02-22-2006, 12:07 PM
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Funny review of Aenima!
This is a hilarious review of Aenima I got off of Borders.com in the review section. This idiot bashes Tool to no end. See for yourself. What wacko.
How can you people listen to this, February 20, 2006
Reviewer: Edmont Thomas
This music is not only awful, terrible, but anti-Christian. This music appeals to the defenseless and preys on them. My group downloaded many of Tool's music, and what we found are songs about rape, satanism, trancing out, drug abuse, alcoholism and homosexual ideology. For any parents I would recommend checking their children music finding this album and breaking them, burning them or throw them to the dump.
Many children or teens can be susceptible to commit suicide as a group noted about dark lyrics and depression. I would tell Mr Maynard James Keenan that does he know that his music is dangerous to fragile minds and he only worries about money instead of public harm. Shame on the people who support this kind of filth.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I support this filth I guess. Being a huge Tool fan I am used to hearing GARBAGE like this. Talk about extreme.
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02-22-2006, 12:08 PM
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
great stuff.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
*feels shamed*
those poor kids....
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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[...]homosexual ideology.[...]
/truth
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
I wouldn't have said that about Aenima, maybe Undertow, but not Aenima...
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
The guy that wrote that review should be forced to listen to every anal cunt album ever made.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
that review is almost as good as the album
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
Not quite.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
i've suddenly realized i'm a bad person :(
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
He's right you know..
Shame on all of you for loving Aenima.
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02-22-2006, 12:31 PM
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
Its true....We didnt realise :(! we didnt realise!!!!!:(
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
Trust christians to miss-interpret anything that goes against the flow of their religion.
"OMG, its not about God. Burn it! BURN IT! Just like those Nazis did, burn it! We don't need freedom of speach, we're christian!"
How old was this guy anyway?
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
probably quite old
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
that review made me to listen aenima Now ....
*listens 46n2 full blast* Well done reviewer...or who ever he is...
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
wonder what this guy woulda thought of "Judith"...
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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wonder what this guy woulda thought of "Judith"...
That would be fun to see. Put "Judith" on and see him run for the hills screaming like a little girl.
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That would be fun to see. Put "Judith" on and see him run for the hills screaming like a little girl.
that'd be fun just to watch...
anti-christian? i wonder what kind of reviews he's given to bands who are actually OPENLY anti-christian.....
idiot.
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What else is new?
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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The guy that wrote that review should be forced to listen to every anal cunt album ever made.
He would probably collapse in on himself, forming a human black hole. Then he'd suck in all of his 'group', and the world would be a better place. The end.
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I'm going to hell....
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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He would probably collapse in on himself, forming a human black hole. Then he'd suck in all of his 'group', and the world would be a better place. The end.
uh oh, M'opes going to kill you
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He would probably collapse in on himself, forming a human black hole. Then he'd suck in all of his 'group', and the world would be a better place. The end.
hmmmm i'd find that fun to watch too.....
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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uh oh, M'opes going to kill you
I listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Grind isn't so bad, when you get used to it. I only said that because of waffel's comment on the dirtiness of the lyrics.
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Fucking hilarious. It made me miss toolband-sucks.com though.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I support this filth I guess. Being a huge Tool fan I am used to hearing GARBAGE like this. Talk about extreme.
the only thing funny in this thread was you being the first person to respond to yourself.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
OMG! beware of "trancing out"
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
toolband-sucks.com was a friggin laugh riot. If he was a true xtian, wouldnt he forgive us all, including MJK?
EDIT: toolsucks.com apparently exists, and their store has QUITE an array of remarkable merchandise...........
http://www.toolsucks.com/store.shtml
Whatever happened to the "PRIMUS SUCKS" t-shirts?
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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OMG! beware of "trancing out"
What just happened? I was trancing out while listening to Aenima.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
LOL toolband sucks
Their satanic and evil opinions are clearly stated if you listen to the lyrics of their song "Opium" from the album of the same name.
i didn't know tool put out a cd called opium haha
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
If that interviewer was so smart he would've realise Eulogy is NOT about Jesus. FFS, what a fucking arse.
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Hey, I'm in Edinburgh, too!!!
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tits.
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If I had a name like Edmont Thomas, I'd have a stick up my ass too.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
I remember when I first read that on Amazon, almost fell out of my computer chair in a fit of laughter.
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has to be one of the most ignorant, close-minded reviews ever made.
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Re: Funny review of Aenima!
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If that interviewer was so smart he would've realise Eulogy is NOT about Jesus. FFS, what a fucking arse.
I agree 100%
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tits.
Good post.
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haha, that guy would probably go to a church an confess if he heard Judith. THe review just reminded me of the mom in Detroit Rock City. God i wanted to punch that lady.
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