03-18-2006, 03:44 AM
Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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03-18-2006, 03:50 AM
i agree.
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i agree.
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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03-18-2006, 03:54 AM
Seriously, there is no other option than to agree. That WOULD rock.
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Seriously, there is no other option than to agree. That WOULD rock.
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03-18-2006, 04:00 AM
on the other hand: The album will eventually leak to the internet in mediocre quality in mid April at latest. blurry, but believable photographs of some cd case complete with tracklist will appear during the next weeks. How does that sound?
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on the other hand: The album will eventually leak to the internet in mediocre quality in mid April at latest. blurry, but believable photographs of some cd case complete with tracklist will appear during the next weeks. How does that sound?
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on the other hand: The album will eventually leak to the internet in mediocre quality in mid April at latest. blurry, but believable photographs of some cd case complete with tracklist will appear during the next weeks. How does that sound?
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no. stop trying to take the spotlight away from sularetal.
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on the other hand: The album will eventually leak to the internet in mediocre quality in mid April at latest. blurry, but believable photographs of some cd case complete with tracklist will appear during the next weeks. How does that sound?
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no. stop trying to take the spotlight away from sularetal.
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*hug*
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the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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i'd have no objection to that whatsoever.
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the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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i'd have no objection to that whatsoever.
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03-18-2006, 04:54 AM
shhhhhhhhhhhhh! ur giving it away!.
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shhhhhhhhhhhhh! ur giving it away!.
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3-3-2006
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03-18-2006, 07:21 AM
I'm going to say it again. I really don't think we can trust any news we hear from tool on 4/1...
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I'm going to say it again. I really don't think we can trust any news we hear from tool on 4/1...
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I'm gonna say it again...
They're going to announce (on 4/1) that there will be no touring of the United States, then after all the people laughing at what a funny April's Fools joke it is, (on 4/2) they'll say...
"seriously, fuck you"
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I'm gonna say it again...
They're going to announce (on 4/1) that there will be no touring of the United States, then after all the people laughing at what a funny April's Fools joke it is, (on 4/2) they'll say...
"seriously, fuck you"
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Finally a decent post round here.
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They're going to announce (on 4/1) that there will be no touring of the United States, then after all the people laughing at what a funny April's Fools joke it is, (on 4/2) they'll say...
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hilarious. but seriously, that would suck.
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They're going to announce (on 4/1) that there will be no touring of the United States, then after all the people laughing at what a funny April's Fools joke it is, (on 4/2) they'll say...
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why do i feel like i'm looking at a ghost?
aren't you a legend here?
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why do i feel like i'm looking at a ghost?
aren't you a legend here?
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thought so.
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thought so.
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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You apparently "called it". Next.
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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You apparently "called it". Next.
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they're going to announce the real name on april 1st just s o no one believes is.
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they're going to announce the real name on april 1st just s o no one believes is.
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That's highly likely.
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That's highly likely.
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All you speculators will have your asses handed back to you. Happy April Fools!
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All you speculators will have your asses handed back to you. Happy April Fools!
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well done, i concur...a well needed thread
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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you had to look up that word, didnt you?
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
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you had to look up that word, didnt you?
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Actually no. I just took a guess. Does anyone know if it's right?
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Actually no. I just took a guess. Does anyone know if it's right?
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that was a good guess, sounds right
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that was a good guess, sounds right
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Close :)
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALIDOCIOUS
Just the "I" instead of "A" and "C" instead of "T" - good guess though!
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Originally Posted by sularetal
Actually no. I just took a guess. Does anyone know if it's right?
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Close :)
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03-18-2006, 11:01 AM
thats exactly what will happen
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thats exactly what will happen
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03-18-2006, 11:12 AM
No ones gonna believe what they post on 4/1 because look at their track record haha... bus accidents, finding jesus
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No ones gonna believe what they post on 4/1 because look at their track record haha... bus accidents, finding jesus
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03-18-2006, 11:51 AM
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the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!).
