Go Back  The Tool Page: Opinion » Tool » Albums » 10,000 Days » 06. Lipan Conjuring
User Name
Password
Reply
talibad's Avatar talibad
04-28-2006, 06:07 PM
Reply With Quote

but if your alone outside on a nice day with this (or any) song playing try to find a calm spot in the wind then try and call the wind feel it rise as you call it harder than try and make it relax and go away just through intention and breatheing and without any doubt to its possibility, ive been practiceing this on and off for a while now and have a few witnesses that are still freaked out . just try it before you knock it
Old 04-28-2006, 06:07 PM   #1
Banned.
 
talibad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: 41 degrees 23'57"42" N by 75 degrees 42'38.51" W elevation 822
Posts: 1,790
Bincount™: 93
this may sound crazy

but if your alone outside on a nice day with this (or any) song playing try to find a calm spot in the wind then try and call the wind feel it rise as you call it harder than try and make it relax and go away just through intention and breatheing and without any doubt to its possibility, ive been practiceing this on and off for a while now and have a few witnesses that are still freaked out . just try it before you knock it
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
El Scorcho's Avatar El Scorcho
04-28-2006, 06:14 PM
Reply With Quote

You put it best... crazy.
Old 04-28-2006, 06:14 PM   #2
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
El Scorcho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: United States
Posts: 95
Bincount™: 4
Re: this may sound crazy

You put it best... crazy.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
bales
04-28-2006, 08:21 PM
Reply With Quote

guess what? you don't need a song to do that.
Old 04-28-2006, 08:21 PM   #3
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 78
Bincount™: 0
Re: this may sound crazy

guess what? you don't need a song to do that.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
our_divinity's Avatar our_divinity
04-28-2006, 10:19 PM
Reply With Quote

"find a calm spot" - i.e. a break between wind gusts.
then you wait. and "try and call the wind" as soon as you feel the next gust, do you really think it was because you called it, or that there would have been another rise in the windflow anyway? statistically and physically, it's pretty much an inevitability. then, when you first begin to consciously appreciate that it's on the wane again, you "relax" thereby convincing yourself that it is obeying you. because the variation in wind isn't discrete (like the changing of traffic lights - abrupt changes) but continuous, it is much easier to feel like the phenomena is responding to your mental powers.
here's a question: why can't you do it indoors?
Old 04-28-2006, 10:19 PM   #4
Level 3 - Talker
 
our_divinity's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: hamiltron
Posts: 11
Bincount™: 0
Re: this may sound crazy

"find a calm spot" - i.e. a break between wind gusts.
then you wait. and "try and call the wind" as soon as you feel the next gust, do you really think it was because you called it, or that there would have been another rise in the windflow anyway? statistically and physically, it's pretty much an inevitability. then, when you first begin to consciously appreciate that it's on the wane again, you "relax" thereby convincing yourself that it is obeying you. because the variation in wind isn't discrete (like the changing of traffic lights - abrupt changes) but continuous, it is much easier to feel like the phenomena is responding to your mental powers.
here's a question: why can't you do it indoors?
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
talibad's Avatar talibad
04-29-2006, 08:58 AM
Reply With Quote

you dont need the music but it helps
Old 04-29-2006, 08:58 AM   #5
Banned.
 
talibad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: 41 degrees 23'57"42" N by 75 degrees 42'38.51" W elevation 822
Posts: 1,790
Bincount™: 93
Re: this may sound crazy

you dont need the music but it helps
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
placidium's Avatar placidium
04-29-2006, 10:16 AM
Reply With Quote

good song...
Old 04-29-2006, 10:16 AM   #6
Banned.
 
placidium's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: ¤
Posts: 2,430
Bincount™: 1805
Re: this may sound crazy

good song...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
montsegur
04-29-2006, 02:32 PM
Reply With Quote

....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!

as for lipan conjuring - best song on the album....
__________________
Being “Progressive” doesn’t justify an album cover that looks like a stoner stumbled upon a documentary on Mayan civilization.
Old 04-29-2006, 02:32 PM   #7
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: France
Posts: 66
Bincount™: 1
Re: this may sound crazy

....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!

as for lipan conjuring - best song on the album....
__________________
Being “Progressive” doesn’t justify an album cover that looks like a stoner stumbled upon a documentary on Mayan civilization.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
talibad's Avatar talibad
04-30-2006, 08:08 AM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!

as for lipan conjuring - best song on the album....

