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We basically sit on our asses thinking of the lamest shit possible that we can play...and record it on the first take in front of a shitty mic. For your listening pleasure, Math Blaster.
http://myspace.com/mathblaster
If you have a myspace hit us up with a friend invite we are always willing to inflate our "fanbase".
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We basically sit on our asses thinking of the lamest shit possible that we can play...and record it on the first take in front of a shitty mic. For your listening pleasure, Math Blaster.
http://myspace.com/mathblaster
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08-05-2005, 04:19 AM
Wow, that's so fantastically lame... me and my drummer were cracking up for all of lobster flesh, sat through a bit of he was a plumber and then exploded in a cloud of absolute disbelief.... Good Job!
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Wow, that's so fantastically lame... me and my drummer were cracking up for all of lobster flesh, sat through a bit of he was a plumber and then exploded in a cloud of absolute disbelief.... Good Job!
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08-05-2005, 05:29 PM
Wow. Not bad, but makes you laugh, so I hope thats what you are lookin' for :P
Pretty talented, unique music. You have some good musicians onboard...But those lyrics, those vox...WTF!! ROFLMAO! Gold. Funny songs you got.
What position are you?
Edit: What's this? Albums? EPs? You have a label?
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Wow. Not bad, but makes you laugh, so I hope thats what you are lookin' for :P
Pretty talented, unique music. You have some good musicians onboard...But those lyrics, those vox...WTF!! ROFLMAO! Gold. Funny songs you got.
What position are you?
Edit: What's this? Albums? EPs? You have a label?
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Glad to see you guys enjoy it. :)
With all these shitty emo bands trying to be overly deep or creative, we figured we should go against the flow and suck, to bring balance to the universe.
We aren't on any label, if that's what you're asking. It's all independently recorded, and we have about 50-60 songs, with a lot of crap that we would never release, so more like 20-25 good songs. We're playing a show Saturday and we're recording the live show and making a live album.
If anyone likes Pearl Jam (or hates them), listen to the song Clam Chowder on our Myspace site. Haha cracks me up still.
We have a purevolume also if you want to hear more.
http://purevolume.com/mathblaster
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Glad to see you guys enjoy it. :)
With all these shitty emo bands trying to be overly deep or creative, we figured we should go against the flow and suck, to bring balance to the universe.
We aren't on any label, if that's what you're asking. It's all independently recorded, and we have about 50-60 songs, with a lot of crap that we would never release, so more like 20-25 good songs. We're playing a show Saturday and we're recording the live show and making a live album.
If anyone likes Pearl Jam (or hates them), listen to the song Clam Chowder on our Myspace site. Haha cracks me up still.
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08-08-2005, 02:47 AM
haha at people coughing in the background! :-D
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haha at people coughing in the background! :-D
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08-08-2005, 07:42 PM
Haha...This is great stuff, man. Same with the mission statement; priceless. Someone had to do it.
Good luck with the band.
P.S.-I knew something was up with Clam Chowder and Pearl Jam...! It was the first one of your songs I tried n' my bro was listening with me. He was making a strange face and saying "WTF is with the singer" and I laughed and said sounds like Eddie Vedder on a ton of weed! LOL!
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Haha...This is great stuff, man. Same with the mission statement; priceless. Someone had to do it.
Good luck with the band.
P.S.-I knew something was up with Clam Chowder and Pearl Jam...! It was the first one of your songs I tried n' my bro was listening with me. He was making a strange face and saying "WTF is with the singer" and I laughed and said sounds like Eddie Vedder on a ton of weed! LOL!
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We should do a Tool cover.
Except I am the only member of the band like is a Tool fan...so I don't know how that would go over.
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We should do a Tool cover.
Except I am the only member of the band like is a Tool fan...so I don't know how that would go over.
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I showed it to like 4 people since I posted on this thread last time, and all of em <3ed it.
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I showed it to like 4 people since I posted on this thread last time, and all of em <3ed it.
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Heheheh the new song I put up is awesome. Go listen to it.
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Heheheh the new song I put up is awesome. Go listen to it.
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I don't get it.
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That's the point.
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That's the point.