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I want to agree with everything you said except for that. I don't want the release date delayed.
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03-18-2006, 11:51 AM
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the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!).
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I want to agree with everything you said except for that. I don't want the release date delayed.
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03-18-2006, 11:53 AM
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No ones gonna believe what they post on 4/1 because look at their track record haha... bus accidents, finding jesus
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Hahaha, hooooly shit. I almost forgot about Maynard finding Jesus.
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03-18-2006, 11:53 AM
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No ones gonna believe what they post on 4/1 because look at their track record haha... bus accidents, finding jesus
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03-18-2006, 11:53 AM
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No ones gonna believe what they post on 4/1 because look at their track record haha... bus accidents, finding jesus
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ha yeah, they have pretty much just been copying other (shitty) things that have happened to other bands... i do wonder what the next one will be. the jesus thing made me laugh so hard but i got incredibly nervous at the extent they took the joke to though.
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03-18-2006, 11:53 AM
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No ones gonna believe what they post on 4/1 because look at their track record haha... bus accidents, finding jesus
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ha yeah, they have pretty much just been copying other (shitty) things that have happened to other bands... i do wonder what the next one will be. the jesus thing made me laugh so hard but i got incredibly nervous at the extent they took the joke to though. |
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03-18-2006, 12:11 PM
I think that's why the album information we've be given is fake. They have done so much to us in the past the only way they could get us would be to give us a lie first then tell us the truth when we expect a lie. Unless their going for truth first give everyone a lie on 4/1 and let them stew with that for a while kind of like they did last year.... Really its genius on their part, if you don't think they realize what kind of monster they have created you must be living in a bubble. What color is the sky again?
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I think that's why the album information we've be given is fake. They have done so much to us in the past the only way they could get us would be to give us a lie first then tell us the truth when we expect a lie. Unless their going for truth first give everyone a lie on 4/1 and let them stew with that for a while kind of like they did last year.... Really its genius on their part, if you don't think they realize what kind of monster they have created you must be living in a bubble. What color is the sky again?
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03-18-2006, 12:18 PM
04-01-2006
OMFG it's the end of the world -- BMB
Over a huge disagreement pertaining to the color of shower curtains for the upcoming tour the rock band Tool has officially disbanded. When asked about the arguement the bands front man Maynard James Keenan had only this to say. "I think puce would have been the right way to go." Concerning their upcoming release 10,000 days Keenan would only say that he had no idea what anyone was talking about and that the band had no plans to ever release any work after their platinum selling album Lateralus. When asked about the fight the bands guitarist Adam Jones had this to say "Well, as far as I'm concerned pink herringbone is the only answer." The bands other members where unavailable for comment.
04-02-06
Associated Press -- Tragedy has struck world wide when it became apparent that all the members of the TDN, a web page associated with the now defunct band Tool, apparently committed mass suicide over yesterdays announcement that the band's new album was never in the works and had in fact broken up. When asked about deaths the bands front man Maynard James Keenan would only tell the associated press "Well, apparently we all just got a little a drunk and had a big misunderstanding. Finally, we decided to just go with basic blue shower curtains and now everythings fine."
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04-01-2006
OMFG it's the end of the world -- BMB
Over a huge disagreement pertaining to the color of shower curtains for the upcoming tour the rock band Tool has officially disbanded. When asked about the arguement the bands front man Maynard James Keenan had only this to say. "I think puce would have been the right way to go." Concerning their upcoming release 10,000 days Keenan would only say that he had no idea what anyone was talking about and that the band had no plans to ever release any work after their platinum selling album Lateralus. When asked about the fight the bands guitarist Adam Jones had this to say "Well, as far as I'm concerned pink herringbone is the only answer." The bands other members where unavailable for comment.
04-02-06
Associated Press -- Tragedy has struck world wide when it became apparent that all the members of the TDN, a web page associated with the now defunct band Tool, apparently committed mass suicide over yesterdays announcement that the band's new album was never in the works and had in fact broken up. When asked about deaths the bands front man Maynard James Keenan would only tell the associated press "Well, apparently we all just got a little a drunk and had a big misunderstanding. Finally, we decided to just go with basic blue shower curtains and now everythings fine."