no its lateralus. you run then jump into the tiwster and ride the spiral hehehe
ok bad joke
Old 04-30-2006, 08:08 AM   #8
Banned.
 
talibad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: 41 degrees 23'57"42" N by 75 degrees 42'38.51" W elevation 822
Posts: 1,790
Bincount™: 93
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!

as for lipan conjuring - best song on the album....

no its lateralus. you run then jump into the tiwster and ride the spiral hehehe
ok bad joke
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
K In Yo Mouf
05-02-2006, 04:27 AM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by talibad
but if your alone outside on a nice day with this (or any) song playing try to find a calm spot in the wind then try and call the wind feel it rise as you call it harder than try and make it relax and go away just through intention and breatheing and without any doubt to its possibility, ive been practiceing this on and off for a while now and have a few witnesses that are still freaked out . just try it before you knock it
u Should Try Thiz When the Next Hurricane Comez...
__________________
I'm Kooler Than u...
Old 05-02-2006, 04:27 AM   #9
Level 6 - Very Deep Thinker
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Africa
Posts: 146
Bincount™: 4
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by talibad
but if your alone outside on a nice day with this (or any) song playing try to find a calm spot in the wind then try and call the wind feel it rise as you call it harder than try and make it relax and go away just through intention and breatheing and without any doubt to its possibility, ive been practiceing this on and off for a while now and have a few witnesses that are still freaked out . just try it before you knock it
u Should Try Thiz When the Next Hurricane Comez...
__________________
I'm Kooler Than u...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
FutZ
05-02-2006, 06:49 AM
Reply With Quote

yea...i can call the wind too.......it's really cool.....especially when i bring friends outside to see me do it, they get pretty freaked out too......it's crazy......i have the powers of lipan i think.....because when the song is playin i swear i can call more wind than usual............................................. ..............................


best song ever, it's about 10000 shitty ideas about tool songs..................
__________________
think for yourself...
question authority...
Old 05-02-2006, 06:49 AM   #10
Level 3 - Talker
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: australia
Posts: 15
Bincount™: 0
Re: this may sound crazy

yea...i can call the wind too.......it's really cool.....especially when i bring friends outside to see me do it, they get pretty freaked out too......it's crazy......i have the powers of lipan i think.....because when the song is playin i swear i can call more wind than usual............................................. ..............................


best song ever, it's about 10000 shitty ideas about tool songs..................
__________________
think for yourself...
question authority...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Odibilëph's Avatar Odibilëph
05-02-2006, 07:32 AM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!
Hahahah!
Old 05-02-2006, 07:32 AM   #11
Level 9 - Obstreperous
 
Odibilëph's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Illinoise
Posts: 1,128
Bincount™: 561
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!
Hahahah!
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
toocooltool's Avatar toocooltool
05-02-2006, 09:01 AM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!
i loroled
Old 05-02-2006, 09:01 AM   #12
Banned.
 
toocooltool's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: OMARION
Posts: 1,194
Bincount™: 4396
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!
i loroled
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
rogerdoger's Avatar rogerdoger
05-07-2006, 01:17 PM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!

as for lipan conjuring - best song on the album....
Naa...
__________________
Monkey Killing Monkey Killing Monkey....
Old 05-07-2006, 01:17 PM   #13
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
rogerdoger's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SLC UT
Posts: 478
Bincount™: 8
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by montsegur
....and if you listen to stinkfist while running into a twister, you'll fly !!

as for lipan conjuring - best song on the album....
Naa...
__________________
Monkey Killing Monkey Killing Monkey....
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
AlltheteainChina's Avatar AlltheteainChina
05-08-2006, 08:13 PM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by FutZ
yea...i can call the wind too.......it's really cool.....especially when i bring friends outside to see me do it, they get pretty freaked out too......it's crazy......i have the powers of lipan i think.....because when the song is playin i swear i can call more wind than usual............................................. ..............................


best song ever, it's about 10000 shitty ideas about tool songs..................
once i knew this amazing douche of a man who could summon an unjustifiable amount of periods in one small group of sentences. It was.............really.....quite.........typical.. ........of......complete.......assclowns......
Old 05-08-2006, 08:13 PM   #14
Level 6 - Very Deep Thinker
 
AlltheteainChina's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: va
Posts: 123
Bincount™: 28
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by FutZ
yea...i can call the wind too.......it's really cool.....especially when i bring friends outside to see me do it, they get pretty freaked out too......it's crazy......i have the powers of lipan i think.....because when the song is playin i swear i can call more wind than usual............................................. ..............................


