I was at the bar, sippin' on a cold brew
Playin' some pool, takin' a break
Admirin' some girls with nose rings
Straight hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her
Her name was Jenna
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "How you doin', my name's Lotus Mike
Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my cell phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole schnoz, I was doin' my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Jenna was erotic, Rusty's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind was this big nose freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...

JENNA got a big ole schnoz
I know I told you I'd be true
But JENNA got a big ole schnoz
So I'm leavin' you
JENNA got a big ole schnoz
I know I told you I'd be true
But JENNA got a big ole schnoz
So I'm leavin' you

I went to the community college about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
In my homeboy's Grand Prix, the system blastin'
Smokin' us a blunt, smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her
Her name was Lesa
She had the kind of schnoz that I'd always remember
I said to my man, "Stop the Grand Prix"
She's only 21 but, yo, don't ya see?
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped that schnoz like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
I put the bitch on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a banana and inserted it deep, fer realz
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got a slice of Boston cream pie
Jenna busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...

LESA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LESA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
LESA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LESA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you

I went to Outback with my mate for shrimp and steak
Around the time when the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin' lot and parked my car
Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Jeff had some K and he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Sherri"
I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
LM, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my dick down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And gave her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my track pants, put on my Neff
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Lesa
Yo, she worked at Outback but I didn't remember

SHERRI got a big ole schnoz
I know I told you I'd be true
But SHERRI got a big ole schnoz
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
SHERRI got a big ole schnoz
I know I told you I'd be true
But SHERRI got a big ole schnoz
So I'm leavin' you
SEE YA!