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It aint me. Really.


Edit: By the way, he has registered in 2004.
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*moves that this statement be stricken from court record, as witnesses' name proves he is clearly illegitimate.*
It aint me. Really.


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It's too bad the Gmail thingy is down..

I heard Cyanide's tracks before it went down.. The metal solo was pretty good.. Definitely some fast playing in there, but it seemed real muddy and all the notes seemed to blend together.. Making it sound much less impressive.. I'll have to give it a second listen though..

The Mexican solo thing was pretty crappy imo.. Nothing personal..

Now I just need to checkout the Doughboy's stuff..
PM me your email address and I will send it to you.

Everybody else too, PM me and I will send the track, I dont have Cyanide´s tracks but you might be able to find them somewhere.
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It's too bad the Gmail thingy is down..

I heard Cyanide's tracks before it went down.. The metal solo was pretty good.. Definitely some fast playing in there, but it seemed real muddy and all the notes seemed to blend together.. Making it sound much less impressive.. I'll have to give it a second listen though..

The Mexican solo thing was pretty crappy imo.. Nothing personal..

Now I just need to checkout the Doughboy's stuff..
PM me your email address and I will send it to you.

Everybody else too, PM me and I will send the track, I dont have Cyanide´s tracks but you might be able to find them somewhere.
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How am I illegitimate?
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The things back up, but I can't find CC's entry.
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The things back up, but I can't find CC's entry.
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The things back up, but I can't find CC's entry.
Ya... same here
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The things back up, but I can't find CC's entry.

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The things back up, but I can't find CC's entry.

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Why can't I find CC's solo?
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Why can't I find CC's solo?
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the gmail account appears to be frozen - because its been accessed from so many different locations maybe?
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the gmail account appears to be frozen - because its been accessed from so many different locations maybe?
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I accessed the account. I heard DOUGHBOY'S shit, but CC's wasn't there. I think it might have been deleted.
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I accessed the account. I heard DOUGHBOY'S shit, but CC's wasn't there. I think it might have been deleted.
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It has been deleted. I couldnt find it either. I am not going to speculate who did it. Anyway, the situation is this: Cyanide doesnt have a track anymore.
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It has been deleted. I couldnt find it either. I am not going to speculate who did it. Anyway, the situation is this: Cyanide doesnt have a track anymore.
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It has been deleted. I couldnt find it either. I am not going to speculate who did it. Anyway, the situation is this: Cyanide doesnt have a track anymore.
...Who the fuck deleted my entry? It was either deleted because it was too big, or some asshole here found a way to do it. Let me remail.
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It has been deleted. I couldnt find it either. I am not going to speculate who did it. Anyway, the situation is this: Cyanide doesnt have a track anymore.
...Who the fuck deleted my entry? It was either deleted because it was too big, or some asshole here found a way to do it. Let me remail.
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Let's dont speculate, just resend it.
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There, resent.
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There, resent.
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There, resent.
Great. I thought you were trying to back off. j/k




FUCKING ASSHOLES, DONT DELETE OTHER PEOPLE´S FILES!

IF YOU HATE SOMEONE`S TRACK OR ARENT JUST INTERESTED OF THIS SHIT, GO VOTE OR JUST LEAVE ALL THIS SHIT ALONE!
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Dude Im trying to write a new song, and it's raining outside so my cat is pissed, and he keeps trying to nipple on my guitar.
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Dude Im trying to write a new song, and it's raining outside so my cat is pissed, and he keeps trying to nipple on my guitar.
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your guitar has nipples... hm.
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Dude Im trying to write a new song, and it's raining outside so my cat is pissed, and he keeps trying to nipple on my guitar.
Will I have the pleasure to slaughter you in the King of All Battles? I mean the songwriting battle. It would show our real skill as musicians.

Did your cat record your metal solo? It sounded like it was running along your neck.
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Dude Im trying to write a new song, and it's raining outside so my cat is pissed, and he keeps trying to nipple on my guitar.
Will I have the pleasure to slaughter you in the King of All Battles? I mean the songwriting battle. It would show our real skill as musicians.

