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Old 10-08-2003, 10:29 AM   #1
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Sliding a Mile (Maynard's Stamina)

For a while I thought Maynard was being very modest in this song by saying that his dick was an average 6 inches. But now "I've done the math enough to know" that Maynard is really using this song to brag about his stamina. Sliding a mile?

Let's assume that, while having sex, with each "thrust", Maynard would pull his dick out halfway, then go back in. By this standard, each thrust would equal 6 inches (3 in, 3 out). Now, since a mile is 5280 feet, that would be about 10558 thrusts (plus an intial 6-inch inserting and final 6-inch pulling out). Let's assume a rate of one thrust per second. If Maynard were to sustain this rate, the "sliding of a mile" would take about 176 minutes, nearly 3 hours.

He wishes!

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Old 10-10-2003, 10:13 AM   #2
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Re: Sliding a Mile (Maynard's Stamina)

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My Dick is about 9 inches.....

I usually give My ex-gf an average of 10 orgasms per session
I'll bet you think you are sooooooo cool.....




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Old 10-11-2003, 12:48 AM   #3
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Re: Sliding a Mile (Maynard's Stamina)

18 inches of thrust and release...so does this mean that you fully take it out before putting it back in?...why would you do that?
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Re: Sliding a Mile (Maynard's Stamina)

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Old 05-03-2004, 01:13 PM   #5
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Re: Sliding a Mile (Maynard's Stamina)

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18 inches of thrust and release...so does this mean that you fully take it out before putting it back in?...why would you do that?
Cause it feels better.

's why I do it...
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:54 AM   #6
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Re: Sliding a Mile (Maynard's Stamina)

l could slide a mile.
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