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Old 10-07-2007, 10:54 PM   #1
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THEE best album to relax to...EVER!

I have come to the conclusion that Lateralus is by far the best album to relax to. Tonight i managed to score a strain of marijuana i had never heard of prior to getting. It's called mothers milk and it kicked my ass from here to uranus and back then back to uranus. So, i pack my little one hitter take a big hitski, hold for 20 sec. or so, exhale and press play. This bud got me so baked that as soon as the grudge kicked in i had uncontrollable goosebumps that stayed with me through the entire album. It really does take me on a journey every time i listen to it. So, the point of this story is...if you can find some dank nuggs grab 'em, schmoke 'em and listen to lateralus.

Anyone else care to share their moments on lateralus?

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Old 10-08-2007, 10:49 PM   #2
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I was in AC on 6/9/07. and I dont smoke.
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:44 PM   #3
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this is just fucking the greatest thing that ever happened, now
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Old 11-15-2007, 03:27 PM   #4
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i was listening to lateralus and i was like "wat"

then i had an orgasm
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Old 11-16-2007, 07:22 PM   #5
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Nice fuckin avatar dude
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Old 11-23-2007, 12:11 PM   #6
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You should look into a very unkown band called The Ills. It's hard to explain their style of music but it is awesome, and awesome to relax too. They're not like TOOL but they are still phenomenal(don't know how to spell). Google them. If you disagree with me, then I'll never talk to you again. (Just kidding. You're entitled to your own opinion).

P.S. You want to Google The Ills band. There will be sites where you can buy their album, it's the only way I know to get their music. Or you could just illegally download their stuff, although I'm not suggesting that.(wink, wink).
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:21 PM   #7
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'In the Absence of Truth' by Isis is also good to relax to.
And 'At The Soundless Dawn' by Red Sparowes.
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'In the Absence of Truth' by Isis is also good to relax to.
And 'At The Soundless Dawn' by Red Sparowes.
Agreed. Love "In the Absence of Truth". Never heard of Red Sparowes but I'll look into them.
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Disposition always relaxes the fuck outta me
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T0tally lolz
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Old 11-29-2007, 06:08 AM   #11
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Same here man and Reflection.
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Old 11-29-2007, 02:53 PM   #12
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Disposition always relaxes the fuck outta me
i could listen to that song all day and just contemplate the world and its doings all day and not notice the passing time... and i completely agree. this is the best album to relax too. imo of course. a perfect balance between hard core and softer rock.
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Kid A is a better album to relax to
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:01 PM   #14
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I find Tin Hat [Trio] to be pretty relaxing.
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Lateralus is the best albm to relax to, even when you're not high...
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:44 PM   #16
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Kid A is a better album to relax to
I agree that album is badass. Amnesiac is also another one of radiohead's best albums to relax too.
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For me I'd have to say that Pink Floyd. I always love to just chill and listen to Dark Side of the Moon.
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:17 PM   #18
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I agree with the op, listening to Tool while baked is the shit.

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Lateralus is the best albm to relax to, even when you're not high...
This is true also.
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Old 01-16-2008, 08:41 PM   #19
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I got high off a homemade lung a few weeks ago, and as I laid in bed listening to the Stereo it switched CDs and on came the Lateralus album.

Mostly due to the fact that the rhythms are enjoyable---for the most part---couple with the fact that Keenan writes, at the very least, pieces that lend themselves to descriptive interpretation.

But to be fair to other things in the world, there are very few things I dislike when I'm stoned.

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Old 01-20-2008, 06:18 PM   #20
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Banned after a postcount of six? Do i smell a worldrecord?

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"mothers milk kicked my ass from here to your anus" :)
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:33 PM   #21
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Its not A world record, i saw someone who got banned after one post, can't remember the name but his post was hilariously offensive. can't quote unfortunatley
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:36 PM   #22
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Please try?

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Dayum but you've caught up pretty quickly post count wise....is this a race now?
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Yes?
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OK race to....oh 500? or 450?
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Let's try 500. But i think you'll have the benefite here. I just happened to have a little offtime right now, but things can change rapidly.
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Old 01-20-2008, 07:01 PM   #27
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Yeah, i'm unemployed so i gotta advantage.
See you on the other side man
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I'll wait for you when i'm there.
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I'm already 4/5th there lol
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i was listening to lateralus and i was like "wat"

then i had an orgasm
What HE said.
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Man it would be cool to listen to orgasm inducing music. Throw in earplugs, invite round some girls lol dirty mind
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........and than his mom walked in the room..............
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Ouch, have you ever had that happen?
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No, but i can imagine it.

Not good, not good......
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So who got to 500 first? I'm going to guess...Rolo, since he was closer when I last checked.
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It's was M_O_N unfortunatly. I was on 499 when that happened. Damned Kiwi!

But thanks for your support anyway.
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Well, it was very close. Now a race to 600? lol
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I have come to the conclusion that Lateralus is by far the best album to relax to. Tonight i managed to score a strain of marijuana i had never heard of prior to getting. It's called mothers milk and it kicked my ass from here to uranus and back then back to uranus. So, i pack my little one hitter take a big hitski, hold for 20 sec. or so, exhale and press play. This bud got me so baked that as soon as the grudge kicked in i had uncontrollable goosebumps that stayed with me through the entire album. It really does take me on a journey every time i listen to it. So, the point of this story is...if you can find some dank nuggs grab 'em, schmoke 'em and listen to lateralus.

Anyone else care to share their moments on lateralus?

Peace and love guys.

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Hm..that sounds intriguing. I listened to lateralus and thought i was way above the limit of my mindset. It's weird to explain, i felt like i was connected to so many things at once and felt open and free.
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Banned after a postcount of six? Do i smell a worldrecord?

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"mothers milk kicked my ass from here to your anus" :)
Sorry for being like 2 years late on this but I think you managed to overlook post #4 Rolo. Good Day. That would be the worldrecord so your not smelling anything.
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