Did your cat record your metal solo? It sounded like it was running along your neck.
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Cyanide won. Sorry, Pillsbury D.B.
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Cyanide won. Sorry, Pillsbury D.B.
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Dude Im trying to write a new song, and it's raining outside so my cat is pissed, and he keeps trying to nipple on my guitar.

Dude, thats called a strap button, or a knob maybe......I said knob
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Dude Im trying to write a new song, and it's raining outside so my cat is pissed, and he keeps trying to nipple on my guitar.

Dude, thats called a strap button, or a knob maybe......I said knob
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You dont have to be sorry. But you know what, I am going to get you.
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Fuck, I might actually lose this. Uh-oh.
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Fuck, I might actually lose this. Uh-oh.
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Well it's hard to judge when pills wrote a song, and I just solo'ed. I wish I knew I was supposed to write a song. Lets just agree on this, i think its fair:

I have more talent at actual solos than Pills, yet we cannot decipher whether I am better or as good as him at writing songs, since nobody has heard any of my songs yet. Deal? Then pills and I shall write new songs and post them here, but you're going to have to wait about a week or so because I am very busy this week, and I have nothing written.
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Well it's hard to judge when pills wrote a song, and I just solo'ed. I wish I knew I was supposed to write a song. Lets just agree on this, i think its fair:

I have more talent at actual solos than Pills, yet we cannot decipher whether I am better or as good as him at writing songs, since nobody has heard any of my songs yet. Deal? Then pills and I shall write new songs and post them here, but you're going to have to wait about a week or so because I am very busy this week, and I have nothing written.
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Well it's hard to judge when pills wrote a song, and I just solo'ed. I wish I knew I was supposed to write a song. Lets just agree on this, i think its fair:

I have more talent at actual solos than Pills, yet we cannot decipher whether I am better or as good as him at writing songs, since nobody has heard any of my songs yet. Deal? Then pills and I shall write new songs and post them here, but you're going to have to wait about a week or so because I am very busy this week, and I have nothing written.
No, lets agree with this: Nobody likes you, or your playing. You play fast or at least your muddy quality track sounds like you are playing fast. I can solo but I cant do that kind of a heavy-fast-solo. You havent heard me soloing from my heart. I dont think that fastness=talent in soloing.

I didnt actually wrote a song. Yeah, it had a certain structure but it is more like jamming and fucking around.

I think I said clearly that only soloing doesnt make a good guitarist and something along these lines: make a track via you want to be presented.

Lets write real songs. I am going to do multi-instrumental track that doesnot fit in the 3 minute limit. Lets do this in the songwriting battle. You can do whatever you want.


To make it more interesting:If I lose, I will leave tdn for good. And I dont want people to vote for me because they would like me to stay or go, I want them to vote for me if they like my song better than yours.


I dont know how long does it actually take to write and record my track, but I will post it when it is ready.
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Well it's hard to judge when pills wrote a song, and I just solo'ed. I wish I knew I was supposed to write a song. Lets just agree on this, i think its fair:

I have more talent at actual solos than Pills, yet we cannot decipher whether I am better or as good as him at writing songs, since nobody has heard any of my songs yet. Deal? Then pills and I shall write new songs and post them here, but you're going to have to wait about a week or so because I am very busy this week, and I have nothing written.
No, lets agree with this: Nobody likes you, or your playing. You play fast or at least your muddy quality track sounds like you are playing fast. I can solo but I cant do that kind of a heavy-fast-solo. You havent heard me soloing from my heart. I dont think that fastness=talent in soloing.

I didnt actually wrote a song. Yeah, it had a certain structure but it is more like jamming and fucking around.

I think I said clearly that only soloing doesnt make a good guitarist and something along these lines: make a track via you want to be presented.

Lets write real songs. I am going to do multi-instrumental track that doesnot fit in the 3 minute limit. Lets do this in the songwriting battle. You can do whatever you want.


To make it more interesting:If I lose, I will leave tdn for good. And I dont want people to vote for me because they would like me to stay or go, I want them to vote for me if they like my song better than yours.


