The Tool Page: Opinion - Secret Parabola Track

02-24-2009, 04:12 PM	#1
Yast3r Level 10 - Vehement Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,557 Bincount™: 480	Secret Parabola Track To tie you over from now until the new Tool album comes out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alnXKiwSm7A Please don't shut it off, watch the entire thing to fully appreciate it. Or at least make it to the chorus.
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02-24-2009, 04:20 PM	#2
Esurient4Truth Last stop on the West Coast line. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: East Coast Posts: 4,148 Bincount™: 7282	Re: Secret Parabola Track You're thread reached the bowels of IRC yast3r. __________________ ^.^
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02-24-2009, 04:21 PM	#3
Esurient4Truth Last stop on the West Coast line. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: East Coast Posts: 4,148 Bincount™: 7282	Re: Secret Parabola Track Also, whatever happened to the rest of the crew? __________________ ^.^
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02-24-2009, 04:37 PM	#4
crincled On Probation Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 5,016 Bincount™: 7922	Re: Secret Parabola Track yeah, thats def gonna keep me going for the next 3-4 years.
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02-24-2009, 06:38 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Also, whatever happened to the rest of the crew?

No idea. I think they died with the Possum.

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02-24-2009, 07:13 PM	#6
Esurient4Truth Last stop on the West Coast line. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: East Coast Posts: 4,148 Bincount™: 7282	Re: Secret Parabola Track That's too bad. Rivek is in IRC, but I miss INXS. Does she still poaste here? __________________ ^.^
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02-24-2009, 08:27 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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That's too bad. Rivek is in IRC, but I miss INXS. Does she still poaste here?

Not that I'm aware of. I barely post here myself.

Blake O Bergeron is missing in action as well.

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02-24-2009, 10:19 PM	#8
Inner_Eulogy Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,480 Bincount™: 135	Re: Secret Parabola Track You fucking bastards!! __________________ "WITHOUT A LITTLE EVIL, GOOD WOULD NEVER EXIST"
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02-25-2009, 04:35 AM	#9
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track Oh yeah. That's Ozzy w/o his fucking meds. Yes. That should tie me over. And we wonder why musicians like a buffer with regard to fans...'Hey 'Nard, ya' gotta hear me sing Parabol. I do this really cool thing where it seems I've eaten a trash compactor full of filthy old food. C'mon.' Thanks, man. That was gooood. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-25-2009, 04:35 AM	#10
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track Oh. And I like my new av. Have to go tell Dan... __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-25-2009, 05:08 AM	#11
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track Shit I can't let this go... I listened to it all and I think; ' Ishmael quick, hand me that harpoon. There's a sick fish that needs to be put out of its' misery.' __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-25-2009, 07:20 AM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Oh. And I like my new av. Have to go tell Dan...

lol, I wish I had an avi half as awesome as that

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02-25-2009, 07:35 AM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Not that I'm aware of. I barely post here myself.

averaging 6 posts per day.

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02-25-2009, 10:20 AM	#14
Angel on the Sideline Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Southern Indiana Posts: 259 Bincount™: 3	Re: Secret Parabola Track This genius has also offered us a rendition of Stinkfist. The rubber gloves and turkey baster he's holding are a particularly nice touch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbQ5...eature=related
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02-25-2009, 10:24 AM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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This genius has also offered us a rendition of Stinkfist. The rubber gloves and turkey baster he's holding are a particularly nice touch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbQ5...eature=related

What a douche

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02-25-2009, 10:54 AM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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This genius has also offered us a rendition of Stinkfist. The rubber gloves and turkey baster he's holding are a particularly nice touch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbQ5...eature=related

The last time I wore eye protection wearing gloves with a turkey baster, it involved lots of stuffing.

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02-25-2009, 12:37 PM	#17
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track Jesus, I hope nobody does harpoon our turkey basting tool fool. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-25-2009, 01:31 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Originally Posted by slamminsalmon

averaging 6 posts per day.

From my old days when I spammed the hell out of the albums section.

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02-25-2009, 01:32 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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This genius has also offered us a rendition of Stinkfist. The rubber gloves and turkey baster he's holding are a particularly nice touch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbQ5...eature=related

It lacks the most beautiful verses sung via throat singing. Therefor it's not as brilliant.

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02-25-2009, 02:31 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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From my old days when I spammed the hell out of the albums section.

During the preparation of dinner I am going to do the math on my vociferousness.

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02-25-2009, 02:34 PM	#21
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track And I was seriously wrong in thinking Kwakhed was trying to cook a turkey. Shit. That boy is cooking up meth. Satirically it's alot like the dipshit on the office. Andy. Good stuff. But he needs to be stopped. With extreme prejudice. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-25-2009, 02:50 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Jesus, I hope nobody does harpoon our turkey basting tool fool.

ARM DEeP

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02-25-2009, 03:31 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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ARM DEeP

Shoulder Deep Retribution.

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02-25-2009, 03:33 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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5.5 ppd for me...good work Yaz, and slammin, your calculation was spot on.

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02-25-2009, 05:10 PM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Originally Posted by Rivek

This is the second thread I've seen about this video today.

Sad, really.

I was posting it out of sarcasm, I didn't know there was an original post about it.

Oh well, people deserve to see his amazing cover of the song.

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02-25-2009, 08:22 PM	#26
inSin Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MI/TN Posts: 273 Bincount™: 1	Re: Secret Parabola Track funny the first time i heard him growl like that.. then he kept doing it... over and over again at the end... not needed.
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02-26-2009, 12:58 AM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Not that I'm aware of. I barely post here myself.

Blake O Bergeron is missing in action as well.

Haha, good old Blake & DXS

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02-26-2009, 04:46 AM	#28
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track Listen, if i can find my old RCMP listening appartus later, i'll tape my mufflerless Ford truck starting up which kinda' sounds like a combo of Lipan Co and Drained. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-26-2009, 04:49 AM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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This is the second thread I've seen about this video today.

Sad, really.

The man needs to work hard getting his mug out there for next years Grammy's. Really hard. Shit, man, we'll be seeing this guy all year. So much more alive than Jauquin, he's on Letterman next week after U2.

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02-26-2009, 10:54 AM

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Re: Secret Parabola Track

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Haha, good old Blake & DXS

ya, whatever happened to dxs?

not that i miss her repititivness and anime. shit, i hope i didnt start something here.

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02-26-2009, 12:46 PM	#31
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track Tonight I wouldn't mind getting my hands on whatever that singer?/comedienne is on. So I could go the night in my own little world not carry what anyone else thought. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-27-2009, 02:10 PM	#32
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Secret Parabola Track Not carry. Sheesh. What an idiot. So I could spend the night in my own little world not caring what anyone else thought. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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02-27-2009, 02:43 PM	#33
cantkeepmeaway On Probation Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TOOLVILLE Posts: 338 Bincount™: 55	Re: Secret Parabola Track i liked it..forgot how good of a song parabola is.
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