Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: W-MA S-VT
Prove it bitch
The time for talk has come and gone and the time for proof is here, so when I say that I am, in fact, of the very same design as Maynard James Keenan I do not expect you to believe it, but I do have intentions of proving it. When I say same design what I am implying is that there are plumbers, accountants, teachers and ditch diggers in this world that all have their own skill level. For the sake of simplicity I'll say on a scale from 1-10. This foolish logic can be applied to anything from cooks, mechanics, businessmen, athletes, singers, actors, truck drivers, carpenters and so on. Obviously there are more cooks than football players but you get the idea.
Using the 1-10 scale I'll say that in every field 90% the people in their particular field are likely in the range of 1-4. I'll use hockey as an example since I'm using Ray Bourques name
(which by the way I only took because when I opened this account I was looking at a hockey card of Ray Bourque and in his career with the Boston Bruins he had 1,111 assists.)
So as far as Hockey players goes 1-4's make up 80% of them as 1-4's will in any field, they are kids who never played beyond high school and assimilated into society doing whatever it is they do. 5's are the kinds who played hockey in college and perhaps went on to coach high school kids.
A 6 (10%) would be the type that excelled in High school and college and perhaps went to play in the AHL or other minor league equivalent, perhaps making it up to the NHL for a game or 12. Reggie Savage is an example, he played 24 games in the NHL with the Nordiques and Capitals but had a great career in the AHL being team MVP for both the Springfield Falcons and the Syracuse Crunch.
A 7 (5%) is the type that made it to the NHL and had a respectable career, maybe scoring between 200-500 points, someone like Sandis Ozolnish, Peter Kilma, Eric Desjardins and several hundred other type players.
An 8 (3%) would be someone who played in the NHL and had a halfway decent career possibly scoring 6, 7, or 800 points or so, maybe even making an all-star game or 2 throughout their career. Dino Cicarelli, Trevor Linden, John Cullen, Craig Janney, Alexei Zhamnov that sort of player.
A 9 (1.5%) is obviously one of the greats, maybe a Steve Yzerman, Pat Lafontaine, Mike Modano, Pierre Turgeon, Sergei Fedorov, Alexander Mogilny scoring over 1,000 points and playing in a half dozen all star games and likely making it into the hall of fame.
A 10 (.5%) is the best of the best, Ray Bourque, Mark Messier, Marcel Dionne, Jaromir Jagr, Dominick Hasek, Patrick Roy, Guy LaFleur, Gordie Howe, Bobby Orr, Stan Mikita, Brett Hull and possibly someday Alexander Ovechkin or Sidney Crosby. Mario Lemiuex doesn't quite fit here, he is likely a 10.5 and is the only one who gets to be in the same sentence as Wayne Gretzky......... the only 11 in NHL history
In the catergory of Maynard James Keenan type people he is obviously the one and only 11.
This is the catergory I'm claiming to be in, and I'm saying right now with a straight face that I am an 8 or a 9. So kind of like a Pat Lafonatine, Mike Modano, John Cullen or Cam Neely, I'm sorry most of you guys don't get to be Cam Neely in your field, but I do, it's all laid right out in front of me.
Of course that doesn't mean I can't fuck it up and be dead or something, but it also doesn't mean I can't do a little better and be a Ray Bourque! The thing about most of the people in this field is that most of them die young. Drugs, alcohol, stupidity, insanity, or straight bad luck. Probably 90-95% never realize their potential either because they are unwilling to make the necessary sacrifices, they flat out give up, they shoot themselves, or they end up in jail, the nuthouse etc.
This quote doesn't go for everyone on this website, but probably 39,000 of you anyways..... it's not from Tool it's from Hollywood Undead and it makes perfect sense.
"I'm getting used to this nuisance,
And all the fags who bad mouth this music,
It's fuckin stupid and foolish of you to think you can do this,
You cowards can't, never will, don't even try to pursue it.
I took the chance, I played the pill, I nearly died for this music"
all it means is if you're going to try and go that far, there is a price to pay. You have to earn it. You really have to earn it and let me tell you right now get ready for one fucking hell of a monumental mindfuck!!! Seriously!
If you want the proof, I created a fake/alternate facebook account, the photo of me is of a hockey fight, the punch-up in piestany between the Canadians and Soviets from 1987, Theo Fluery, Alexander Mogilny, Sergei Fedorov, Brendan Shanahan were all in it when they were like 17-18, it was an international game which means no fighting allowed, and it was a junior game which means there is really no fighting allowed. It's one of the best brawls ever, so if you want to see the actual fight just type in "punch-up in Piestany" or "1987 WJHC" on youtube and enjoy.
So if you want to see those pictures I was talking about, or a few videos of someone who looks kinda sorta like a little MJK send a friend request to Justin G. Page, (hockey fight picture) then click on pages section where it says "Justin K. Boyd" which, like I said in another post was the pen name Bob Costas indirectly? gave me, also, like I said before the K. stands for Keenan. He's the bastard that got me this far so I might as well take part of his name, which i find kind of weird considering I'm a writer, not a singer.
Put your toolnavy name in a message with it, so i can know who I'm dealing with. The first songs that are going to be up there are Jerk-off, which is just plain psychotic, my friends get disturbed by watching it, any color you like/brain damage/eclipse by Floyd, all I can Do is Write About it, by skynyrd and Rage Against the Machine - Know your enemy (guess which part I sing)