I'm pretty sure it's, "and some pill spooning," plus it makes a little more sense that meal or fetal.

A couple of suggestions:

"Fuck me,
It's gotta be,
Dead head,
Chemisty,
Bottom got on top of me,
Got me seeing E-motherfucking-T.

And, I know this one is REAL peculiar, but I think it's right too :

"I don't want to be all alone when I tell this story,
And Can anyone tell me why, allofasudden the peanuts dance..."

I hear a lot of different stuff...But I'm probably wrong anyway.

I agreee to that one. Sounds about right.

ROSETTA STONED

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will

10 to 2 AM
and actually heating up an old box of Krispy Kremes
in my need-to-know post outside Area 51 [position]
contemplating the whole chosen people thing [old chosen people, thinking]
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky, like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
Anyway, I remember thinking I’m gonna die
when something lands on my Birkenstocks
[Anyway, I do remember spilling a diet something [soda]
on my Birkenstocks]
[I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae
or something wet on my Birkenstocks]
and then yelping

Holy Fucking Shit

then the x-file beings who were like
some kind of blue-gray Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips
and breath that reeked up the delicate air and made sound like abanadabanana
[They’re wicked-shot terrorists all by making the sound]
so when I opened up my bug eyes
my gaping jaw and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip [lower and upper lip]
and all I could think was
I hope that my partner [Uncle Martin] here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fucking pants

So alive in this way
Like an apparition
you have me crying out
“Fuck me
It's got to be
dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
got me seeing
E mother-fucking T”

And after calming me down with some orange slices
and some meal [fetal] spooning
the ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
the one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one
They chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school

You had better...
You had better...
You had better...
You had better listen

When he looked right through me
with somniferous almond eyes
don't even know what that means
must remember to write it down
This is surreal
Like the time they floated away
See, my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

It was surreal
like I woke up in Wonderland
all sort of terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
when I tell the story
and can anyone tell me why
It was a repeat experience
will I ever be coming down
This is surreal
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See they're telling truth and [the children]
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
and invited me right in
then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down my bed
Feet cold, eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive am I dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

hey hey

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
to write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down to my bed
feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
am I alive am I dead
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
won't help the brain dead
Can't remember what they said
Goddamn, shit the bed.

I can’t remember what they said to me
Can’t remember what they said to me
Made out to be a hero
Can’t remember what they said
Help me, Cant remember what they said

Oh No [don’t know]

God damn shit the bed

I'm hearing:

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to
Make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what he said

Not sure if this has been said before, but when i hear the line:

"Gyroscopes and Infared", I hear 'Nicorrette' rather than Infared.

In case they don't have Nicorrette in America, its a brand of smoker's patch, something I'd see as fitting for this patient.

I hear a T at the end of the word, it's almost definately:

need to know post just outside Area 51

There is no way in the world that is what it says.

It should also be noted that throughout the intro he isn’t singing, so it is more appropriate to look at it in terms of paragraphs than it is in terms of lyrics (the way it’s structured).

When reading out loud the structure shouldn’t make a difference, however it makes more sense to analyze this part of the song in paragraph form (in my opinion anyway *shrug*).

If you look at the structure of this thing in "paragraph" form (I’ve inserted [air-as] because that’s what the next part sounds like, or rhymes with… I don’t believe that’s actually what he’s saying there):

Or:

Then the x-files beings, <describe the beings>, <continue with the sentance>

Where continue with the sentence would have to be what the x-files beings did at that moment (the logical conclusion to a sentence that starts "Then the x-file beings...")

Proper grammar should allow you to take out the description of the aliens, to come up with:


So I did that with my sound-editing software, to clarify the rest of it. The only part that doesn’t make sense after that, would be “and all I could think was”.

This should be without the “and” at the beginning, however the sound is clearly there, so we have to look back at what part of the sentence makes the “and” (which you can hear clearly) incorrect… The beginning of the sentence.

If you don’t hear what I mean, read the paragraph I just wrote out-loud – it should become obvious that the “and” doesn’t fit with what I’ve written.

