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Old 04-13-2005, 08:04 PM   #1
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lyrics from jerk off (senior quote) funny story!

i had a friend named Dale. He had ADHD and FAS. dale stole a thousand dollar projector from are highschool and put it up for auction on ebay. it reached a good amount of money. later in the week his dad found it and realized it belonged to the school. the school suspended him for a month in may, but he was still able to graudate, later in the month. when graduation time rolled around, dale needed a senior quote.so i decided for him. "Consequences dictate our course of action
And it doesn't matter what's right. its only wrong if you get caught" from MJK. they said his quote at graduation rehearsal but took it off from the real graduation. Damn communist school's. Dale now lives in a bigger city with his 60 yr. old lesbian grandma.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:09 PM   #2
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Re: lyrics from jerk off (senior quote) funny story!

wow.. anymore story's to share??
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:14 PM   #3
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wow.. anymore story's to share??
not at the moment but if i think of any regarding tool, i'll let you know
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:35 PM   #4
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Old 04-15-2005, 03:10 AM   #5
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haha, thats pretty funny ... so he didnt sell the projector in the end?

what's FAS? I'll look it up on the internet ...
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:45 AM   #6
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what's FAS? I'll look it up on the internet ...

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...at least, that's what it means where I come from.


That story is pretty sweet. It reminds me a lot of my time in high school, and the time I got to give a speech during graduation that was basically a big "fuck you" to the administration.
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Old 04-16-2005, 12:31 PM   #7
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haha, thats pretty funny ... so he didnt sell the projector in the end?

what's FAS? I'll look it up on the internet ...
no. he didn't sell the projector. FAS is fetile alcohol syndrome
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What the hell does communism have to do with that?




Here, I'll tell you....nothing.
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Old 02-04-2006, 03:50 PM   #9
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What the hell does communism have to do with that?




Here, I'll tell you....nothing.
Maybe he was in Cuba?
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that made my morning.
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good bump
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Wow! That gave me good laugh. Classic story saucy.
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i had a friend named Dale. He had ADHD and FAS. dale stole a thousand dollar projector from are highschool and put it up for auction on ebay. it reached a good amount of money. later in the week his dad found it and realized it belonged to the school. the school suspended him for a month in may, but he was still able to graudate, later in the month. when graduation time rolled around, dale needed a senior quote.so i decided for him. "Consequences dictate our course of action
And it doesn't matter what's right. its only wrong if you get caught" from MJK. they said his quote at graduation rehearsal but took it off from the real graduation. Damn communist school's. Dale now lives in a bigger city with his 60 yr. old lesbian grandma.
Wow.
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Old 03-10-2007, 06:17 AM   #14
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hahahah! What a good story!
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