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Ok what the fuck did Maynard do exactally other then offer his two cents every 2-3 questions?
i'm pretty sure Joe coerced him into showing his tits during the breaks, then he came behind his desk and sat in his lap for the last half of the show. check it out on E!
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Ok what the fuck did Maynard do exactally other then offer his two cents every 2-3 questions?
i'm pretty sure Joe coerced him into showing his tits during the breaks, then he came behind his desk and sat in his lap for the last half of the show. check it out on E!
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Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...

Hahaha if there was tool news in the show you could of been really cool, but now you just look like a dumbass :P
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Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...

Hahaha if there was tool news in the show you could of been really cool, but now you just look like a dumbass :P
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i want it.....to poop on
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i want it.....to poop on
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Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...
no thanks, keep that shit to yourself.
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Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...
no thanks, keep that shit to yourself.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hey guys, i recorded it, who wants to have it ? Nobody ? no ? please...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I wanted NEWS not a SNOOZE.

Borin, send me a copy of that, it's sure t cure my insomnia!!
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I wanted NEWS not a SNOOZE.

Borin, send me a copy of that, it's sure t cure my insomnia!!
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I think i like the Flaming Lips better than TOOL now, you can only tease a dog so long until it runs away.
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I think i like the Flaming Lips better than TOOL now, you can only tease a dog so long until it runs away.
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oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.
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oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.
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Maynard is reading this thread laughing his ass off at all of us :(
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Maynard is reading this thread laughing his ass off at all of us :(
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You know, we did get one good thing out of this ... a Maynard quote!

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You know, we did get one good thing out of this ... a Maynard quote!

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oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.
I'm going to forcibly face fuck you.
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oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.
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maynard is cool as aids
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I think he said Pope.
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oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.
You know that you would've liked some Tool news ... don't deny it.
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oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.
You know that you would've liked some Tool news ... don't deny it.
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Hey guys, but it's like... 1 GB big, please ?
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Hey guys, but it's like... 1 GB big, please ?
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Is someone still listening to that radio ? There's a much better show on now ! it's like... funny...
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Is someone still listening to that radio ? There's a much better show on now ! it's like... funny...
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I missed it and would like to hear it... if anything than to hear the poop comment.

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I missed it and would like to hear it... if anything than to hear the poop comment.

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I missed it and would like to hear it... if anything than to hear the poop comment.

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i can compress to 75 MB, if you give me upload space, i want to upload but i don't think you want to hear it.
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The show that's on now is weird, you should listen to it
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The show that's on now is weird, you should listen to it
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oh shit maynard didnt supply you fucking fanboys with jerkoff material about the tool album and dvd...well of course not, the shows about music legalities. get over it.
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You know that you would've liked some Tool news ... don't deny it.
yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.
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You know that you would've liked some Tool news ... don't deny it.
yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.
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yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.
I was more flabbergasted by the retarded questions (life stories) asked, than anything. The reason I was pissed is because if Maynard is going to be a special guest, then why the hell not even have him talk? He said maybe total of 25 words.
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yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.
I was more flabbergasted by the retarded questions (life stories) asked, than anything. The reason I was pissed is because if Maynard is going to be a special guest, then why the hell not even have him talk? He said maybe total of 25 words.
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yes of course, but im not acting so hilariously surprised.

Well, but when you don't act hilariously surprised, SOMEONE has to. Otherwise there's no hilarity! We need hilarity damnit!!!!
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Well, but when you don't act hilariously surprised, SOMEONE has to. Otherwise there's no hilarity! We need hilarity damnit!!!!
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Well, just got done with listening to the interview, and to be perfectly honest Maynard blows dogs for quarters. WTF was that? Not one damn chunk of information about the new album. I understand the whole thing was about the Legalities about the music industry. But seriously he couldn't drop one little thing about the new album. For shit sake it's a new album, not the fucking second coming. That pissed me off.

Oh btw, anyone interested in making an anti-maynard flash game? I was thinking something to do with Maynard trying to blow as many Corporate executives as he could in a minute(if that pisses you off, think to yourself was Emotive created for any other reason then doing the political sellout. Maynards a fucking sell out just like every other artist, just a good liar too.). IDK... give me your ideas!

He treats his fans like shit, and I'm pretty tired of it. He should be thanking these people not treating them like fucking animals. Where the fuck is his "better humanity" when it comes to his fans? It's non-existant.

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Well, just got done with listening to the interview, and to be perfectly honest Maynard blows dogs for quarters. WTF was that? Not one damn chunk of information about the new album. I understand the whole thing was about the Legalities about the music industry. But seriously he couldn't drop one little thing about the new album. For shit sake it's a new album, not the fucking second coming. That pissed me off.

Oh btw, anyone interested in making an anti-maynard flash game? I was thinking something to do with Maynard trying to blow as many Corporate executives as he could in a minute(if that pisses you off, think to yourself was Emotive created for any other reason then doing the political sellout. Maynards a fucking sell out just like every other artist, just a good liar too.). IDK... give me your ideas!

He treats his fans like shit, and I'm pretty tired of it. He should be thanking these people not treating them like fucking animals. Where the fuck is his "better humanity" when it comes to his fans? It's non-existant.

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AEON FUX APOCODIX: DUde you are teh gay and should make a game about maynurd bitch slappin' his fans... That would be roxor.. HAR HAR... I'm gonna go fuck my dad now...
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I'll do that as soon as you take the dick out of your mouth.
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I'll do that as soon as you take the dick out of your mouth.
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Would that be "The Dick of Nard"?
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No it would be my dick... I know it's hard to picture me with my head up my ass while Saturnist blows me, but it can be accomplished. Page 46 for all you reading "Kama Sutra for Dummies".
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No it would be my dick... I know it's hard to picture me with my head up my ass while Saturnist blows me, but it can be accomplished. Page 46 for all you reading "Kama Sutra for Dummies".
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Sounds interesting. Can I download the e-book off of bit-torrent?
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Sounds interesting. Can I download the e-book off of bit-torrent?
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Re: MJK radio appearance this Friday?

Your mama downloads ebooks! OH SHIT YOU GOT SERVED!
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*sigh*

And I thought we were getting along.

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Old 06-10-2005, 03:44 PM   #236
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Re: MJK radio appearance this Friday?

*sigh*

And I thought we were getting along.

*puts on fishnets and furiously rubs on black eyeliner* "Fuck you and the world, this is the worst thing that ever happened to me"
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It's funny cause I put AIDs on those fishnets... OH SNAP SON!
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It's funny cause I put AIDs on those fishnets... OH SNAP SON!
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its a little upsetting when you people seem to have no relative understanding of anything - with all the bitching people do about bmb, we tool fans actually get more useless personal info about our favorite band and the developments of their projects than ANY other band im aware of. if you can find another band that supplies such an ample supply of trivial knowledge from the OFFICIAL SITE other than the typical "the new album will be released on...", etc., i would love to hear it.
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Re: MJK radio appearance this Friday?

its a little upsetting when you people seem to have no relative understanding of anything - with all the bitching people do about bmb, we tool fans actually get more useless personal info about our favorite band and the developments of their projects than ANY other band im aware of. if you can find another band that supplies such an ample supply of trivial knowledge from the OFFICIAL SITE other than the typical "the new album will be released on...", etc., i would love to hear it.
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im not giving anyone any kudos coins for that...infact, if you post it, you owe me 30 kudos coins
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