Originally Posted by Kody27
you are fucking stupid if you think this is or is leading up to an elaborate april fools joke.
tool does april fools jokes on april fools, or at least in april shortly after because they take forever posting anything.
You're a fucking fool period. And a dumbass for even thinking I was being serious. If you're gonna continue to be a whiny little cunt you may as well douche that pussy mouth on your face first
what's your problem, i wasn't even talking to you. Get a grip before you blow a vessel old man.
Goddamnit I hope its not an April Fools joke... although it wouldn't be suprising.... Their April Fool's Jokes fall around April 1st... one year I believe was March 31st... So they could announce dates on the 28th and say "Ha! Gotcha!" on the 7th! Who the fuck really knows with these clowns.
I never said I thought it was one. I said I pray that it is one.
Learn to read, imo.
You don't have to say something to imply it, imo.
Then what the fuck was the whole past behavior not equaling future behavior shit about? No they haven't done tricks in the past like this on this date, but yes they could in the future, no shit sherlock. But you're an idiot if you think that this could even possibly be an april fools joke so just zip it already.
i've got all the clues and scooby snacks i need bromo, thanks. i think i solved the mystery, old man riveks whole life is an april fools joke, and he would of got away with it too if it wasn't for his inadequate intuition and pure ignorance. JUST KIDDING MAN CHILL OUT BRO DUDE LOL WTF IMO
Originally Posted by Kody27
You don't have to say something to imply it, imo.
Then what the fuck was the whole past behavior not equaling future behavior shit about? No they haven't done tricks in the past like this on this date, but yes they could in the future, no shit sherlock. But you're an idiot if you think that this could even possibly be an april fools joke so just zip it already.
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Originally Posted by Rivek
Lol. You really need to get a clue.
Dude, and you thought I was too serious..lol
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Inner, I really don't understand how you can fail at understanding situations this consistently. I mean come on, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Please, stop failing.
Better than failing at life like you, imo.
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yeah, cause I totally was the one who started personal attacks
Actually, you WERE the one that started all this shit by creating a thread under my name just to run your fucking mouth at me and you've been doing it ever since.
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I say we take all this angst out on employee's of Goldman Sachs, a company whose average employee still made more than $350,000 last year, even when the economy was going down the drain.
Rich bankers bailing out rich bankers. Funding their rescue w/ tax dollars. Those arrogant fucking moles. Fat, short, balding lil dipshits who all thought they were rock stars.
Fuck them. Fuck them all to hell.
Cause now I want FREE TOOL TICKETS!!!
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Welcome to the Dr. Phil show where today's topic is bastardism. Are you a little bastard child who is wanting to break free but can't because you're constantly pwned in the tool forums? Well todays show is for you and all the other innocent bastard childs out there. bastards.........bass turd.
Yah rly. Congrats, that doesn't prove or near prove shit. what am I supposed to be reading here?
Tool played bonaroo when the other bands were:
Widespread Panic
The White Stripes
Ben Harper & the Innocent Criminals
Wilco
The Flaming Lips
The String Cheese Incident
Franz Ferdinand
Ornette Coleman
Bob Weir and Ratdog
Damien Rice
Ween
Gov't Mule
Ziggy Marley
The Decemberists
none of those bands are close to being like tool, no band is really close to being like tool so what do you expect to happen at these kind of festivals?
I'll admit I'm wrong if april fools comes and goes and it changes, but until then I'm still convinced none of this is an april fools joke fucktard.
From fourtheye:
"Thanks to the many Fourtheye readers who submitted this news! I guess this Tool tour ain’t looking so foolish after all…"
Lay off guys, go chill in different corners. Inner, blow steam off on noobs etc.
Rivek, dont kick guys when they're down. Not only is it a bad character trait, karma can be bitch.
karma applies to everything you do and say, online or not. Even if you don't take the things you say seriously, karma does because your words affect other people nonetheless.
You'd better watch your back, the TDN fairy will unsheath upon you a generous portion of giblet gravy with karma chunks 9 days old from grandmas bedpan until you puke digital condoms attached to the umbilical cords of christ.
it cannot be captured by mortal ways, you must enter the chamber of infinite potatoes, and smash under thy toes, buttery morsels oozing from the testicles of jehovah, while invoking the wounded healer of narnia to whisper unto you the forbidden recipe for eternal starchiness and fiber soaked holiness.
