In real life I always think up the most ridiculously absurd shit and then try to find a way to say it so those in my vicinity DON'T HIT ME.
These internetz gives me a buffer zone. I find I much prefer to be told to F'off.
Then I can't see the bruises
I do it too. People say it often seems like I'm having a Seinfeld scripted conversation. I guess that's a compliment.
I do it too. People say it often seems like I'm having a Seinfeld scripted conversation. I guess that's a compliment.
Oh yes. I believe almost the best compliment. It is so much more fun, exciting, and mysterious to begin scripting a TV show for no good reason at any moment at work, than say going through the motions...ie. "Cold weather." "Yeah, it's cold, eh." or worse , "How was your day?" "Good." "Good." "Good, yeah mine too."
Damn, hell, yeah I do this!
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Oh yes. I believe almost the best compliment. It is so much more fun, exciting, and mysterious to begin scripting a TV show for no good reason at any moment at work, than say going through the motions...ie. "Cold weather." "Yeah, it's cold, eh." or worse , "How was your day?" "Good." "Good." "Good, yeah mine too."
Damn, hell, yeah I do this!
Definitely my exact thoughts. Nothing is worse than small talk. You're a smart man Bozzio, a smart man.
Watching tv there, and i love it on COPS when the police expose the proverbial gerbil in some illegal ceremony, and then the 'alleged' criminal looks into the camera all doey-eyed, with fake honesty, and says, "I had no idea THAT was there, honestly...Somebody must have put THAT there when I wasn't looking."
Now that's gooood tv viewing.
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I haven't watched COPS since I was about 7. Those programs stopped being interesting to me for some reason. Perhaps I should give that Dog the Bounty Hunter show a try someday.
I haven't watched COPS since I was about 7. Those programs stopped being interesting to me for some reason. Perhaps I should give that Dog the Bounty Hunter show a try someday.
yes, same here...
I don't watch it much either, in fact i never watch it, but for some reason i could tell from another room something funny was afoot by the dialogue...'Somebody walked by and threw it in the open window,' were the words i heard first, which lead to the others.
Bounty hunter is kinda' fun too...
So how do I say this; the generally mocking earnestness of the participants caught within their own devices seems to be consistantly sideways and thus totally unpredictable...
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I haven't watched COPS since I was about 7. Those programs stopped being interesting to me for some reason. Perhaps I should give that Dog the Bounty Hunter show a try someday.
u should give cops another try, its a god damn classic.
dog on the other hand, is a freaking complete chump loser. please do both of us a favor, and never give that doosh a single viewing
u should give cops another try, its a god damn classic.
dog on the other hand, is a freaking complete chump loser. please do both of us a favor, and never give that doosh a single viewing
for different reasons, occasionally i will viddy either aforementioned show, to try to understand the nature of sucking, as in; why do these criminals suck so bad, or, let me count the ways this all sucks, and why? seriously based tv that winds up being absurd, that interests me a tad some nights just as the Simpsons or King of the Hill are absurd shows that i take very seriously when i want to laugh and smile.
for instance, Moe saves Maggie vs. Dog finds a stolen car
seriously funny>seriously sucking into absurdity
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Funny you mention crickets, I was just talking about them in this thread: http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=110905 .
Honestly, I read that thread first, LMAO, and then came over here. Chirping crickets is seriously what most all TV sounds like to me. Yet for some innate reason I like seeing it flicker and dance while I'm listening to tunes and doing other stuff. I put on TV like some people buy Fireplace DVD's. The TV becomes the warm little center of my universe, where space is devoid of any meaning or substance. TV is a black worm hole into my subconcious stylings.
Again, like the phrase 'chirping crickets.'
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Honestly, I read that thread first, LMAO, and then came over here. Chirping crickets is seriously what most all TV sounds like to me. Yet for some innate reason I like seeing it flicker and dance while I'm listening to tunes and doing other stuff. I put on TV like some people buy Fireplace DVD's. The TV becomes the warm little center of my universe, where space is devoid of any meaning or substance. TV is a black worm hole into my subconcious stylings.
Again, like the phrase 'chirping crickets.'
I see. I was like that until I decided to switch to basic cable and actually got the channels I wanted to watch. (Funny how dropping from expensive satelite gets you more channels worthy of watching). Now I'm always watching Mythbusters, How it's made, Dogtown, blah. There's always something on.
I see. I was like that until I decided to switch to basic cable and actually got the channels I wanted to watch. (Funny how dropping from expensive satelite gets you more channels worthy of watching). Now I'm always watching Mythbusters, How it's made, Dogtown, blah. There's always something on.
I know it's out there. I know. Like you mentioned before Christmas, it may be best to switch to Star Choice. Yet I've dragged my feet on this one. Funny this should come up, because I thought of calling BELL earlier tonight for more.