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08-20-2005, 11:00 PM
Oh. Well you guys are sure sticking it to the man, thats for sure.
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Oh. Well you guys are sure sticking it to the man, thats for sure.
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FUCKING AWESOME, I see you hitting big with this shit. definetly something that bettered my day.
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FUCKING AWESOME, I see you hitting big with this shit. definetly something that bettered my day.
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08-31-2005, 12:20 PM
http://www.audiri.com/Math_Blaster/
We got lots of other songs there! Go listen.
Glad we made your day, Lateralus. And Odibilëph, we are going against the flow by trying to suck.
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http://www.audiri.com/Math_Blaster/
We got lots of other songs there! Go listen.
Glad we made your day, Lateralus. And Odibilëph, we are going against the flow by trying to suck.
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I really doubt you guys are trying. I hope you all get shot.
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I really doubt you guys are trying. I hope you all get shot.
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Now now those aren't nice words.
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Now now those aren't nice words.
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dude your band rocks. I can't beleive everyone doesn't like it. Healing power of the sun is the soundtrack to my life
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dude your band rocks. I can't beleive everyone doesn't like it. Healing power of the sun is the soundtrack to my life
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Thanks.
We made 3 new songs tonight. Go to the Myspace. They are some of the best we've ever done.
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Thanks.
We made 3 new songs tonight. Go to the Myspace. They are some of the best we've ever done.
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I love SOC.
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I love SOC.
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i do like the randomness, cool lyrics
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i do like the randomness, cool lyrics
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you guys are sick. where did he was a plumber go. i wanna hear that shit again, but i cant find it.
for somereason when i download ure songs they keep pausing, help me with this problem.
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you guys are sick. where did he was a plumber go. i wanna hear that shit again, but i cant find it.
for somereason when i download ure songs they keep pausing, help me with this problem.
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you guys are sick. where did he was a plumber go. i wanna hear that shit again, but i cant find it.
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youre internet has to finish downloading before you can use it
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http://www.audiri.com/Math_Blaster
You can download several of our songs there, including "He Was a Plumber", "Clam Chowder" (the Pearl Jam rip-off), and other cool songs that our "fans" like, like "Good Morning America" (really insane/horrible), "Ducks" (everyone's favorite song, groovy and catchy), "Coffin Fire" (gothic acoustic song), and "The Story of Mary and Juan" (our attempt to be Queens of the Stone Age). A couple other lame songs are on there too.
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http://www.audiri.com/Math_Blaster
You can download several of our songs there, including "He Was a Plumber", "Clam Chowder" (the Pearl Jam rip-off), and other cool songs that our "fans" like, like "Good Morning America" (really insane/horrible), "Ducks" (everyone's favorite song, groovy and catchy), "Coffin Fire" (gothic acoustic song), and "The Story of Mary and Juan" (our attempt to be Queens of the Stone Age). A couple other lame songs are on there too.
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"Ducks" is the best song about Ducks I've ever heard!!!
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"Ducks" is the best song about Ducks I've ever heard!!!
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:)
New song the Myspace. "Carcass on the Alter of Piracy". Go listen.
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New song the Myspace. "Carcass on the Alter of Piracy". Go listen.
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maddox???? what the fuck?????
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maddox???? what the fuck?????
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09-29-2005, 03:51 PM
Funny shit... Test Tube Babies and Narcotics for The Troubled Mind were my favorites.
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Funny shit... Test Tube Babies and Narcotics for The Troubled Mind were my favorites.
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Our album is almost done...we have some hilarious shit ready for it....
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Our album is almost done...we have some hilarious shit ready for it....
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Beautiful music... thanks for bumping
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Oh new song up! And we recorded a new version of Plumber. It's jazzy and funky. But the new song is genius.
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Oh new song up! And we recorded a new version of Plumber. It's jazzy and funky. But the new song is genius.
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I like the new song, but you deleted all of the other ones! Man
Edit: Nevermind, the new one is so good it makes up for all of the other ones. Way to go!
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I like the new song, but you deleted all of the other ones! Man
Edit: Nevermind, the new one is so good it makes up for all of the other ones. Way to go!
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