View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny would win.
97 78.23%
Maynard would win.
27 21.77%
#1
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Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny's a big, tall dude. He probably has a mean reach. On the other hand, Maynard is a sneaky little imp. And have you seen that video where he hip throws the fan who wanders onto the stage and pins him down?
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#2
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Chuck Norris.
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Chuck Norris.
He doesn't have Real Ultimate Tool Power.
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by bigtard
Danny's a big, tall dude. He probably has a mean reach. On the other hand, Maynard is a sneaky little imp. And have you seen that video where he hip throws the fan who wanders onto the stage and pins him down?
yeah i saw that video haha. i like maynard and all but if he tried that shit on me i would ddt his scrawny little ass
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#5
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny is pretty huge so I think he would kick 'nards ass. Have you seen that guys arms? I guess all that drumming mounts to something :)
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#6
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
I'm not sure, but it would make an awesome video for Vicarious.
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#7
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Maynard will take him down with his jujitsu. The bigger they are the harder they fall.
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by JOK3R
Maynard will take him down with his jujitsu. The bigger they are the harder they fall.
Danny would stab him in the eye with a drum stick.
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#9
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny would crush nard...He's a frickin giant
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by bigtard
Danny would stab him in the eye with a drum stick.
Picturing this is hilarious.
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#11
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Lol where is this video??!
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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#13
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by parabol4
Picturing this is hilarious.
Don't underestimate Maynard. I bet he could jump on Danny's back like Westley does when he jumps on Andre the Giant's back in Princess Bride.
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
tool action figures!
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#15
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny can crush anyone's head just between his elbows.
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#16
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny is so damn quick; watch him drum. His coordination is incredible; he would whip the shit out of Maynard.
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#17
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Maynard would get hurt! He is about half the size.
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#18
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
I dunno, Danny seems like a big nice likeable guy who seems pretty cool, whereas Maynard seems like he has more energy and a bigger killer instinct. In a fight its more about heart than actual size or strength
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#19
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
One of the main purposes of BJJ is to neutralize stand-up. Danny's size and reach don't matter too much once Maynard gets the takedown.
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#20
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Ok ok..
This is Maynard.
And this is Danny..
Danny is a giant, he'd simply tear Nards face off.
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#21
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Good technique will always beat out decent genetics.
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#22
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
You're forgetting that Maynard was in the army, and he's just cool. He'll spit out some amazing lyrics off the top of his head and Danny will be amazed, giving Maynard a couple of seconds to kick the shit out of Danny.
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#23
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Maynard would scream the hell out of danny. Either that or use his 6inch (giggle) dork to poke his brain out through his ears..
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#24
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
How does this relate to 10k days?
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#25
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by Severon
You're forgetting that Maynard was in the army, and he's just cool. He'll spit out some amazing lyrics off the top of his head and Danny will be amazed, giving Maynard a couple of seconds to kick the shit out of Danny.
lol
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#26
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny would win in a FIGHTING competition, but if this were a DANCING competition...
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#27
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny, haven't you seen the picture of Danny kicking the shit out of two people at once, while still holding his drum sticks?
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#28
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by Ethirakith
Danny, haven't you seen the picture of Danny kicking the shit out of two people at once, while still holding his drum sticks?
Pics or BS
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#29
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Danny seems and sounds too kind to actually kicking "the shit out of two people" at once...
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by bigtard
And have you seen that video where he hip throws the fan who wanders onto the stage and pins him down?
No - None of us have ever ever seen that... is that actually real?
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#31
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
Isn't Maynard an expert at Judo or something? And wasn't that a Judo move he put on that fan?
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#32
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by gimp123678
How does this relate to 10k days?
it doesn't half the stupid shit in the 10,000days page has absolutely nothin to do with the album at all, but at least this post is interesting
Maynard aint so scrawny he looked pretty buff when he went on leno for the outsider and he was in the army, looks like an angry little bastard aswell.
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#33
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
hey i was the hundredth vot0r.
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#34
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
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Originally Posted by toocooltool
No - None of us have ever ever seen that... is that actually real?
its on youtube
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WQR978rvsYg&search=maynard
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#35
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
I'm putting my money on an epic and bloody battle that ends with Adam sneaking in, hitting them both with a chair and claiming the title of 'ardest fucker in Tool
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#36
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
danny would stomp on jimmbo
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#37
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
it's like Spider Monkey vs. The 15th Colossus.
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Re: Who would win in a fight: Danny or Maynard?
thread author probed for this thread
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