Sorry for not following the form, but you actually do have a third eye. Your pineal gland has rods, cones, and all the facilities necessary for sight. The only problem is that it is smack in the center of your head. Oh well.
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Originally posted by MushroomStamp Sorry for not following the form, but you actually do have a third eye. Your pineal gland has rods, cones, and all the facilities necessary for sight. The only problem is that it is smack in the center of your head. Oh well.
Oh.
:: cuts a hole smack in the center of his own head ::
__________________ serve yourself no one else can do for you like you no one else fails like me
in my eyes i burn alive fly like a bird no more words just you and i high in the sky
nerdlover of blacktulip
... when everything you experience relates to a Tool song in some way.
__________________ ~~I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone i will turn the Inner Eye to its path. Only I will remain~~
While sitting at a stoplight behind a van that read "Macher Swim School" you thought how funny it would be if their slogan was "Learn to Swim", then tell all of your friends about it, and even post about it on TDN like it was the funniest thing that ever happened.
When ur friends don't even ask what ur listening to when u've got ur heaphones in they automatically assume its Tool
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... when everything you experience relates to a Tool song in some way.
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While sitting at a stoplight behind a van that read "Macher Swim School" you thought how funny it would be if their slogan was "Learn to Swim", then tell all of your friends about it, and even post about it on TDN like it was the funniest thing that ever happened.
Yea... all of the above... and when you're pissed off with someone you find yourself muttering "You'd better learn to fucking swim you fucking piece of mutter mutter mutter" etc
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So they built as men must build
With the sword in one hand and the trowel in the other.
Originally posted by Over The Rainbo You know you have been listening to too much tool when you spend $25,000 to have your genitals crafted to look like maynard's face
woof... over the top... that one got me! I want my money back!!! :-O
Originally posted by pushit_kirsty you name your kids Danny, Adam, Justin, Maynard, James.... and if they are girls Dannie, Justine, Maynardette, Jamie, or Adama.
that is when therapy is the best option
You could go ahead and name your daughter maynard and she could just go by may.
Originally posted by MushroomStamp Sorry for not following the form, but you actually do have a third eye. Your pineal gland has rods, cones, and all the facilities necessary for sight. The only problem is that it is smack in the center of your head. Oh well.
It is also sensitive to light.
Yeah I know that was a while ago.. But I have just arrived.
1. you randomly get up in the middle of class and in big salival writing you write accross the whole chalkboard "TOOL" and draw many a' pictures to go with it, while the whole class and teacher is telling me to sit down or stop, but i just block them out of my brain.
2. you dont do anywork in school and do many sketches of things relating to tool and ppl say that "your a freak" but no... they are the freaks
3. you wake up thinking your listening to schism and you could have sworn u heard it, go downstairs ask someone if they heard the music, and no, they didnt
I used to be like that (as in most of the things mentioned in this thread, anyone else know what I am talking about, you know writing the lyrics of eraser on your school folder or drawint the NIN logo everywhere you can) and still say that Trent is God.
3. you wake up thinking your listening to schism and you could have sworn u heard it, go downstairs ask someone if they heard the music, and no, they didnt
Wow.... I so did that with Third Eye once... I posted about it here.... basically I stopped listening to it, laid down, blacked out, and all of a sudden I was hearing it in my mind, and when it ended I came out of the trance/blackout and tried to take my headphones off, because I heard the song/album end....but I didn't have any on..... it was so damn cool!
I'm extremely ifascinated by the claim that the pineal gland has rods/cones and all the things necessary for sight....
when u go into hebrew school with ur hedfones under ur hoodie and are listening to disgustabated and suddenly u scream out " i have seen the light they have a conciousness!!!" and ur teecha goes what the fuck!!? and u go can i get an amen?
when ur freinds no the lyrics to tool songs kuz u sing em so mucha and they hav never herd a tool song
when ur girlfrend screems at u becuz u hang up on her kuz ur listenin to tool
when u draw lil eyes with 2 pupil all over ur pants in permanent marker
when u ask ur science teacher if we can learn about 46 & 2 as a unit
when ur making a sermon for hebrew school and u quote tool songs
when ur aenimia cd is so scratched up from listenin too it that all of the songs skip like hell (aenima is the 1st cd i got)
when uve listened to mor tool then all of the other music uve ever herd combined(i donno but i think allota us ar close)
heheh... those all were funny as hell :)
Well, I always write Tool's lyrics on my notebooks' covers, and i wrote the lyrics for APC's Judith on my R.E. notebook. My R.E. teahcer didn't like it. Kinda funny. I wonder why.
When you write Tool lyrics on your finals at the end of the school year and you pass all of them because your teachers don't want to feel ignorant because they think you are actually relating to the subject and they don't understand it.
When you kidnap L. Ron Hubbard, tie him up, and sodomize him.
When you get what looks like a vagina tattooed on your forehead.
When you spend countless hours at the park going down the curly slide and claiming to "ride the spiral".
When you cover your hands in dog poop so you can have a "Stinkfist"
When you pose as a doctor in a maternal ward in a hospital and go around choking babies.
When you write OGT on a piece of paper and stick it to peoples backs who are always claiming to be "bigger Tool fans than you" but yet they ask what it means.
When you take down the flag in front of your school before school starts and write TOOL in permament marker accross it and put it back up.
When you put your radio in front of your computer screen and play negative ions to see if anything happens.
When you commit a felony, get caught, and beg other men in jail to rape you.
And finally when you skip homework to write ways to find out if you listen to Tool too much on t.d.n
...when you yell everyone: Pezzo di merda, Figlio di Puttana!"
...when you can't sleep because you hear voices from Tool songs.
...when you write "see you auntie" everywhere
...when you log in to TDN at nine in the morning
Still can't get enough of Tool............................