How could we fix that to make it make more sense? Well, if you listen closely, I don’t think he says “so when I opened up up my bug eyes…” at all, I think it is more along the lines of:

This would make it:

But that doesn’t really make sense yet… however I listened to “Did a wicked job with [air-as] all while making the sound” a billion times in slow mo, and what I actually think he says is:

In this part some of his words are cut short, and squished together… “floated” is like that in this song.

Finally it makes some sort of sense:

*shrug*

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, you gotta baffle them with bullshit… lol this is a very wordy post… but I think it is fairly accurate.

In conclusion, I think it goes something like:

Or:

Where while is pronounced more like “whull”.

After writing this, I’m also very certain he says “uncle martin”, where martin is kind of cut off, or shortened. “Martn”

Wow that was longer than I was expecting to write… discuss it for yourselves..

DT

Is it possible for "martin" to be "martian?" As in the guy hoped that the alien didn't notice he pissed his pants? Sorry if this was already discussed. I think it could be seen as such.

Good work. I haven't had a chance to actually listen again and read along to your interpretation, but the logic is sound. The only change I would make, and this is just being picky, is that, if you use "so one hovered...", then I would split it up into two sentences right there.

"... making the sound abananadabanana. So one hovered..."


Yeah this has been discussed. Uncle Martin was the Martian character in the old TV show, "My Favorite Martian." The speaker is making a humerous reference, even in the middle of this terrifying and exciting event that has caused him to piss his pants.

Ah, alright. That makes perfect sense then. Awesome.

Okay...The L. Ron Hubbard lip thing is kind of bugging me...I understand the connection to the man and tool's passed catalogue, but I distinctly hear :

"...My gaping jaw, and my steady upper and lower lip..."

I don't know why that's been bugging the hell out of me.

Damn I just wrote a really long post, but the server "too busy"d me, so here's the short version - I'm pretty darned sure about anything not in brackets - someone please figure out the Birkenstock line, because I'm out of ideas on that one. Here goes, with timestamps to help find the sections:

[0:09]
Alrighty then
Picture this if you will

[0:17]
10 to 2 AM
And actually eating a [beat up] box of Krispy Kremes
In my need-to-know post just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing
when just a flaming stealth banana split the sky, like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
Anyway, I thought I was gonna die
[But something right on my Birkenstocks and heal me] (this one's tough)

Holy Fucking Shit

[0:45]
Then the x-file beings who were like some kind of blue-gray Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked
They began to jump and that resulted in making this sound: abanadabanana
so when I opened up my bug eyes my gaping jaw
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
And all I could think was I hope that my partner here doesn't realise
That I pissed my fucking pants.

[1:20]
So alive in this way, like an apparition do you [hear] me crying out:
“Fuck me, it's got to be the dead head chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seeing E mother-fucking T”

[1:51]
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning
the ET revealed to me his singular purpose: He said,
"You are the chosen one - the one who'll deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not."
Me, the chosen one - they chose me and I didn't graduate from fucking high school

[2:32]
You had better...
You had better...
You had better...
You had better listen

[3:23]
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes.
Don't even know what that means - must remember to write it down.
This is surreal (or "so real") [like] the time they floated away.
See, my heart is pounding, 'cause this shit never happens to me.

[3:56]
I can't breathe right now

It was surreal (or "so real"), like I woke up in Wonderland, all sort of terrifying.
I don't want to be all alone when I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why that was a [repeat] experience?
will I ever be coming down?
This is surreal (or "so real"), finally it's my lucky day.
See my heart is racing 'cause this shit never happens to me.

[4:45]
I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you? Please believe what I just said.
See they're [telling truth and] and this wasn't all in my head.
See they took me by the hand and invited me right in.
Then they showed me something - I don't even know where to begin.

[5:45]
Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red.
And I'm out of my head - am I alive or am I dead?
Can't remember what they said - God damn, I shit the bed.

[6:26]
hey hey

[8:38]
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read you all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen - shit the bed again
Typical

[9:15]
Strapped down in to my bed, feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out of my head - am I alive or am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help the brain dead - can't remember what they said.
Goddamn, shit the bed.

[9:44]
I can’t remember what they said to me.
Can’t remember what they said to make me out to be a hero.
Can’t remember what they said.
Help me, Cant remember what they said.

