I seen this on songmeanings.net

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.ph...22107858586177

I wonder where someone got those lyrics

Someone made them up. And it wasn't Maynard.

Call me skeptical.

How pwnt will we be if those lyrics were true.
Nah, for real; I hardly doubt these lyrics are legit and like StA said - they're probably made up by some kid who found his dictionary again. Good find though... and a good laugh.

These are Maynardesque. They kind of have a little Ticks and Leeches vibe to them. But, they certainly fit with the Kerrang quote from Maynard about his dissatisfaction/disillusionment and what he said about trying to educate or make a change and that not happening. In fact, I think he may have said something about letting people just suffer the consequences, so these would fit.

these arent bad.

Ticks and Leeches was the first thing that came to mind when I first read these

Probably not by Maynard but I wouldn't mind even if it was. I like em.

Way too literal for Tool, I think.

Yes yes, they could be going in a "new direction", what with a shit title, track names and cover art, why not throw in some underwhealming lyrics as well. Byt that opening section about being up to his neck in the shit of mankind... it lacks the subtle ambiguousness that Maynard has demonstrated previously. The rest of it is more Maynardesq, but it feels a bit thrown together, doesn't feel like there's any cohesive meaning beneath some of it. I wouldn't be surprised to find that the originated on the backcover of some pale goth's maths excerise book.

Damn good lyrics, no matter who wrote it!

Kudos

The Pot lyrics

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.ph...22107858585563
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LOL

This one, on the other hand, can puke on itself and lick it up and i dont know where im getting at..

I hate it, thats all..

The Pot is also on there and it sounds EXTREMELY tool like.

Are you all serious? These lyrics are beyond awful. I'm certain that they are fake, and if they are not, I will not purchase the new album.

SPOT ON!

WTF? LOL

I guess, they didn't read the Jones interview to include "who are you to wave your finger?" haha.


Rosetta Stoned are actually pretty good. Anyone know if those are lyrics for an actual song that is not Tool? Or they just made up?

Didn't you just say they were "damn good"?

sarcasm classes start on the 2nd tuesday of every month.

um, have you ever listened to aenema?

the rosetta stoned lyrics were kinda good but not nearly acceptable coming from mr. keenan..
The Pot just sucks ass.. especially my grandmothers.

Those The Pot lyrics where actually entertaining. I'm eager to hear what Tool would've done if that were the real lyrics. I wonder how they would've pulled it off. Seriously.

if a song or album leaks, i'll definately listen to it. but i feel that it would be more awesome if tool keeps everything from leaking and doesn't even put out a single before the album comes out. let the album stand on its own would be extremely toolish.

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if you look at all the tool songs on there, choked is listed as instrumental...apparently if you email solaris he will send it to you?? [email protected]

i don't feel like expending the energy...

Considering the lyrics for "The Pot", the "Rosetta Stoned" lyrics, although pretty good, are most certainly fake. That's just pathetic. They are not even funny. No "lol". They actually piss me off, they are an insult.

I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this album

You've almost captured it. I think they actually suck my grandmother's dead ass with a straw, and they suck it hard with that straw!

. . . I feel better now.

Someone please explain to me how these lyrics are, on any interpretation, good, or even not complete crap.

On a spoon, dude. On a SPOON!

Jesus Christ..

lmao

Somedays I can't get off the pot (x2)
Hangovers where I'm not
The dissection of our souls entwined
With fears and breath and loathing
Architecture jested from the hatred
That I gave to you with kindness

But you're always on the pot
It makes me want to squat
And scream your name
My beckoned twilight

"The dissection of our souls entwined"

"Architecture jested from the hatred"

Looks to me like the dude just pasted some shit into Babelfish, translated into German, and then back again.

cuz of fake lyrics???

we already know 2 lyrical lines from what I assume was 10,000 Days and not Wings For Marie and The Pot which I said the line up there. I like em. And the titles are fine.

They make me want to squat.

i wish whoever would post some more to make fun of

But you're always on the pot
It makes me want to squat

squat to take a fucking shit.

I hope you fucking choke on your own spit

lol line...i would honestly enjoy hearing that in a song though...

Someone should sing these then put music to them. Doesn't even have to sound like tool, just knowing that they've been made into a song would be good enough for me.

everyone has to keep in mind that TOOL had over FIVE YEARS to write these lyrics...i doubt, highly doubt, that the best they could come up with in five years is "But I just can't get off the pot."