I dont know how long does it actually take to write and record my track, but I will post it when it is ready.
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What's the point of leaving if you lose a guitar battle? I don't see the point, it's like you are tying to be self sacrifical and make a grand exit or something. Oh well, to each his own.
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What's the point of leaving if you lose a guitar battle? I don't see the point, it's like you are tying to be self sacrifical and make a grand exit or something. Oh well, to each his own.
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I wasnt talking about a guitar battle, I was talking about a songwriting battle.


The reason I can say I will leave for good is this: I am not going to lose. I will make a track that killer that Cyanide will shit in his pants.

Even if Cyanide would make a grand surprise, I would leave. It would be cool and now that I have promised to do it, I must do it if it comes to it.

A grand exit, no-one has done that before. TDN is taking too much of my time.
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I wasnt talking about a guitar battle, I was talking about a songwriting battle.


The reason I can say I will leave for good is this: I am not going to lose. I will make a track that killer that Cyanide will shit in his pants.

Even if Cyanide would make a grand surprise, I would leave. It would be cool and now that I have promised to do it, I must do it if it comes to it.

A grand exit, no-one has done that before. TDN is taking too much of my time.
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No aliases, right? That is against the rules and is firmly enforced.
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No aliases, right? That is against the rules and is firmly enforced.
Uhhh... You mean that future songwriting battle if I lose I wont use an alias, or do you mean this current battle? I dont know if they said that aliases are against the rules, but I think that is obvious. One ass, one vote.

Are you trying to say that someone are using aliases? If so, who? Feel free to share that information.
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No aliases, right? That is against the rules and is firmly enforced.
Uhhh... You mean that future songwriting battle if I lose I wont use an alias, or do you mean this current battle? I dont know if they said that aliases are against the rules, but I think that is obvious. One ass, one vote.

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I was talking about you leaving TDN and returning with an alias. Easy there...
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I was talking about you leaving TDN and returning with an alias. Easy there...
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I just voted for the Cyanide Christ...

I couldn't hear as well what was going on (owing to the poor recording quality), but clearly there's a bit more going on there.. That's not to say tours was bad PDB. The mexican solo by cyanide was pretty boring... that chord progression (if you could call it that) doesn't really allow for much melodic development... I still liked the ending though... My main criticism of PBD, would be the excessive use of hammer-ons / pull-offs.

So ahhh... yeah, good work chaps.
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I just voted for the Cyanide Christ...

I couldn't hear as well what was going on (owing to the poor recording quality), but clearly there's a bit more going on there.. That's not to say tours was bad PDB. The mexican solo by cyanide was pretty boring... that chord progression (if you could call it that) doesn't really allow for much melodic development... I still liked the ending though... My main criticism of PBD, would be the excessive use of hammer-ons / pull-offs.

So ahhh... yeah, good work chaps.
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No, lets agree with this: Nobody likes you, or your playing. You play fast or at least your muddy quality track sounds like you are playing fast. I can solo but I cant do that kind of a heavy-fast-solo. You havent heard me soloing from my heart. I dont think that fastness=talent in soloing.

I didnt actually wrote a song. Yeah, it had a certain structure but it is more like jamming and fucking around.

I think I said clearly that only soloing doesnt make a good guitarist and something along these lines: make a track via you want to be presented.

Lets write real songs. I am going to do multi-instrumental track that doesnot fit in the 3 minute limit. Lets do this in the songwriting battle. You can do whatever you want.


To make it more interesting:If I lose, I will leave tdn for good. And I dont want people to vote for me because they would like me to stay or go, I want them to vote for me if they like my song better than yours.


I dont know how long does it actually take to write and record my track, but I will post it when it is ready.

Goddamn, is this mother fucker on his Finnish Menstral Cycle? You'll LEAVE tdn if I win? Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah. Did your boyfriend just dump you or something?

People like me here- Not many, because I'm not another dipshit clone like the rest of these kids who walks around with my dong out, shaking peoples hands and agreeing with everything everyone says. I dont let jackasses like you sway my opinion, which pisses you off to no end.

Your soloing is fucking pathetic. Speed doesnt require heart, but it requires talent, and that's something you'll never have. Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead can write amazing solos that a four year old could figure out; beautiful sounds arent always complex, like my soloing. So you can use your fake excuses all you want- I am your superior.

