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Old 02-22-2004, 10:17 PM   #1
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Brain.

I think this song is about Maynard's brain.
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:32 PM   #2
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Re: Brain.

Could you elaborate and discribe why you think that for me...





Maybe?
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Old 04-27-2004, 10:09 AM   #3
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Re: Brain.

lol i think hes being a jackass
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:16 PM   #4
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Re: Brain.

I think he misspelled "dick."
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:20 AM   #5
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Re: Brain.

Heheh... that's a gnarly misspelling.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:49 PM   #6
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Re: Brain.

now youre fucking maynards brain... ok buddy




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Old 02-18-2005, 09:19 PM   #7
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Re: Brain.

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I think he misspelled "dick."
Ha. That's funny.
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Old 02-28-2005, 11:15 PM   #8
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Re: Brain.

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I think this song is about Maynard's brain.
i think you're giving maynard too much credit.
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Old 03-21-2005, 07:33 PM   #9
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Re: Brain.

I think Maynards dick is a metiphore for the future. Six inches into a memory forgotten....
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Old 03-21-2005, 07:57 PM   #10
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Six?! Don't give the little fella too much length.
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Old 03-22-2005, 10:22 PM   #11
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Re: Brain.

This is an awesome song and I hope one day to hear it live, I'd almost shit myself just like when they started playing Eulogy.

Didn't someone work out how many thrusts it would take to ride a mile six inches at a time?
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Old 04-28-2005, 11:03 PM   #12
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This is an awesome song and I hope one day to hear it live, I'd almost shit myself just like when they started playing Eulogy.

Didn't someone work out how many thrusts it would take to ride a mile six inches at a time?

... You really needed help with this one?







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Old 04-30-2005, 08:07 AM   #13
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Re: Brain.

No, it would only take 5,280 thrusts, since you're going 12 inches with each thrust...in and out.
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Old 04-30-2005, 09:10 PM   #14
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Re: Brain.

lets say he's going 6 thrusts a second. So that means it will take 5,280t divided by 6ps results in him taking 14 minutes to thrust a mile. WAHOO. I'm here till tuesday - try the veal.
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lets say he's going 6 thrusts a second.
Holy shit! The friction alone would cause everything to catch fire anyway, so it wouldn't matter.
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Old 05-01-2005, 02:12 PM   #16
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Re: Brain.

Yeah but that's only on average. I mean, I can do that but not for too long (worked it out withthis chick lol) and it's not like you go fast all the time (unless you don't so it properly lol)
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Re: Brain.

6 thrusts per second is kind of a lot. I mean really. You couldn't do that with your hand.
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:00 PM   #18
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Yeah you can
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Old 05-02-2005, 03:23 PM   #19
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...and you'll be in alot of pain for the rest of the day
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Old 05-02-2005, 04:31 PM   #20
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No kidding. Major arm muscle cramps. Plus you'll have burned off all your skin, and that of your significant other.
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Old 05-03-2005, 01:52 PM   #21
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Re: Brain.

Not if you do it right and six was what we had worked out on average. Its not like you can do that non stop for 15 minutes!
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