THE MILK SONG! : https://soundcloud.com/mr-malfunction/milk

got some peanut butter
got some jelly
gonna make a sandwich
put it in my belly
gonna watch a movie
watch it on the telly
got some milk but
its gettin kind of smelly
expirary date?
well its a bit late
october 23 of last year mate
AND YOU KNOW MUSTARD I HATE
BUT I LOVE TO MASTURBATE
AND YOU KNOW MUSTARD I HATE
BUT I LOVE TO MASTURBATE
and i dont know if i should
throw this milk out
the freshness of it
well i am in doubt
its a bit chunky
IT smells a bit funky
AND you know ITS
quite A BIT LUMPY
chicken wings aint a thing
bacon bits will make you sing
now you shall feel the sting
of my greasy onion ring
burning flesh tastes the best
but there is no time for rest
and you know i must confess
i like to eat the chicken breast
chicken wings aint a thing
bacon bits will make you sing
now you shall feel the sting
of my greasy onion ring
burning flesh tastes the best
but there is no time for rest
and you know i must confess
i like to eat the chicken breast
got some peanut butter
got some jelly
got some milk
but its a bit smelly
got some cheese wiz
got some marmalade
and now you know
i got the fucking sandwich made!
chicken wings and onion rings
and MAYONAISE AND MARMALADE
and CHICKEN BREAST IS THE BEST
but there is no time for rest
the peanut butter and the jelly
and the milk that is all smelly
and bacon flavoured dental floss
will prevent enamel loss
brush your teeth every day
or you will pay
with the tooth decay
and dont you forget to floss
to have healthy teeth
that is what it costs!
brush your teeth every day
or you will pay
with the tooth decay
and dont you forget to floss
to have healthy teeth
that is what it costs!
if jesus was a dentist
he'd be hanging from his floss
if jesus was a dentist
he'd be hanging from his floss
sittin on the couch
WITH the sandwich in my hand
AND i dont know what you dont understand
sitting right there
with the milk in the glass
and i dont know how long it will last

and this milk it might be cold
or so i have been told
and this milk is gettin old
and its growing lots of mold
moldy milk
and sour cream
every body starts to scream
when they see the ice cream
covered with the jelly bean
i got to throw this milk away
and i dont care what you got to say
in my heart i know its true
and i know what i got to do
and this milk it might be cold
or so i have been told
and this milk is gettin old
its growing lots of mold
and this milk it might be cold
or so i have been told
and this milk is gettin old
its growing lots of mold
i
dont
care

what you
say!
throw
this
milk away!
dont
care

what you
say!
throw
this
milk away!
i dont care
what you say
gonna throw this milk away
i dont care
what you say
gonna throw this milk away
i dont care
what you say
gonna throw this milk away
i dont care
what you say
gonna throw this milk away

and this milk it might be cold
or so i have been told
and this milk is gettin old
its growing lots of mold
and this milk it might be cold
or so i have been told
and this milk is gettin old
its growing lots of mold
i got to throw this milk out
now i am with out one doubt
im gonna to throw this milk away
i dont care what you got to say
now i got to go to the store
cause i got to get some more
i got to throw this milk out
now i am with out one doubt
i got to throw this milk away
i dont care what you got to say
i got to go
to the store
cause i need some more
i got to go
to the store
cause i need some more
i got to go
to the store
cause i need some more
i got to go
to the store
cause i need some more
.............milk

UPDATED VERSION https://soundcloud.com/mr-malfunction/the-milk-song

I TOOK OFF ABOUT A MINUTE AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry to drop in like this -- I mistook this as a thread about the film Milk starring Sean Penn.

Trim off another 5 minutes and 59 seconds and you might have something here.

S.O.D has a much better song with the same title.