I'll write you a song you'll not forget. But Im going to require time for it, and I know that's something you dont like to give out. I dont know, maybe you're into men or something. *donno*
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No, lets agree with this: Nobody likes you, or your playing. You play fast or at least your muddy quality track sounds like you are playing fast. I can solo but I cant do that kind of a heavy-fast-solo. You havent heard me soloing from my heart. I dont think that fastness=talent in soloing.

I didnt actually wrote a song. Yeah, it had a certain structure but it is more like jamming and fucking around.

I think I said clearly that only soloing doesnt make a good guitarist and something along these lines: make a track via you want to be presented.

Lets write real songs. I am going to do multi-instrumental track that doesnot fit in the 3 minute limit. Lets do this in the songwriting battle. You can do whatever you want.


To make it more interesting:If I lose, I will leave tdn for good. And I dont want people to vote for me because they would like me to stay or go, I want them to vote for me if they like my song better than yours.


I dont know how long does it actually take to write and record my track, but I will post it when it is ready.

Goddamn, is this mother fucker on his Finnish Menstral Cycle? You'll LEAVE tdn if I win? Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah. Did your boyfriend just dump you or something?

People like me here- Not many, because I'm not another dipshit clone like the rest of these kids who walks around with my dong out, shaking peoples hands and agreeing with everything everyone says. I dont let jackasses like you sway my opinion, which pisses you off to no end.

Your soloing is fucking pathetic. Speed doesnt require heart, but it requires talent, and that's something you'll never have. Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead can write amazing solos that a four year old could figure out; beautiful sounds arent always complex, like my soloing. So you can use your fake excuses all you want- I am your superior.

I'll write you a song you'll not forget. But Im going to require time for it, and I know that's something you dont like to give out. I dont know, maybe you're into men or something. *donno*
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wow, cyanide beat the shit out of pillsbury
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Goddamn, is this mother fucker on his Finnish Menstral Cycle? You'll LEAVE tdn if I win? Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah. Did your boyfriend just dump you or something?
I will leave if I lose the SONGWRITING BATTLE.

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Your soloing is fucking pathetic. Speed doesnt require heart, but it requires talent, and that's something you'll never have. Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead can write amazing solos that a four year old could figure out; beautiful sounds arent always complex, like my soloing. So you can use your fake excuses all you want- I am your superior.
I would like to hear you play my pathetic track as well as I did. And I would like to hear you record your metal solo as well as you recorded your mexican bullshit.

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I'll write you a song you'll not forget. But Im going to require time for it, and I know that's something you dont like to give out. I dont know, maybe you're into men or something. *donno*
I can give you time as much as you want, because I need it too.

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Goddamn, is this mother fucker on his Finnish Menstral Cycle? You'll LEAVE tdn if I win? Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah. Did your boyfriend just dump you or something?
I will leave if I lose the SONGWRITING BATTLE.

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Your soloing is fucking pathetic. Speed doesnt require heart, but it requires talent, and that's something you'll never have. Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead can write amazing solos that a four year old could figure out; beautiful sounds arent always complex, like my soloing. So you can use your fake excuses all you want- I am your superior.
I would like to hear you play my pathetic track as well as I did. And I would like to hear you record your metal solo as well as you recorded your mexican bullshit.

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I'll write you a song you'll not forget. But Im going to require time for it, and I know that's something you dont like to give out. I dont know, maybe you're into men or something. *donno*
I can give you time as much as you want, because I need it too.

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I don't care what this guitar battle was supposed to be...

All I consider it as was an opportunity to show off your skills, in whatever way you wanted... Having said that, after a bit of deliberation I'd have to say that Cyanide's entry was the more impressive of the two (the Mexican thing wasn't shit either, just a little boring to begin with I suppose and lame... But interesting nonetheless so thanks)...

I really wish your recording quality was better, you should seriously look at investing... Pills your guitar work was pretty nice too, but what was that "wanking around" at the end as you called it? Arghhh, it's really proved to be your downfall... Sorry about that, but the start was interesting and sounded pretty good...

Still I feel Cyanide deserves my vote... Well done, you've got some talent... Well done to both of you...
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I don't care what this guitar battle was supposed to be...

