opin.menu.members.jpgopin.menu.forumfaq.jpgopin.menu.search.jpgopin.menu.home.jpgview our wiki

Go Back  The Tool Page: Opinion » Tool » Albums » Ænima » 14. (-) ions
User Name
Password
Reply
Old 07-24-2006, 05:04 AM   #1
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
Hetfield823's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Granby, Massachusetts
Posts: 330
Bincount™: 730
Funny story (kinda)

I was hangin out with my girlfriend last night and she heard this for the first time. And while she was sitting at my computer she thought that the "ions" were a bug that kept flying back and forth across my desk (speaker to speaker) LOL...Sooo I let her freak out cause she could't see the imaginary bug and it was a good time.

The end.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-24-2006, 08:11 AM   #2
Level 6 - Very Deep Thinker
 
anarcho-commie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: just outside of Area 51
Posts: 127
Bincount™: 63
Re: Funny story (kinda)

And then you had sex?

Come on man when I read "my girlfriend" I was expecting erotica.
__________________
I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-24-2006, 12:58 PM   #3
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
eapatty01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Iowa
Posts: 96
Bincount™: 0
Re: Funny story (kinda)

Quote:
Originally Posted by anarcho-commie
And then you had sex?

Come on man when I read "my girlfriend" I was expecting erotica.
...and pics
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2006, 06:53 PM   #4
Level 4 - Thinker
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: MA
Posts: 21
Bincount™: 4
Re: Funny story (kinda)

i gotta tell you man it was much funnier in person...and i can totally see it happenin...not the pictures tho i can do without that lol ttul

ICE
__________________
I'd Kill For This....
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2006, 01:19 PM   #5
Level 6 - Very Deep Thinker
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hell, Alaska
Posts: 120
Bincount™: 0
Re: Funny story (kinda)

If she confused an insect hum with electrical impulses...
__________________
So over this.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2006, 10:00 PM   #6
Level 9 - Obstreperous
 
herarety's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: SCAMBAG
Posts: 1,670
Bincount™: 2158
Re: Funny story (kinda)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lysander
If she confused an insect hum with electrical impulses...
..then she was probably totally down to screw.

Amirite james?
__________________
nvm
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2006, 03:58 AM   #7
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
Hetfield823's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Granby, Massachusetts
Posts: 330
Bincount™: 730
Re: Funny story (kinda)

yeah I'll get those pics up pretty soon. Just keep checking the bin.
__________________
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -- Stephen Roberts
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 09-05-2006, 08:33 AM   #8
Banned.
 
mr. nikki jensen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: land of Danes! Smoking baby friend: mooseifer
Posts: 2,406
Bincount™: 4277
Re: Funny story (kinda)

(-)ions is pretty sweet. my favourite segue from tool along with Die eier von satan and mantra
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote


Reply

Rate This Thread
You have already rated this thread
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Quick Reply
Your Reply:
Forum Jump

all posts © their respective authors. the tool page is not responsible for any of their thoughts, brilliant or otherwise.