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Vaginal Replicator
03-12-2006, 08:55 PM

I got this e-mail from a friend, of another friend, from my other friend whose aunt borrowed this from her dad who died of cancer last week. Anyway, it's the new track titles and album title. Pretty cool!

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May 2nd, 2006
"The sacred temple of mirrors casts a glare on god's hairy nipple"

1. Euphoric Masturbation
2. Waz Gut?
3. Vaginal Temple
4. In depth discussion of the virgin collapse of the fiery temple beyond all spiritual growth (Lick Kites) (also known as L.K.)
5. Frontal Lobe Dissection
6. Baidaneia (enchanted by Marie's sacred cock)
7. WêEnerrr
8. PeEnerrr
9. Dantes famous sex scene of the dark arts
10. Hidden comedy within an aura of mystery
11. I don't know, what we are yelling about.
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New album and Track titles?

I got this e-mail from a friend, of another friend, from my other friend whose aunt borrowed this from her dad who died of cancer last week. Anyway, it's the new track titles and album title. Pretty cool!

Tool
May 2nd, 2006
"The sacred temple of mirrors casts a glare on god's hairy nipple"

1. Euphoric Masturbation
2. Waz Gut?
3. Vaginal Temple
4. In depth discussion of the virgin collapse of the fiery temple beyond all spiritual growth (Lick Kites) (also known as L.K.)
5. Frontal Lobe Dissection
6. Baidaneia (enchanted by Marie's sacred cock)
7. WêEnerrr
8. PeEnerrr
9. Dantes famous sex scene of the dark arts
10. Hidden comedy within an aura of mystery
11. I don't know, what we are yelling about.
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03-12-2006, 08:58 PM

Sounds cool.
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Sounds cool.
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03-12-2006, 09:00 PM

ha.
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ha.
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03-12-2006, 09:02 PM

what a way to start your message board career....by being put on probation 5 posts in...

see ya around..
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what a way to start your message board career....by being put on probation 5 posts in...

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03-12-2006, 09:04 PM

Oh don't be silly Hannibal, this is legit stuff I sware.
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Oh don't be silly Hannibal, this is legit stuff I sware.
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03-12-2006, 09:06 PM

Track 9 sounds good.
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Track 9 sounds good.
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03-12-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Vaginal Replicator
I got this e-mail from a friend, of another friend, from my other friend whose aunt borrowed this from her dad who died of cancer last week. Anyway, it's the new track titles and album title. Pretty cool!

Tool
May 2nd, 2006
"The sacred temple of mirrors casts a glare on god's hairy nipple"

1. Euphoric Masturbation
2. Waz Gut?
3. Vaginal Temple
4. In depth discussion of the virgin collapse of the fiery temple beyond all spiritual growth (Lick Kites) (also known as L.K.)
5. Frontal Lobe Dissection
6. Baidaneia (enchanted by Marie's sacred cock)
7. WêEnerrr
8. PeEnerrr
9. Dantes famous sex scene of the dark arts
10. Hidden comedy within an aura of mystery
11. I don't know, what we are yelling about.
Or you can not be a sacksucker and go to the official Tool site www.toolband.com for the actual track listing that is posted...
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Re: New album and Track titles?

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Originally Posted by Vaginal Replicator
I got this e-mail from a friend, of another friend, from my other friend whose aunt borrowed this from her dad who died of cancer last week. Anyway, it's the new track titles and album title. Pretty cool!

Tool
May 2nd, 2006
"The sacred temple of mirrors casts a glare on god's hairy nipple"

1. Euphoric Masturbation
2. Waz Gut?
3. Vaginal Temple
4. In depth discussion of the virgin collapse of the fiery temple beyond all spiritual growth (Lick Kites) (also known as L.K.)
5. Frontal Lobe Dissection
6. Baidaneia (enchanted by Marie's sacred cock)
7. WêEnerrr
8. PeEnerrr
9. Dantes famous sex scene of the dark arts
10. Hidden comedy within an aura of mystery
11. I don't know, what we are yelling about.
Or you can not be a sacksucker and go to the official Tool site www.toolband.com for the actual track listing that is posted...
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03-12-2006, 09:06 PM

this is so 2 months ago.
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this is so 2 months ago.
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03-12-2006, 09:07 PM

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Or you can not be a sacksucker and go to the official Tool site www.toolband.com for the actual track listing that is posted...
Are you kidding, or were you just born retarded?
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Or you can not be a sacksucker and go to the official Tool site www.toolband.com for the actual track listing that is posted...
Are you kidding, or were you just born retarded?
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03-12-2006, 09:18 PM

best track list yet
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best track list yet
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03-12-2006, 09:21 PM

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Are you kidding, or were you just born retarded?
Best response ever.
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Are you kidding, or were you just born retarded?
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03-12-2006, 09:52 PM

Shit on you
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03-12-2006, 09:54 PM

Best name evar!lol!
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Best name evar!lol!
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03-13-2006, 06:16 AM

Hahaha, I liked Lick Kites.
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Hahaha, I liked Lick Kites.
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03-13-2006, 06:30 AM

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Sounds cool.
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Re: New album and Track titles?

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03-13-2006, 04:28 PM

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Hahaha, I liked Lick Kites.
I like your username.
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03-13-2006, 04:45 PM

Foamy!
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Foamy!
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03-14-2006, 02:26 AM

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I like your username.
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03-14-2006, 05:29 AM

Sounds a little like Nile. Best fake track list so far. Funny atleast.
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Sounds a little like Nile. Best fake track list so far. Funny atleast.
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03-14-2006, 12:00 PM

Haha that's where I got a lot of my inspiration from, "Annihilation of the Wicked" by Nile.

What a great band, and album.
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Haha that's where I got a lot of my inspiration from, "Annihilation of the Wicked" by Nile.

What a great band, and album.
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03-15-2006, 04:16 AM

^Damn right! Awesome band. Now back to TOOL.
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