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Old 07-01-2008, 08:07 PM   #1
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Maynard doing what he does best

holy fucking shit. gotta love early pissed off maynard

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gcXPCX8BSdk

side note: can u imagine how cool it would have been/be to see TOOL in such a small club? there is HARDLY anybody there...
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:10 AM   #2
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holy fucking shit. gotta love early pissed off maynard

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gcXPCX8BSdk

side note: can u imagine how cool it would have been/be to see TOOL in such a small club? there is HARDLY anybody there...
Yeah, I saw this one a long time ago...back in da' daze
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:24 PM   #3
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that was awesome dude! cheers!
love the.. Clap.....clap......clap
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that was awesome dude! cheers!
love the.. Clap.....clap......clap
You might wanna get that checked out man
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You might wanna get that checked out man
You think you might have given it to me? ;-p
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You think you might have given it to me? ;-p
Nah
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Oh man, Maynard and Adam were fucking RIPPED back then! *droolz*

lol at Danny making funny faces. I wonder if those are his in bed faces.
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Oh man, Maynard and Adam were fucking RIPPED back then! *droolz*

something I noticed when I first liked Tool. :)
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I can't watch utube vids, but man I'm hoping maynard isn't actually jerking off. :s
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something I noticed when I first liked Tool. :)
At forty-whatever, Maynard is still a hottie!
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holy fucking shit. gotta love early pissed off maynard

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gcXPCX8BSdk

side note: can u imagine how cool it would have been/be to see TOOL in such a small club? there is HARDLY anybody there...
it would have been badass to see them in such a small club like that... they were so tight even then and they sound great too...
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At forty-whatever, Maynard is still a hottie!
He goes through exercise to maintain that image, of course.
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it would have been badass to see them in such a small club like that... they were so tight even then and they sound great too...
Despite the terrible vid quality, huh?
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Despite the terrible vid quality, huh?
i meant seeing them in person... video would have nothing to do with it..
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Old 08-14-2008, 04:43 PM   #15
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i meant seeing them in person... video would have nothing to do with it..
You can see them in person forever if you film it. :D
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You can see them in person forever if you film it. :D
Err.... *scratches head*
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Err.... *scratches head*
Well, that's what cameras are for...I mean, what's the point of meeting Tool in person if you don't film it so you can watch it over and over and notice things that you didn't notice before?

You can see them in person again, again, and again.
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Well, that's what cameras are for...I mean, what's the point of meeting Tool in person if you don't film it so you can watch it over and over and notice things that you didn't notice before?

You can see them in person again, again, and again.
If you're watching it on youtube you're not exactly watching it in person are you? Even if you're watching it on DVD or whatever else you've ported the videos to. It's never going to have the atmosphere or be as great as it was In person. Hence being there physically, in person.
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Well, minus the sharing. :D
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If you're watching it on youtube you're not exactly watching it in person are you? Even if you're watching it on DVD or whatever else you've ported the videos to. It's never going to have the atmosphere or be as great as it was In person. Hence being there physically, in person.
let it go man.... she's just not getting it.
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Re: Maynard doing what he does best

Are you saying that if given a choice between seeing a show and having a video (or excellent quality) of the same show, you'd rather have the video?

Nothing beats being there, imo.
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:42 AM   #22
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Are you saying that if given a choice between seeing a show and having a video (or excellent quality) of the same show, you'd rather have the video?

Nothing beats being there, imo.
NO! I am saying, that if you're going to meet someone in person, bring a camera so you can see them over and over again...:(
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NO! I am saying, that if you're going to meet someone in person, bring a camera so you can see them over and over again...:(
Phew! You were about to have a bunch of people looking at you funny.
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Phew! You were about to have a bunch of people looking at you funny.
What I said before was my point since the very beginning...:(
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NO! I am saying, that if you're going to meet someone in person, bring a camera so you can see them over and over again...:(
LOL

I imagine those type of tourists who capture everything they to go on tape, but actually miss out on the experience of actually being there.
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but then you can look at the details!
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They should stay home and buy a book of the place, imo

Saves them alot of cash and time too.
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Then what was that about seeing something/one in person?
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I was still speaking about the tourists.

On your little chat with Tali, you should use the camera indeed.
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Tourists wear shorts and sunglasses and ugly tacky tanktops and get pissed if you run them over.

I don't like them. :(
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That's why you run them over, right?
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:O

You think like a killer...
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No, i think YOU do.
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Me?
I was just hatin', but you...you brought that to a whole new level!
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Who mentioned them "getting pissed if you run them over"?
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Yeah, well...

I've seen it, okay? :/

Don't go blaming me for a homicide. :'(
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Yeah, well...

I've seen it, okay? :/

Don't go blaming me for a homicide. :'(
It's your fault
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NO IT WASN'T! *stabs*
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NO IT WASN'T! *stabs*
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Re: Maynard doing what he does best

blame maynard from this^ video for the homocide.

fuckin psycho
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