All I consider it as was an opportunity to show off your skills, in whatever way you wanted... Having said that, after a bit of deliberation I'd have to say that Cyanide's entry was the more impressive of the two (the Mexican thing wasn't shit either, just a little boring to begin with I suppose and lame... But interesting nonetheless so thanks)...

I really wish your recording quality was better, you should seriously look at investing... Pills your guitar work was pretty nice too, but what was that "wanking around" at the end as you called it? Arghhh, it's really proved to be your downfall... Sorry about that, but the start was interesting and sounded pretty good...

Still I feel Cyanide deserves my vote... Well done, you've got some talent... Well done to both of you...
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I don't care what this guitar battle was supposed to be...
It was supposed to be bragging. And playing. Anything.

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I really wish your recording quality was better, you should seriously look at investing... Pills your guitar work was pretty nice too, but what was that "wanking around" at the end as you called it? Arghhh, it's really proved to be your downfall... Sorry about that, but the start was interesting and sounded pretty good...
Heh. I knew that the second half of the track should have been left out. Anyway, I promised bladder infection and I keep my promises. And the second part was recorded in first take, with a little editing out the useless stuff between. Nothing too serious.



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Still I feel Cyanide deserves my vote... Well done, you've got some talent... Well done to both of you...
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I don't care what this guitar battle was supposed to be...
It was supposed to be bragging. And playing. Anything.

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I really wish your recording quality was better, you should seriously look at investing... Pills your guitar work was pretty nice too, but what was that "wanking around" at the end as you called it? Arghhh, it's really proved to be your downfall... Sorry about that, but the start was interesting and sounded pretty good...
Heh. I knew that the second half of the track should have been left out. Anyway, I promised bladder infection and I keep my promises. And the second part was recorded in first take, with a little editing out the useless stuff between. Nothing too serious.



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Still I feel Cyanide deserves my vote... Well done, you've got some talent... Well done to both of you...
Cyanide deserves a bullet in his head. Hehe.


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Pills, the distortion causes the feedback in the microphone- dont you know anything? The mexican solo had only reverb, so it's obviously cleaner. Why is everyone criticizing the QUALITY of my track? You ALL know it's a computer microphone, not a fucking recording studio take. Someone already said it; There's clearly more talent focused into my playing than your 'creative' bullshit. I couldnt learn your song because it sucked so much my Les Paul would cave in on itself.

I agree to your songwriting battle, even though Im going to need ideas from all of the toolshed members, because apparently they dont like metal as much as they like...uh...your...idea of music. Do you guys want some kind of soft rock? Blues? Hard rock? Metal?

I fear I would lose the songwriting battle not because of my lack of talent (laugh) but because many people don't like listening to heavy ass metal solos. I dont either; I never listen to metal - I just know how to shred.
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Pills, the distortion causes the feedback in the microphone- dont you know anything? The mexican solo had only reverb, so it's obviously cleaner. Why is everyone criticizing the QUALITY of my track? You ALL know it's a computer microphone, not a fucking recording studio take. Someone already said it; There's clearly more talent focused into my playing than your 'creative' bullshit. I couldnt learn your song because it sucked so much my Les Paul would cave in on itself.

I agree to your songwriting battle, even though Im going to need ideas from all of the toolshed members, because apparently they dont like metal as much as they like...uh...your...idea of music. Do you guys want some kind of soft rock? Blues? Hard rock? Metal?

I fear I would lose the songwriting battle not because of my lack of talent (laugh) but because many people don't like listening to heavy ass metal solos. I dont either; I never listen to metal - I just know how to shred.
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Oh yes, and dont bother creating the songwriting thread this week- I'm taking some time off soon to visit relatives in northern california so we'll resume this in about two weeks or so.
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Oh yes, and dont bother creating the songwriting thread this week- I'm taking some time off soon to visit relatives in northern california so we'll resume this in about two weeks or so.
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You shouldnt take this too seriously, you know. It´s all about bragging. Ever played Monkey Island?
OH MY GOD DID I EVER PLAY MONKEY ISLAND. thats fucking old school. you are officially not a doucecunt anymore
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You shouldnt take this too seriously, you know. It´s all about bragging. Ever played Monkey Island?
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Dont let your personal opinions of us affect your judgement on our skill.
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