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04-05-2006, 08:24 PM

Hello! I'm friend of a friend who is a friend of some banned user. That user has a problem with his granny. 2 years ago he wrote a letter to MJK.
He said "please help me!"
MJK said "OK!"
The new Tool title and song names are tribute to that user's granny.
If you want to... ban me now... the truth will come out may 2nd.

TOOL "BUTTERFLY MY GRANNY". (volcano/Tool dissectional 2006)

1.Wrinkled Pussy Kaboom.
2.Single My Ass.
3.Fart Me Over Again.
4.Spunk. (1st single)
5.Screaming Cow.
6.Ouch!
7.ButtBurger. (2nd single)
8.I Love To Eat yor Brain.
9.F.T.M (Fuck the moderators/ Fuck them slowly)
10.Worm Piss.
11.Choke My Nipples.

enjoy...
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Old 04-05-2006, 08:24 PM   #1
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I'm shaking... the first thread:)

Hello! I'm friend of a friend who is a friend of some banned user. That user has a problem with his granny. 2 years ago he wrote a letter to MJK.
He said "please help me!"
MJK said "OK!"
The new Tool title and song names are tribute to that user's granny.
If you want to... ban me now... the truth will come out may 2nd.

TOOL "BUTTERFLY MY GRANNY". (volcano/Tool dissectional 2006)

1.Wrinkled Pussy Kaboom.
2.Single My Ass.
3.Fart Me Over Again.
4.Spunk. (1st single)
5.Screaming Cow.
6.Ouch!
7.ButtBurger. (2nd single)
8.I Love To Eat yor Brain.
9.F.T.M (Fuck the moderators/ Fuck them slowly)
10.Worm Piss.
11.Choke My Nipples.

enjoy...
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04-05-2006, 08:25 PM

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Old 04-05-2006, 08:25 PM   #2
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Re: I'm shaking... the first thread:)

GOOD ONE ASHES!
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04-05-2006, 08:26 PM

Son of a bitch! I swear!
Old 04-05-2006, 08:26 PM   #3
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Re: I'm shaking... the first thread:)

Son of a bitch! I swear!
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04-05-2006, 08:26 PM

you dumb fuck
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you dumb fuck
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04-05-2006, 08:29 PM

Garbage...
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Old 04-05-2006, 08:29 PM   #5
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Garbage...
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04-05-2006, 08:30 PM

He's gonna get (re)banned anyway.
Old 04-05-2006, 08:30 PM   #6
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He's gonna get (re)banned anyway.
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04-05-2006, 08:32 PM

It's true.
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It's true.
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04-05-2006, 08:34 PM

meh. wasn't funny the first time, so you signed up and reposted it? go play on the road kid, you're boring
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Old 04-05-2006, 08:34 PM   #8
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meh. wasn't funny the first time, so you signed up and reposted it? go play on the road kid, you're boring
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04-05-2006, 08:34 PM

NOYCE!
Old 04-05-2006, 08:34 PM   #9
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04-05-2006, 08:35 PM

Suck my granny!!!
Old 04-05-2006, 08:35 PM   #10
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Suck my granny!!!
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04-05-2006, 08:35 PM

Quote:
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NOYCE!
Dude, where've you been?
I thought you were banned :P
Old 04-05-2006, 08:35 PM   #11
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Quote:
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NOYCE!
Dude, where've you been?
I thought you were banned :P
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04-05-2006, 08:46 PM

No mod has the balls to ban me, friend.
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