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Look at our newest member LOL
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04-01-2006
OMFG it's the end of the world -- BMB
Over a huge disagreement pertaining to the color of shower curtains for the upcoming tour the rock band Tool has officially disbanded. When asked about the arguement the bands front man Maynard James Keenan had only this to say. "I think puce would have been the right way to go." Concerning their upcoming release 10,000 days Keenan would only say that he had no idea what anyone was talking about and that the band had no plans to ever release any work after their platinum selling album Lateralus. When asked about the fight the bands guitarist Adam Jones had this to say "Well, as far as I'm concerned pink herringbone is the only answer." The bands other members where unavailable for comment.
04-02-06
Associated Press -- Tragedy has struck world wide when it became apparent that all the members of the TDN, a web page associated with the now defunct band Tool, apparently committed mass suicide over yesterdays announcement that the band's new album was never in the works and had in fact broken up. When asked about deaths the bands front man Maynard James Keenan would only tell the associated press "Well, apparently we all just got a little a drunk and had a big misunderstanding. Finally, we decided to just go with basic blue shower curtains and now everythings fine."
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Pink herringbone all the way!
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03-18-2006, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by pki2003
04-01-2006
OMFG it's the end of the world -- BMB
Over a huge disagreement pertaining to the color of shower curtains for the upcoming tour the rock band Tool has officially disbanded. When asked about the arguement the bands front man Maynard James Keenan had only this to say. "I think puce would have been the right way to go." Concerning their upcoming release 10,000 days Keenan would only say that he had no idea what anyone was talking about and that the band had no plans to ever release any work after their platinum selling album Lateralus. When asked about the fight the bands guitarist Adam Jones had this to say "Well, as far as I'm concerned pink herringbone is the only answer." The bands other members where unavailable for comment.
04-02-06
Associated Press -- Tragedy has struck world wide when it became apparent that all the members of the TDN, a web page associated with the now defunct band Tool, apparently committed mass suicide over yesterdays announcement that the band's new album was never in the works and had in fact broken up. When asked about deaths the bands front man Maynard James Keenan would only tell the associated press "Well, apparently we all just got a little a drunk and had a big misunderstanding. Finally, we decided to just go with basic blue shower curtains and now everythings fine."
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Pink herringbone all the way!
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LMAO im suprised that was still available. I guess noone really wanted to be Blair
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03-18-2006, 12:28 PM
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LMAO im suprised that was still available. I guess noone really wanted to be Blair
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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This spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
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03-18-2006, 02:05 PM
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Events that will take place on 4/1/06:
BMB will post an album title and tracklisting on TB different than the 10KDays one, AND put his little BM fucking B initials under it. There will then be AT LEAST 5 new threads on TDN and everyone will be in a frenzy to get their opinion up on the board on how they knew they were right and that 10KDays was indeed a hoax and that the band has been corn holing everyone the whole time. Then the TDN servers will get overloaded and nobody wil be able to post. Then on 4/2/06 BMB will post a "Just Kidding, you April Fools!" but not put his BM fuckin B initials under it and the corn holing will continue. The innocent will not know wtf to believe anymore. There will be no news posted on TB until the embargo ends on 4/13/06 and all of the privleged one's that got to a listening party are able to publish their reviews. But the reviews will have no album title or tracklistings, just "track 1 blah....", "track 2 blah.." and so on.. until your local rock station announces on 4/17 that they will be the first ones to play the new single by Tool entitled "T** P**" or "V********" whichever one it will be. AND IT WILL FUCKING ROCK!! Then the band will decide to delay the release of the album by a week and we will all be clinging to life until 5/9/06 when the whole world will be in harmony (yeah right!!). You will finally have the new tool CD in your hands and all be happy that you just knew the title of the new album is "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICXPALADOTIOUS"
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