best song ever, it's about 10000 shitty ideas about tool songs..................
once i knew this amazing douche of a man who could summon an unjustifiable amount of periods in one small group of sentences. It was.............really.....quite.........typical.. ........of......complete.......assclowns......
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Prison Sex's Avatar Prison Sex
05-08-2006, 08:27 PM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlltheteainChina
once i knew this amazing douche of a man who could summon an unjustifiable amount of periods in one small group of sentences. It was.............really.....quite.........typical.. ........of......complete.......assclowns......
Haha, there was even a space in one of the sentences consisting of just periods.
__________________
"On our earth we can truly love only with suffering and through suffering."
Old 05-08-2006, 08:27 PM   #15
Walker of Dissonant Worlds
 
Prison Sex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Southern NV
Posts: 2,889
Bincount™: 770
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlltheteainChina
once i knew this amazing douche of a man who could summon an unjustifiable amount of periods in one small group of sentences. It was.............really.....quite.........typical.. ........of......complete.......assclowns......
Haha, there was even a space in one of the sentences consisting of just periods.
__________________
"On our earth we can truly love only with suffering and through suffering."
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
JOK3R
05-09-2006, 01:39 AM
Reply With Quote

go away wind
Old 05-09-2006, 01:39 AM   #16
On Probation
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Austin
Posts: 203
Bincount™: 2
Re: this may sound crazy

go away wind
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
talibad's Avatar talibad
03-30-2007, 08:55 PM
Reply With Quote

i farted, i think that counts as scientific proof finally
Old 03-30-2007, 08:55 PM   #17
Banned.
 
talibad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: 41 degrees 23'57"42" N by 75 degrees 42'38.51" W elevation 822
Posts: 1,790
Bincount™: 93
Re: this may sound crazy

i farted, i think that counts as scientific proof finally
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Clutch_The_Cornerstone's Avatar Clutch_The_Cornerstone
03-31-2007, 08:41 PM
Reply With Quote

Quote:
Originally Posted by talibad View Post
but if your alone outside on a nice day with this (or any) song playing try to find a calm spot in the wind then try and call the wind feel it rise as you call it harder than try and make it relax and go away just through intention and breatheing and without any doubt to its possibility, ive been practiceing this on and off for a while now and have a few witnesses that are still freaked out . just try it before you knock it
You need help. I never read such nonsense.
__________________
Christina.
Old 03-31-2007, 08:41 PM   #18
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
Clutch_The_Cornerstone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Southern Jersey
Posts: 256
Bincount™: 1
Re: this may sound crazy

Quote:
Originally Posted by talibad View Post
but if your alone outside on a nice day with this (or any) song playing try to find a calm spot in the wind then try and call the wind feel it rise as you call it harder than try and make it relax and go away just through intention and breatheing and without any doubt to its possibility, ive been practiceing this on and off for a while now and have a few witnesses that are still freaked out . just try it before you knock it
You need help. I never read such nonsense.
__________________
Christina.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
chaotic_confusion's Avatar chaotic_confusion
04-03-2007, 07:58 AM
Reply With Quote

i can call the wind too... in the legend of zelda windwaker... however other than that joke i am uncertain of what to say. i'm not going to knock it, but i'm not going to try it either.
Old 04-03-2007, 07:58 AM   #19
Level 6 - Very Deep Thinker
 
chaotic_confusion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: maryland
Posts: 124
Bincount™: 0
Re: this may sound crazy

i can call the wind too... in the legend of zelda windwaker... however other than that joke i am uncertain of what to say. i'm not going to knock it, but i'm not going to try it either.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
lotus.'s Avatar lotus.
07-17-2012, 01:56 PM
Reply With Quote

my late fathers cologne was conjured in the breeze today while i was in the backyard cleaning and arranging the nymphéas in the pond.

(he used to live here and actually passed away here in this house)
__________________
I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery
Old 07-17-2012, 01:56 PM   #20
Up From The Skies
Suicide Booth ID: 13
 
lotus.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Given To Fly!!!!!
Posts: 13,150
Bincount™: 26323
Re: this may sound crazy

my late fathers cologne was conjured in the breeze today while i was in the backyard cleaning and arranging the nymphéas in the pond.

(he used to live here and actually passed away here in this house)
__________________
I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote


Reply

Rate This Thread
You have already rated this thread
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Quick Reply

Forum Jump

all posts © their respective authors. the tool page is not responsible for any of their thoughts, brilliant or otherwise.