In the coldest of lands
We visited our summer home, occasionally, to heat it up.
So that the potatoes in the cellar don't freeze.
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p0rn
If you
repeat the
word
sex
enough times
you'll wantit
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Cosmopolitan
Many photographs in vanity magazines
are not genuine;
they are often enhanced digitally by a
process called "touching up"
Is it people we're looking at?
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Chicken for Dinner
I, me, will stitch a needle through, then around
your dead locked elbow and the grinding sound
it makes as I put the needle through, you.
My friend, a cannibal named Johnny Riggs
Says it is
A bit of a tough case with you
Even with your arm cooking in the stew
STAY ALIVE, I know, it hurtsyouwantodie
But I respect you
Johnny Riggs also said that splitting your elbow
Will be harder than splitting a drumstick from a thigh bone
But I suppose I'm strong enough and this:
The steamy vegetable broth
will soften the cartilage in your arm
and give it juicy flavor
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Fucking Assholes
Slick black tentacles and a lecture on psychology
disgust my shaken view: a hard gelled morning hairstyle
crafted by an insolent fucker walking down the hall way
Pardon my crudeness, I don't even know this kid
But I've been shaken far too often in the past
those god damn tentacles squeezed the happiness out of me
like toothpaste out of a rusted canister
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It's All There
You look at an Afghan meadow
Poppies supplying chemical needs
You look at a mangled fetus
In the gutter of a Detroit street
You look for the fireworks during an intimate kiss
Then you finally see that...
It's all there
It's all there is
__________________ Oh, there are problems in these times...
But none of them are mine!