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10-16-2005, 03:10 PM
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improvised whilst at friends house with girls in mind

i call it the "im fat and cant get sex" song

http://www.thefilehut.com/userfiles/...fat%20song.mp3



rough lyrics for reference purposes:

hey rochey, you know, youre really fat
yeah i know, and it kinda sucks cuz all i really want is sex
youre also gay...
yeah fuck you

all i really wanted was sex, but nobody will have it with me because im fat fat fat
i just want sex
i just want sex
i just want alot of sex

sex x 13?

i just want some sex, really badly
and im feeling kinda lightheaded rightnow because i scream alot

and i just want some sex right now but im fat and have too many calories in my ass legs and thighs

i just want some sex right now
dont care from who and i dont care how
i just want some sex from you
and from your mom, id do her too

i want...

sex sex sex sex sex sexxx sexxxx sexxxxxx.....

sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!
sex sex sex sex sex i like that.. sex

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Old 10-16-2005, 03:10 PM   #1
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look! rochey makes new song!

improvised whilst at friends house with girls in mind

i call it the "im fat and cant get sex" song

http://www.thefilehut.com/userfiles/...fat%20song.mp3



rough lyrics for reference purposes:

hey rochey, you know, youre really fat
yeah i know, and it kinda sucks cuz all i really want is sex
youre also gay...
yeah fuck you

all i really wanted was sex, but nobody will have it with me because im fat fat fat
i just want sex
i just want sex
i just want alot of sex

sex x 13?

i just want some sex, really badly
and im feeling kinda lightheaded rightnow because i scream alot

and i just want some sex right now but im fat and have too many calories in my ass legs and thighs

i just want some sex right now
dont care from who and i dont care how
i just want some sex from you
and from your mom, id do her too

i want...

sex sex sex sex sex sexxx sexxxx sexxxxxx.....

sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!
sex sex sex sex sex i like that.. sex

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10-16-2005, 04:49 PM
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zomg. another song. this ones about bobby murphy.

http://media.putfile.com/bobby27
Old 10-16-2005, 04:49 PM   #2
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zomg. another song. this ones about bobby murphy.

http://media.putfile.com/bobby27
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10-16-2005, 06:32 PM
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Banned.
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10-19-2005, 07:58 AM
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i have my fingers crossed that someone hacked your account and this is all a joke... or maybe if you were on a bad batch of acid, i would be understanding...
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i have my fingers crossed that someone hacked your account and this is all a joke... or maybe if you were on a bad batch of acid, i would be understanding...
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10-19-2005, 02:26 PM
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stop playing music

edit: now!

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stop playing music

edit: now!

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10-19-2005, 03:13 PM
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you guys obvioulsy dont understand the deep-rooted spiritual relations to the phrase "bobby's gay"
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you guys obvioulsy dont understand the deep-rooted spiritual relations to the phrase "bobby's gay"
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10-19-2005, 03:49 PM
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yep, you're 15.

get some prostitutes before Juvenile Hall is no longer an option.
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yep, you're 15.

get some prostitutes before Juvenile Hall is no longer an option.
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