But I did take your advice on Salival, and my buddy from Coca Cola Inc. is going to MP3 it and give me a package soon. So there's that.
And 24 was good.
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My only complaint with Starchoice from when I'm at my house as opposed to my apartment is that I live way out in the middle of nowhere and the signal often drops off. The way the house is located, there are mountainous hills all around it and on bad days I can just watch a black screen. :(
My only complaint with Starchoice from when I'm at my house as opposed to my apartment is that I live way out in the middle of nowhere and the signal often drops off. The way the house is located, there are mountainous hills all around it and on bad days I can just watch a black screen. :(
Signals. They get crossed, sometimes:(
For instance, I'm listening to Rage/Battle of LA, Two and Half Men are flickering away and I think of the juxtaposition that this show is just Three's Company backwards from the front door in...
And the commercial for Revenge of the Lycons juxtaposed with a third man in the door; can't keep shaking the feeling it needs Ninja Penguins. Penquins>Werewolves>Vampires
And also, WTF do THEY put in Whiskas' single pouch wet meat dinners? My wife said the cat looked emancipated. I said she's just a suck. But nooooooooo! A week's supply gets bought.
Jesus Christ, now the cat, she's like a crack whore...Help.
12 Steps I do not want to go through.
More on this addiction, later, the cat's throwing herself at the dryer
Listen to the mountains and watch the crickets, eh.
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For instance, I'm listening to Rage/Battle of LA, Two and Half Men are flickering away and I think of the juxtaposition that this show is just Three's Company backwards from the front door in...
And the commercial for Revenge of the Lycons juxtaposed with a third man in the door; can't keep shaking the feeling it needs Ninja Penguins. Penquins>Werewolves>Vampires
And also, WTF do THEY put in Whiskas' single pouch wet meat dinners? My wife said the cat looked emancipated. I said she's just a suck. But nooooooooo! A week's supply gets bought.
Jesus Christ, now the cat, she's like a crack whore...Help.
12 Steps I do not want to go through.
More on this addiction, later, the cat's throwing herself at the dryer
Listen to the mountains and watch the crickets, eh.
My dog almost died by eating that wet pouch stuff for dogs... I came home and it had shit blood all over the place and was shaking in the corner all sweaty. We had to rush her to the vet, I didn't think she was going to live but thank god she managed to pull through. The veterinarian said it was likely due to the processed food.
From there on we've kind of kept her on a diet of potatoes, meat, and the occasional dry food.
It doesn't clear the cobwebs for me. It just reminds me that my childhood must have sucked if I once idolized the show.
The parts of my childhood that sucked and are triggered by watching the Simpson's I try to rectify then and there by having a beer.
Tonight, Chimas, a beer brewed in Belgium by blind monks in Oak cascats that are rolled daily by Albino eunuchs I tell my wife, and I get slapped on the shoulder. Thus starts our subtle communication. If she gets mad, I point out she's addicted our cat to the wet stuff.
I watch Homer. Then I simply do the opposite thing. Juxtapose George C here.
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the porpoise on Sponge Bob has all the best lines, I say
from the next room I hear, there is no porpoise, that's just the sound they use to edit out Bob's swears...Sponge Bob learned to swear. I didn't know.
the porpoise on Sponge Bob has all the best lines, I say
from the next room I here, there is no porpoise, that's just the sound they use to edit out Bob's swears...Sponge Bob learned to swear. I didn't know.
What age group is Sponge Bob earned at? I often think the writers for those shows gear most of the jokes towards the adults that are forced to watch the shows with their children. The kids are merely amused by pretty flashy things on screen.
I haven't watched COPS since I was about 7. Those programs stopped being interesting to me for some reason. Perhaps I should give that Dog the Bounty Hunter show a try someday.
What age group is Sponge Bob earned at? I often think the writers for those shows gear most of the jokes towards the adults that are forced to watch the shows with their children. The kids are merely amused by pretty flashy things on screen.
You hit the nail on the head on that one. I was a room removed listening and it made no sense whatsoever to me. Pretty flashy things on screen. A buzzer, some squeals, quickly spoken gibberish, every ten seconds--it was like the goddamn Teletubbies.
I sort of understand what Keith Moon of the Who was getting at back in the 70's.
Look out below!
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I never saw that before, pretty funny. I'd have cared more if I was a StarWars fan though.
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What age group is Sponge Bob earned at? I often think the writers for those shows gear most of the jokes towards the adults that are forced to watch the shows with their children. The kids are merely amused by pretty flashy things on screen.
You hit the nail on the head on that one. I was a room removed listening and it made no sense whatsoever to me. Pretty flashy things on screen. A buzzer, some squeals, quickly spoken gibberish, every ten seconds--it was like the goddamn Teletubbies.
