some have guessed, the "Aldaraia" tracklist was the correct one..." which will cause another civil war on these boards, but will actually be the April Fools.
Seriously, I think the members of Tool have a book open to see which one of them can cause the largest amount of posts/threads from the most obscure, trivial sentence. That BBQ-as-metaphor-for-new-album comes to mind.
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03-26-2006, 04:09 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
I'm expecting an announcement that will seemingly clarify points x and y, but will actually just be a ruse. For example: "Yes, as some have guessed, the "Aldaraia" tracklist was the correct one..." which will cause another civil war on these boards, but will actually be the April Fools.
Seriously, I think the members of Tool have a book open to see which one of them can cause the largest amount of posts/threads from the most obscure, trivial sentence. That BBQ-as-metaphor-for-new-album comes to mind.
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03-26-2006, 05:11 PM
April 1st will come and go, with nothing announced.
There is nothing to announce, we have the title and track names.
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03-26-2006, 05:11 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
April 1st will come and go, with nothing announced.
There is nothing to announce, we have the title and track names.
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April 1st will come and go, with nothing announced.
There is nothing to announce, we have the title and track names.
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Like i said, I think they'll anounce something just for the crack of it; imo its too good a chance for a band like TOOL, with its dry, sardonic sense of humour to let pass unexploited (even if all the info weve had so far is correct, which i think it is...)
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03-26-2006, 05:19 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
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April 1st will come and go, with nothing announced.
There is nothing to announce, we have the title and track names.
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Like i said, I think they'll anounce something just for the crack of it; imo its too good a chance for a band like TOOL, with its dry, sardonic sense of humour to let pass unexploited (even if all the info weve had so far is correct, which i think it is...) |
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03-26-2006, 06:12 PM
threads like these are what happens when we don't get any news.
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03-26-2006, 06:12 PM
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
threads like these are what happens when we don't get any news.
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03-26-2006, 06:51 PM
yeah we're getting pretty desperate (aka: dry hump)
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
yeah we're getting pretty desperate (aka: dry hump)
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03-26-2006, 07:07 PM
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On April 1 Tool are actually going to tell the truth, albeit some weird truth, and nobody will beleive it because they have always played tricks in the past. Then they won't say anything about it until the album comes out/tours start. Then they'll be like, "What, did you think we were joking?" and everyone will have been fooled again.
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this is original as well
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On April 1 Tool are actually going to tell the truth, albeit some weird truth, and nobody will beleive it because they have always played tricks in the past. Then they won't say anything about it until the album comes out/tours start. Then they'll be like, "What, did you think we were joking?" and everyone will have been fooled again.
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this is original as well
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03-26-2006, 07:13 PM
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and all shows are cancelled.
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you dirty ***et
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
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and all shows are cancelled.
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you dirty ***et
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03-26-2006, 07:14 PM
hahah you got censored
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
hahah you got censored
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03-26-2006, 08:12 PM
Please never post again.
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Re: 4.1.2006 - Tool announces entire album is a hoax, nothing has been recorded...
Please never post again.
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