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Old 12-20-2006, 08:56 PM   #41
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

i always thought that the 'pu/shit on me' is intended...

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Old 12-20-2006, 11:12 PM   #42
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

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First few listens I heard: "When you shit all over my black hat woahhh"
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:36 PM   #43
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

Another one courtesy of my girlfriend:

'Who are you to point your fanny fingers at me'

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Old 12-24-2006, 05:48 AM   #44
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

When I first heard Prison Sex, I heard "I was so young and astral"(instead of vestal)
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

Or "put shit on me, put shit in me"
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Old 01-02-2007, 02:02 AM   #46
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

lol... ok at the time i was listening to a recording of the "book of the law" quite a few times by aleister crowley and so when i began listening to jambi i thought maynard said "divide, add, multply away" ...LOL!!! in case u never read the book of the law before; chapter 1 verse 25 is "divide, add, multiply, and understand"
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:21 PM   #47
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

In Right in two when he says "don't these talking monkeys know that eden has enough to go around" i thought it was "donkeys talking, monkeys noting eden has enough to go around."
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:03 PM   #48
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

Somewhere in Pushit I hear:

"But you're pushing, and shoving, and scrambling to keep my feet off the ground."

There's a couple more but I can't recall them.

I also used to think Stinkfist said "Turn around and kiss my ass."

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Old 01-07-2007, 02:44 PM   #49
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

yeah, mine about pushit is like that but its also in refrence to another thread "keep my feet level on the ground" but i never heard that, and " shit on me"/" pu shit on me"



and a few from stinkfist "the santa tought u everything..." "denial, and cheat, ditching, tell i heal something..."
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

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Or "put shit on me, put shit in me"
This is what I heard for a long time.
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:44 PM   #51
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

aenima, " i'm prayin for the whole way in, i'm prayin the entire way" actual- "i'm prayin for rain, i'm prayin for tidal waves"
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

Another one is from Opiate:
"Deaf and blind and dumb ARE born to follow" instead of, "Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow"
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

from The Pot

Weepin shades of chosen indigo

instead of cozened!!
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eulogy-'you clay ackened all this time...' or however you spell clay acken
actual-'you claimed all this time that you would die for me...'
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

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This is what I heard for a long time.



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I didn't like the song but then i read the lyrics and fell in love with it lol
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

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from The Pot

Weepin shades of chosen indigo

instead of cozened!!
Your not alone there.
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Old 02-16-2007, 06:07 PM   #57
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

Parabola

I heard:
"In this hoooooooole, get me outta hear"

Actual:
"In this hooooooooly reality"

I heard:
"Alriiiiiiiight"

Actual:
"Aliiiiiiiiive"

I'll try to remember more later...
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Old 02-17-2007, 04:30 AM   #58
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

I kept hearing "like an Aborigines"
instead of
"Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,"
In Rosetta Stoned

Then for The Pot
I heard "Soapbox house of cars and glass"
instead of
"Soapbox house of cards and glass so
Don't go tossin' your stones around"
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Old 02-21-2007, 03:33 PM   #59
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

I've got a few, in RS "And my penis bearing.."

In d/r/t (I can't keep track of which is which, i see them as one) I thought it was "Before I tidal wave"

In 46 and 2 i thought it was "I couldn't love a jew"

And my favorite... my friend thought "Circus Sideshow" was "Circumsize You"
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And my favorite... my friend thought "Circus Sideshow" was "Circumsize You"
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Old 03-15-2007, 08:03 AM   #61
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"we are a turtle all this pain is an illusion"
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:47 PM   #62
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

FROM STINKFIST:

****"slowly can't abandon thou ... A wing-ed little bumblebee"****
"since I taught you everything, hold it very slowly"

instead of :

"something kind of sad about, the way that things have come to be."
"desensitized to everything, what became of subtely?"

Before the lyrics were released, that's what I, and everyone I knew thought was sung.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

***listen, this is what he REALLY says, phonetically***
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:57 PM   #63
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

^^ haha its funny how our minds progress isnt it? that funny shit man I think I had a stanza of that type in my earlier years of existance also. ha
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

At first I thought….