I sort of understand what Keith Moon of the Who was getting at back in the 70's.
Look out below!
Going a post back for me, Ha ha, I just realized I typed "earned at", when I meant aimed. Now you know not to post on forums when you're half sick and half awake.
Speaking of children show censorship, ever see the bits about Sesame Street?
Pinnochio and some crickets have a party. They invite some anal asses, some unfettered donkeys, snow white, 7 dwarfs, and the Cowboy Cheerleaders. Admission is a tab of XTC, gobble. We split open some caskets of MEAD, just before we split open the Oxen. The napkins are blotter acid. The salt shakers contain coke. Bitches Brew is playing in the background. John Coltrane and Bird are waiting in the wings. How the orgy of craziness really starts is when Pinnochio says to SW, " I so don't want to fuck you right here by the yams."
And whammo! He's got a woody. Buzz falls on his ass cracking open an oxygen fissure, and the warm conflagration warms all the nakedness.
Naturally, I woke up stiff...
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I never saw that before, pretty funny. I'd have cared more if I was a StarWars fan though.
Going a post back for me, Ha ha, I just realized I typed "earned at", when I meant aimed. Now you know not to post on forums when you're half sick and half awake.
Speaking of children show censorship, ever see the bits about Sesame Street?
I wrote that my ears 'here.' So. Here and earned cancel each other out. Thing is, I just read it as aimed, and kept on going. Me. I just had to go back and change the one letter on my post, but the evidence of my incapability to proof read is in your response.
O woe is me.
I wrote that my ears 'here.' So. Here and earned cancel each other out. Thing is, I just read it as aimed, and kept on going. Me. I just had to go back and change the one letter on my post, but the evidence of my incapability to proof read is in your response.
O woe is me.
Sesame Street. Going on YouTube tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Vh9_Hi1kY < - Here's the link for you.
Today, may all of our enemies and petty tyrants have RED DYE # 7 eye-dropped into their underwears--that should give the fuckers' a pause!
Do we have any enemies? I think we're pretty safe in regards to enemies. Although I do believe the mail lady has a grudge against me, she always puts a few bills in the mail box and then throws in all the flyers she can fit in. I end up scraping a crumpled up bill out of the back corner of the box everytime the bitch delivers it.
Do we have any enemies? I think we're pretty safe in regards to enemies. Although I do believe the mail lady has a grudge against me, she always puts a few bills in the mail box and then throws in all the flyers she can fit in. I end up scraping a crumpled up bill out of the back corner of the box everytime the bitch delivers it.
I doubt we have many enemies, concurred. The mail lady is a petty tyrant, though. So is mine.
Bills. I read on Chris Cornell's Blog his idea for a George Bush Jr. commemorative stamp that HAS to be placed on all BILL's mailed to the people. Tax forms, too. I believe this is an exceptionally good idea. Just so that Dubya gets his due.
Bills. Chris also said he liked our colorful money. Especially the travellogues on the backside.
So, we got that going for us. Eh:)
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I doubt we have many enemies, concurred. The mail lady is a petty tyrant, though. So is mine.
Bills. I read on Chris Cornell's Blog his idea for a George Bush Jr. commemorative stamp that HAS to be placed on all BILL's mailed to the people. Tax forms, too. I believe this is an exceptionally good idea. Just so that Dubya gets his due.
Bills. Chris also said he liked our colorful money. Especially the travellogues on the backside.
So, we got that going for us. Eh:)
Our money is probably the best designed out of all the other currencies.
Our money is probably the best designed out of all the other currencies.
Oh yeah.
I told Chris this and still I'm not drumming in his new band. Feck!
But his admin sent me a pair of tickets there awhile back to an LA show. The MSN message said I could pick up the tickets at 7PM at the front office. I looked at the date...
And it's for that f'n' night. Jesus!
Right, I thought, I'll just hop in my private jet and wing on down and jam with Chris Cornell in LA.
A pocket full o colorful money and nowhere to go.
So I fell on black days:(
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Oh yeah.
I told Chris this and still I'm not drumming in his new band. Feck!
But his admin sent me a pair of tickets there awhile back to an LA show. The MSN message said I could pick up the tickets at 7PM at the front office. I looked at the date...
And it's for that f'n' night. Jesus!
Right, I thought, I'll just hop in my private jet and wing on down and jam with Chris Cornell in LA.
A pocket full o colorful money and nowhere to go.
So I fell on black days:(
That sucks. :(
I just took my first course in my elective, In Search of the Paranormal. We discussed Crowley, Ghost Hunting and that led us into a future field trip. (Field trips in college, who would have guessed?). He has locations booked for the night in about 6 weeks, we get to go into a group and go there by ourselves and use equipment to try and find ghost activity.
How cool is that? Isn't that like the ultimate dream course?