Oh No don't know won't know

God damn shit the bed

hmm, i might be completely insane, but i think its worth a look at.

the "Hey Hey" bit you people have down there, it sounds more to me like "High Away, I, High, I, I, I, I, I, High Away"

or something to that end anyway, but its definately not just "hey hey" theres too many sounds to just be different iterations of those two words.

I hear nicorette as well. I don't know if its fitting though, and 'sides I like infrared better anyway. We do have the gum in the states.

also: SMART FRUIT! (had to)

"but something ran on my Birkenstocks and .........."

I hear....."Sure better....sure better....sure better listen."

but then again who fucking knows

oh and also until I read "I never graduated from high school"

I thought it was "he congratulated me on my high score" but I think the first one is right....

I also hear nicorette very clear...I would put money on it

Here are the lyrics as I have heard them. I got some of this off of metrolyrics.com though I have modified them. I do believe they are very close to spot on.

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will

10 to 2 AM
And actually eating up an old box of Krispy Kremes
And my need-to-know potion.
I was just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen peopleť thing
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae
Right on my Birkenstocks
And me yelping
Holy fucking shit (repeated)

Then the x-file being who was like
some kind of blue-grey Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked
Up the delicate [chocolate? (chocolate from the sundae?)] air
All while making the sound abananadabanana
So when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
And all I could think was
I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fucking pants

So light his way
Like an apparition
He had me crying out
Fuck me
It's got to be
Dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got
Right on top of me
Got me seeing
E mother-fucking T

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
The ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
The one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one, they chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen

And he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time they floated away
See, my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sort of terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
When I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
All the sudden the peanuts dance
will I ever be coming down
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See they're telling true and
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive am I dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

hey hey (might be "high eye" or "I")

Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen
shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help
Brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

IIIIIIIIIII!

I Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to me
Made out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
God help me?
Can't remember what they said

Don't know, won't know (repeated 12 times)

God damn shit the bed!


I do believe that is almost perfect.

Same. There's a definite "N" sound at the beginning of that word. And if there is an "f" it's very very minor...that's nicorette to me. And nicorette makes sense with the context.

The part at 8:38 is so fucking good on this song...

I'll take that bet. How much?

LOL. The "n" sound comes from the word "and"... he's just saying it quickly... like "frank 'n beans" for example.

And "infrared" fits in the context of the line. "Gyroscopes 'n infrared."
They're technological "solutions" to his problem. Oh, and his problem *IS NOT AN ADDICTION TO SMOKING* by the way.

That makes sense, too. I just figured nicorette made sense in context cause it goes from something random to a medication...sunkist, sudafed...gyroscopes, nicorette. Either that or all the words are just totally random. But whatever ::shrugs::

Seriously, if this song really anything to do with drugs, which it probably does, it is hallucinogenics. the line "The blotter got Right on top of me" probably refers to a stamp of LSD. I cannot decide whether the character is going on a bad trip or if it is really something that happened/is happening to him.

That seems to be the idea... that there's no way to tell. I think the guy speaking in the song can't even be positive that it happened or if it was just in his head.

I don't know if it's been said somewhere in the middle of all these posts, but I'm around 150% certain it's FETAL SPOONING, not needle. Thanks. Have a day.

Yes, I agree, he does say "fetal spooning". I created a thread with what I believe the lyrics to this song are, check it out.

I don't think he's saying "I do believe", but it sure does sound like "diamond sundae". Just one question: what the fuck is a "diamond sundae"???

It could be fetal spooning, but I hear meal spooning and I also think that makes more sense. As in someone who is so sick someone else has to spoon-feed them. It is definitely "the blotter got right on top of me." and I am pretty sure it is "L. Ron Hubbard upper lip" as well.

I am guessing that a diamond sundae is some fast food shit, prolly a little chain in Arizona or something like that. Maynard lives around there.

Ya, meal spooning does make sense, but I just keep getting this mental image of this guy spooning with an ET. It kind of fits with the weird ass humor of this song, and I really do believe that he is tripping, so that weird kind of shit would make sense as well.

