lotus.

I pulled into Toronto, was smokin' a Marlboro red
I just need some place where I can get some head
"Hey, Jeff, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and grabbed my ass, "yes" was all he said

Take a load of Molly
Take a roll for free
Take a load of Molly
And (and) (and) you put your penis right in me
(You put it deep in me)

I scratched my balls, I went lookin' for a place to hide
When I saw Todd and the Adam walkin' side by side
I said, "Hey, Todd, come on let's go downtown"
He said, "I gotta go but Adam can stick around"

Take a load of Molly
Take a load for free
Take a load of Molly
And (and) (and) you put your penis right in me
(You put it deep in me)

Go down, take a slurp, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Jeff and Jeff's waitin' on the curling day
"Well, Jeff, my friend, what about demented David Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, Mike, won't you uncuff David Lee and set him free?"

Take a load of Molly
Take a roll for free
Take a load of Molly
And (and) (and) you put your penis right in me
(You put it deep in me)

Crazy Jack followed me and he caught me in the fog
He said, "I will fill your crack if you'll take Mittens, my dog"
I said, "Wait a minute, Jack, you know I'm a peaceful man"
He said, "That's okay, Mike, won't you wash him when you can"

Yeah, take a load of Molly
Take a roll for free
Take a load of Molly
And (and) (and) you put your penis right in me
(You put it deep in me)

Catch a eight ball now and set me out a line
My testes is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time
To get back to Miss Molly, you know she's the only one
Who sent me here to give shit to everyone

Take a load of Molly
Take a roll for free
Take a load of Molly
And (and) (and) you put your penis right in me
(You put it deep in me)

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Parody of The Band - "The Weight"
No animals were harmed in the writing of this song

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lotus.

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, especially users on this forum, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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MasterFuzzSolarWind

Winner of the 2014 Emma Watson People's Choice Award for Internet Poem Most Likely To Come True.

lotus.

I'd like to thank Cuba Gooding jr and Three Floyds Brewing for their inspiration.

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Malaclypse

man, it's like you know exactly what i did this weekend.

lotus.

That's because I pried open my turdeye.

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Malaclypse

is that related to a brown eye?

lotus.

One in the same, my man. It's my 69th sense.

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lotus.

I totally forgot to add a character named Scott. I'll have to write him in as the main dude in my next adventure.

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Yogi

wow - i'd like to hear that with music or as spoken word

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