04-05-2006, 12:57 PM
05 Apr 06
LOST KEYS (BLAME HOFMANN)
Well, now that the planchette has made its decision as to which song is to be posted, here is the announcement. Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) has been formally declared the chosen one, and one shall be let to the masses as of five today, and four tomorrow. It is available for download, though only throughout these 23 hours. The site will be back to normal tomorrow, after Lost Keys has been removed.
Enjoy what it is you have craved, let the stalactites grin and bear your harrowing footsteps to the eastern wing.
Weve only been here amongst the dripping limestone since the first sunrise forgot to set our moment.
BMB
Guess it's the 10kdays crap thing...
Thought everyone would enjoy seeing it, but I'll believe it when I hear it. Yeah right lol...
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Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
05 Apr 06
LOST KEYS (BLAME HOFMANN)
Well, now that the planchette has made its decision as to which song is to be posted, here is the announcement. Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) has been formally declared the chosen one, and one shall be let to the masses as of five today, and four tomorrow. It is available for download, though only throughout these 23 hours. The site will be back to normal tomorrow, after Lost Keys has been removed.
Enjoy what it is you have craved, let the stalactites grin and bear your harrowing footsteps to the eastern wing.
Weve only been here amongst the dripping limestone since the first sunrise forgot to set our moment.
BMB
Guess it's the 10kdays crap thing...
Thought everyone would enjoy seeing it, but I'll believe it when I hear it. Yeah right lol...
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04-05-2006, 12:58 PM
link the page in question please
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
link the page in question please
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04-05-2006, 01:01 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian
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04-05-2006, 01:04 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
Player won't even load now lol - it's so bombarded... is it there?!?!??!?!
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
Player won't even load now lol - it's so bombarded... is it there?!?!??!?!
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04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
it's about time for post numero uno.
LOL, that fucking sucks. HA HA!
edit: the bongos rule. totally lost keys (blame hoffman)
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04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
it's about time for post numero uno.
LOL, that fucking sucks. HA HA!
edit: the bongos rule. totally lost keys (blame hoffman)
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04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
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Awesome that is DEFINATELY A NEW TOOL SONG, brilliant, just brilliant
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04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
Its there. It sounds like some asshole recording himself not knowing how to play guitar on a computer mic.
I'm amused :)
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
Its there. It sounds like some asshole recording himself not knowing how to play guitar on a computer mic.
I'm amused :)
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04-05-2006, 01:06 PM
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thats all i needed to see
busted.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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thats all i needed to see
busted.
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04-05-2006, 01:06 PM
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Its there. It sounds like some asshole recording himself not knowing how to play guitar on a computer mic.
I'm amused :)
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this is what those who took their chances on the fakes were treated to
i still have it on my comp i think its funny
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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Its there. It sounds like some asshole recording himself not knowing how to play guitar on a computer mic.
I'm amused :)
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this is what those who took their chances on the fakes were treated to
i still have it on my comp i think its funny
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04-05-2006, 01:07 PM
Fascinating.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
Fascinating.
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04-05-2006, 01:07 PM
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That's gotta be the dumbest crap I've ever heard in my life. Anybody who believes that shit (check the comments on that page HAHAHA) should hang themselves. If TooL made that, I'll hang myself, too.
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04-05-2006, 01:07 PM
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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04-05-2006, 01:08 PM
i think the best part about it is, that all the friends of this character seem to be really disappointed. they actually believe this? maybe i can't catch the sarcasm. wow.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
i think the best part about it is, that all the friends of this character seem to be really disappointed. they actually believe this? maybe i can't catch the sarcasm. wow.
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04-05-2006, 01:08 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, nm - that's what I get for even buying into it at all =)
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, nm - that's what I get for even buying into it at all =)
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04-05-2006, 01:09 PM
it was a good laugh though, thank you!
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
it was a good laugh though, thank you!
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04-05-2006, 01:15 PM
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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04-05-2006, 01:19 PM
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I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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that song rocks!!
the funniest shit i've heard in a long time
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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Originally Posted by A Tad Bit Catatonic
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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that song rocks!!
the funniest shit i've heard in a long time
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Originally Posted by A Tad Bit Catatonic
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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Originally Posted by A Tad Bit Catatonic
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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04-05-2006, 01:30 PM
Hahaha. The vocals are hilarious.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
Hahaha. The vocals are hilarious.
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04-05-2006, 01:30 PM
wow....that's all i have to say..
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
wow....that's all i have to say..
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04-05-2006, 01:33 PM
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it's you isn't it?
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hehe nah, all I know is - well I keep a tight eye on this site right now, because I know something will come any second. So I had seen the 10kdays post yesterday about some stupid message saying how Blair and the band would pick one song to post on their myspace site for 24 hours. So I was on Myspace, and I have just this one Aldaria fake Tool myspace site as my friend, because it has Dispostion available - which is ROCKIN for a profile song (hell any tool song is), ANd I got this stupid bulletin, so somehow This guy and 10kdays.com are affiliated (probably the same guy). And I posted it here, and everything went nuts. So no it is NOT me, but it is, however, funny. Guess it was good for a laugh at least =).
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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it's you isn't it?
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hehe nah, all I know is - well I keep a tight eye on this site right now, because I know something will come any second. So I had seen the 10kdays post yesterday about some stupid message saying how Blair and the band would pick one song to post on their myspace site for 24 hours. So I was on Myspace, and I have just this one Aldaria fake Tool myspace site as my friend, because it has Dispostion available - which is ROCKIN for a profile song (hell any tool song is), ANd I got this stupid bulletin, so somehow This guy and 10kdays.com are affiliated (probably the same guy). And I posted it here, and everything went nuts. So no it is NOT me, but it is, however, funny. Guess it was good for a laugh at least =).
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04-05-2006, 01:33 PM
The fake 81st Chakra was a lot funnier.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
The fake 81st Chakra was a lot funnier.
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04-05-2006, 01:44 PM
Hahahahahahaa what the hell. It's Rolf Harris with a guitar and a bit of plastic.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
Hahahahahahaa what the hell. It's Rolf Harris with a guitar and a bit of plastic.
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Wasn't that made by TOOL?
I thought it was a joke song made by the band.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
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04-05-2006, 02:55 PM
hahahaha the "vocal" are fucking hilarous
thanks for linking to that page
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
hahahaha the "vocal" are fucking hilarous
thanks for linking to that page
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04-05-2006, 02:56 PM
The mic hits are avant-garde.
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The mic hits are avant-garde.
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04-05-2006, 05:08 PM
i love the tribal screaming part
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i love the tribal screaming part
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I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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If there´s more to the quote than that, could you post it? I haven´t seen this quote yet.
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Originally Posted by A Tad Bit Catatonic
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.
Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.
The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
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If there´s more to the quote than that, could you post it? I haven´t seen this quote yet. |
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04-05-2006, 10:56 PM
Hmmm... Sounds like an Rap album!
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Hmmm... Sounds like an Rap album!
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04-05-2006, 11:20 PM
Wow! THAT was great! Wasn't Lost Keys though. That was Jambi.
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Re: Just got this message on Myspace from one of the fake Tool pages
Wow! THAT was great! Wasn't Lost Keys though. That was Jambi.
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We bathe in expensive plum sauce!
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04-06-2006, 12:39 AM
LMAO! great!
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LMAO! great!
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