Ditto... that's why "fetal spooning" is right. ;)

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will

10 to 2 AM
And actually eating up an old box of Krispy Kremes
And my need-to-know potion.
I was just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen peopleť thing
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae
Or something wet on my Birkenstocks
And [you're yelping]
Holy fucking shit

Then the x-file beings who were like
some kind of blue-grey [Jackie Chan]
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked
[They're wicked-shot terrorists all by making the sound]
abananadabanana so when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my sweaty lower and upper lip
And all I could think was
I hope that my partner here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fucking pants

So alive in this way
Like an apparition
You have me crying out
Fuck me
It's got to be
Dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got
On top of me
Got me seeing
E mother-fucking T

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
The ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
The one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one, they chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school

You had better...
You had better...
You had better...
You had better listen

When he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is surreal
Like the time they floated away
See, my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

It was surreal
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sort of terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
When I tell the story
And can anyone tell me why
It was a repeat experience
will I ever be coming down
This is surreal
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See they're telling the truth
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down my bed
Feet cold, eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive am I dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

hey hey

Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
won't help the brain dead
Can't remember what they said

God damn shit the bed

I Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said

Don't know, oh no (repeated 12 times)

God damn shit the bed

"(After Calming me down with some orange slices and a veal smoothie.)

I believe the "veal smoothie" part is referring to ET's tendancy to abduct cows. Aliens have been known to do so. Yes...def says "veal smoothie"

Alrighty then,
Picture this if you will...

10 to 2 AM
I'm actually eating a peanut box of Krispy Kremes
In my need-to-know post just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing
When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky, like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
Anyway, I thought I was gonna die
But something ran on my Birkenstocks sent me yelping-

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Then the X-File being who was like
some kind of blue-grey Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked
*of the wicked chow vanilla slowboat making fascilla anabananabanana*
that's when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my sweaty lower and upper lip
And all I could think was
I hope that my partner doesn't notice
that I pissed my fucking pants

So alive in this way
Like an apparition
You have me crying out
Fuck me
It's got to be
Dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got
On top of me
Got me seeing
E mother-fucking T

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
The ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
The one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one, they chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school

You had better...
You had better...
You had better...
You had better listen

When he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like a tide it floated away
See, my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sort of terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
When I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
*once on a penis Paris*
will I ever be coming down
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See they're telling the truth
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down my bed
Feet cold, eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive am I dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

(Hey hey, I I bit)

Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
won't help the brain dead
Can't remember what they said

God damn shit the bed

I Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said

Don't know, oh no (repeated 12 times)

God damn shit the bed

*anything in these is totally wrong but it's what the rhythm and sounds sound like*

FINALLY...someone corrected the "L ron. hubbard lip" . ... Lol. Sorry.

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will

10 to 2 AM
And actually eating up an old box of Krispy Kremes
And my need-to-know potion.
I was just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen peopleť thing
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae
Or something wet on my Birkenstocks
And [you're yelping]
Holy fucking shit

Then the x-file beings who were like
some kind of blue-grey [Jackie Chan]
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked
[They're wicked-shot terrorists all by making the sound]
abananadabanana so when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my sweaty lower and upper lip
And all I could think was
I hope that my partner here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fucking pants

So alive in this way
Like an apparition
You have me crying out
Fuck me
It's got to be
Dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got
On top of me
Got me seeing
E mother-fucking T

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
The ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
The one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one, they chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school

You had better...
You had better...
You had better...
You had better listen

When he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is surreal
Like the time they floated away
See, my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

It was surreal
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sort of terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
When I tell the story
And can anyone tell me why
It was a repeat experience
will I ever be coming down
This is surreal
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See they're telling the truth
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down my bed
Feet cold, eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive am I dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

hey hey

Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
won't help the brain dead
Can't remember what they said

God damn shit the bed

I Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said

Don't know, oh no (repeated 12 times)

God damn shit the bed

I might be the only one, and maybe it's a product of my twisted mind, but the line that everyone thinks is something about "peanuts to Paris' or whatever, to me sounds like..

...."and can anyone tell me why all of the sudden my penis hurts?"

Its not Gyroscopes and infrared. Its "gyroscopes and nicorette."

Cripes! Does no one actually READ a thread before posting??? This has been discussed already. Sorry... but it has.

This has also been discussed... and you're wrong. I give up... just wait for the freaking official lyrics...