I’m reaching for the rectum wall
I’m reaching for the random or…

Well it pays to cross me over, well it worked and got me in
For a piece to cross me over, or a word to guide me in…

Looking to turn my pistol wide
Looking to turn my piss to wine…



This stoner moment was proudly bought to you by bud, bud, that sweet smelling refreshing taste that is bud.
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:40 PM   #65
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

Jimmy:
i was too stoned to realize you were the voice that's been calling me back home
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Jimmy:
i was too stoned to realize you were the voice that's been calling me back home
I still hear that.
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

yeah, i definately hear 'too stoned' in jimmy, as well as FUCK YOU REAGEN in Hooker, eyebrow deep as opposed to eyeballs deep in the pot (also something about a 'reefer saviour'), and yeah, the pistol one in H.
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Old 04-12-2007, 12:37 AM   #68
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

lol also:
see you down in paris on a bay
correct version is "see you down in arizona bay"
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"this pooooooooor reality" (holy)
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First few listens I heard: "When you shit all over my black hat woahhh"
LOL

When Vicarious was played the first time on the radio, I thought the guy said the name of the song was "Bicurious"...so for a while there I thought the first single off the album was "Bicurious"
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

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I kept hearing "like an Aborigines"
instead of
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He had me crying out,"
In Rosetta Stoned

Haha, I used to hear that too.

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In Right in two when he says "don't these talking monkeys know that eden has enough to go around" i thought it was "donkeys talking, monkeys noting eden has enough to go around."
I used to think it was "donkeys talking, monkeys eating even though there's enough to go around."
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I used to think it was "donkeys talking, monkeys eating even though there's enough to go around."
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Old 04-13-2007, 02:18 PM   #73
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LOL

When Vicarious was played the first time on the radio, I thought the guy said the name of the song was "Bicurious"...so for a while there I thought the first single off the album was "Bicurious"
ahahahaha, funniest post so far man
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

H.

"Slipping honey, this is what my damaged could have been"

"I am too con-air tech" "I am too canard tech" "I am too. Come here, Dick".
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LOL

When Vicarious was played the first time on the radio, I thought the guy said the name of the song was "Bicurious"...so for a while there I thought the first single off the album was "Bicurious"

haha BEST

biiicuriously iii
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

RS: ...and my penis aching.....
Pot: ...while you pissed all over my back, kiddo.....
Vicarious: ....Why carry us.... (instead of vicariously)......
Grudge: ....Wear the cross like a crown......

Am I the most stupid person in this forum?
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

I'm off to listen to some songs and I'll be back with a report of misheard lyrics.

My 11 year old self practically re-wrote Aenima.
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Not mine, but my all time favorite:
FRYING ONIONS MIGHT HURT EYES!
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

Surprisingly these make a lot of sense, sometimes more sense than the actual lyrics...

"To ascend you must die
You must be crucified
Don't you step out of line
Good bye!"

I am too connected to you to
Slip away, to fade away.
Change the way I still feel you
Touching me, changing me...

Venom, once, twice, tempts me, (venomous voice tempts me)

All you know about me's what I've sold you
Don't fuck us, sold out long before you ever even heard my name.

I used to have a really good misheard for "under a dead ohio sky", but I forgot it...

It still sounds like "Eleven I have found you", not "So glad that I have found you" (according to this websites lyrics)


Some say the end is near,
Some say we'll see it all again soon
...
Freaks here in this pompous fucking hole we call LA
...
Fret for your lawsuit, and fret for your herpes.

Some say a comic will fall from the sky
...
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clothes
...
I wanna see it go ridin' down
I wanna watch it go ridin'

if I have time I'll go through other albums later...
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Re: Turn around and shake my hand...

haha..OK.

at the Sept 14th, 2006 concert Maynard changed the lyrics on Aenima from "learn to swim" to "gotta piss" WELLLLLLL...i misheard him and thought he was singing "LIKE A PIMP!"
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