in the most delightful ways!

Tool will announce the release of twelve, three minute, radio friendly tunes for there new CD. Then, we will all kill ourselves.

yesa masta

04-01-06

ALL THE WAY IN..

Some of you may or may not know, a new Scott Staph sex tape is circulating the internet. Kid rock involved? No, MJK frontman from tool can be seen in this video, sodomizing the Olson twins, drinking Starbucks, and high-fiving the ex- Creed singer. Luckily, they have finally turned 18, so there will be no criminal trial, BUT I was told that Staph and Keenan are now BFF, so i'm that the opening act for the european tour will undoubtably be ..."Alter Bridge". Many of you have speculated that the name/tracklisting of the new album was a hoax. well you are right. the name of the new album is ..."Elephtheria"

-BMB

04-02-06

DUMBASSES

OF COURSE THE TITLE OF THE ALBUM IS 10,000 DAYS! but...alter bridge will still open for the european/australian leg of the tour. ISIS and Clutch will open on the american leg.

BMB

something like that i recon x.x

Bush looks quite constipated.

double chin!

this is the most original idea i've ever seen

and i doubt it's "XP"......maybe "supercalifragilisticEXPIalidocious" ? expi for xp? who knows...not me.

Yeah, I think I'm just going to avoid TDN and TA altogether for 4/1 through say, 4/5. So by the time I come back, I'll see the "news" and what unfolded.

i didnt post this, cause it was my secret protectioan from falling for whatever they post. best idea on this forum, ever.

4/1 is less than 2 weeks away. It's coming, so grease up TDNers..

the biggest April fools joke will be none at all.........then every one will go crazy

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you dumbasses.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

^ biggest word in the english languege. ::nods::

you all sound quite precocious

'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'

That is quite a hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian word.

Nope.

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS (also spelled PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS) is the longest word in the English Language.

Edit: It is a hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian word, HalfASandwich.

- owned

...

"A protein, an enzyme with 267 amino acids, extends to 1,913 letters:

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chemistry > all

Here's an interesting one:

"Two chemical terms (3,641 and 1,913 letters long) have appeared in the Guinness Book of World Records. They were withdrawn because they have never been used by chemists, and there is no theoretical limit to the length of possible legitimate chemical terms. A DNA molecule could have a name of over 1,000,000,000 letters if it was written out in full."

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Pointless I know.


Edit: DEFINATELY THE NAME OF THE NEW TOOL ALBUM.

Gorsafawddachaidraigodanheddogleddolonpenryhnareur daethceredigion, Wales.

It really is a town in Wales. The name means: the Mawddach station and its dragon teeth at the Northern Penrhyn Road on the golden beach of Cardigan bay.

Sounds like a town I want to live in.

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahahahahaha hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha hhahaah- longer

Maybe if we use our imaginations we can post all the April Fools jokes we can think of before 4/1 and Blair won't have anything to post because we know all of them.lol! Fun!

maybe if we just stop reading the toolband website everyone will stop being so paranoid

?

Lets all send Cryptic messages to Blair and see how he like it HA HA HA HA HA

LOL

Best post of all time.

Yup.

ha.

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That would be so cool

This just needs to go away.

Only one week left. What's it gonna be this time?

That was funny.

04-01-06

THE NEW ALBUM..

As there is not long until the release of the album, I feel that i should now announce that there is in fact no new tool album this year, instead we will be releasing my first solo album, danny will be a guest on the album as backup farter. Yes thats right, it will be the first album of farts in different keys and time signatures.

-BMB