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so u guys think maynards tryin to sing or tryin to sound like a black person would talk, or more maybe like an old pissed off black woman, idk.

like at the begining hes all like you musta been out yo head nigga wuts the matt wif u?

and then at the end hes like ganja? please......... its like ganja? nigga please, i mean who else is he supposed to be sounding like?


so yea anybody agree with me on the whole ebonics talk in this song?
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so u guys think maynards tryin to sing or tryin to sound like a black person would talk, or more maybe like an old pissed off black woman, idk.

like at the begining hes all like you musta been out yo head nigga wuts the matt wif u?

and then at the end hes like ganja? please......... its like ganja? nigga please, i mean who else is he supposed to be sounding like?


so yea anybody agree with me on the whole ebonics talk in this song?
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I absolutely agree. This is their blues album, so it made complete sense the first time I heard it. "Ganja police" made no fucking sense, before the lyrics were released. "Kangaroo be stoned..."? Yep. The song's about a lot of things: Bush, oil, war, along with those who bitch and moan about that but don't step up to rectify the situation. Pot meet kettle. "Muddy waters" is referencing both the blues musician and New Orleans, along with both Bush's increasing inanity as well as the shit that those against the war spew while being just as ignorant as Bush about politics and foreign policy and...well knowledge in general.

So yeah, I think he's definitely trying to sound like that.
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I absolutely agree. This is their blues album, so it made complete sense the first time I heard it. "Ganja police" made no fucking sense, before the lyrics were released. "Kangaroo be stoned..."? Yep. The song's about a lot of things: Bush, oil, war, along with those who bitch and moan about that but don't step up to rectify the situation. Pot meet kettle. "Muddy waters" is referencing both the blues musician and New Orleans, along with both Bush's increasing inanity as well as the shit that those against the war spew while being just as ignorant as Bush about politics and foreign policy and...well knowledge in general.

So yeah, I think he's definitely trying to sound like that.
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I absolutely agree. This is their blues album, so it made complete sense the first time I heard it. "Ganja police" made no fucking sense, before the lyrics were released. "Kangaroo be stoned..."? Yep. The song's about a lot of things: Bush, oil, war, along with those who bitch and moan about that but don't step up to rectify the situation. Pot meet kettle. "Muddy waters" is referencing both the blues musician and New Orleans, along with both Bush's increasing inanity as well as the shit that those against the war spew while being just as ignorant as Bush about politics and foreign policy and...well knowledge in general.

So yeah, I think he's definitely trying to sound like that.
lol.


thought you were kidding there for a sec.


I certainly would have been.


and I think trying to sound "black" is silly.


really damn silly.
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I absolutely agree. This is their blues album, so it made complete sense the first time I heard it. "Ganja police" made no fucking sense, before the lyrics were released. "Kangaroo be stoned..."? Yep. The song's about a lot of things: Bush, oil, war, along with those who bitch and moan about that but don't step up to rectify the situation. Pot meet kettle. "Muddy waters" is referencing both the blues musician and New Orleans, along with both Bush's increasing inanity as well as the shit that those against the war spew while being just as ignorant as Bush about politics and foreign policy and...well knowledge in general.

So yeah, I think he's definitely trying to sound like that.
lol.


thought you were kidding there for a sec.


I certainly would have been.


and I think trying to sound "black" is silly.


really damn silly.
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You wanna tell me what "Kangaroo be stoned" is, then?

And is it any more silly than trying to sound country singing "Cuntry Boner"?
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You wanna tell me what "Kangaroo be stoned" is, then?

And is it any more silly than trying to sound country singing "Cuntry Boner"?
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worst thread ever.

it needs more bin, & ban.

the op should never post again
amirite?
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worst thread ever.

it needs more bin, & ban.

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After reading other posts by the OP...yeah, definitely needs the bin. Ganja fo real yo...*still agree with the main point*
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After reading other posts by the OP...yeah, definitely needs the bin. Ganja fo real yo...*still agree with the main point*
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so u guys think maynards tryin to sing or tryin to sound like a black person would talk, or more maybe like an old pissed off black woman, idk.

like at the begining hes all like you musta been out yo head nigga wuts the matt wif u?

and then at the end hes like ganja? please......... its like ganja? nigga please, i mean who else is he supposed to be sounding like?


so yea anybody agree with me on the whole ebonics talk in this song?
You gotta be fucking kidding me....<shakes head in disbelief and disgust>
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so u guys think maynards tryin to sing or tryin to sound like a black person would talk, or more maybe like an old pissed off black woman, idk.

like at the begining hes all like you musta been out yo head nigga wuts the matt wif u?

and then at the end hes like ganja? please......... its like ganja? nigga please, i mean who else is he supposed to be sounding like?


so yea anybody agree with me on the whole ebonics talk in this song?
You gotta be fucking kidding me....<shakes head in disbelief and disgust>
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You wanna tell me what "Kangaroo be stoned" is, then?

And is it any more silly than trying to sound country singing "Cuntry Boner"?
Kangaroo = kangaroo court [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_court]

be stoned = several interpretations that have much or little to do with being "stoned" in the drug-induced sense. Might have to do with being literally stoned (as in executed by the throwing of stones).

Nothing to do with ebonics or trying to sound "black".

And a big "fuck you" to all of those who are saying that blacks have a certain "way" that they sound. You might as well call it "inner city" or "rap" speak - it has nothing to do with the color of skin. Try thinking outside the color of the skin.
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You wanna tell me what "Kangaroo be stoned" is, then?

And is it any more silly than trying to sound country singing "Cuntry Boner"?
Kangaroo = kangaroo court [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_court]

be stoned = several interpretations that have much or little to do with being "stoned" in the drug-induced sense. Might have to do with being literally stoned (as in executed by the throwing of stones).

Nothing to do with ebonics or trying to sound "black".

And a big "fuck you" to all of those who are saying that blacks have a certain "way" that they sound. You might as well call it "inner city" or "rap" speak - it has nothing to do with the color of skin. Try thinking outside the color of the skin.
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so u guys think maynards tryin to sing or tryin to sound like a black person would talk, or more maybe like an old pissed off black woman, idk.
That's deep, man.
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so u guys think maynards tryin to sing or tryin to sound like a black person would talk, or more maybe like an old pissed off black woman, idk.
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Kangaroo = kangaroo court [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_court]

be stoned = several interpretations that have much or little to do with being "stoned" in the drug-induced sense. Might have to do with being literally stoned (as in executed by the throwing of stones).

Nothing to do with ebonics or trying to sound "black".

And a big "fuck you" to all of those who are saying that blacks have a certain "way" that they sound. You might as well call it "inner city" or "rap" speak - it has nothing to do with the color of skin. Try thinking outside the color of the skin.
wearethestories (another less bulky name I should call you by?), I'd thought of that (re: literally stoned to death), but I could never get around "Kangaroo be stoned". The only other thing I can think of is in the sense of "[something] be damned", or that kind of phrasing. Is that in line with what you're thinking or do you have another idea? And I've known about Kangaroo courts long before the 'nard, but thanks for the attempt to be thorough.

Looking back on my original post here, I'm upset that it came off as reinforcing the stereotypical qualities of the OP. I think I read too much into the OP (which kind of makes me want a shower). I "wholeheartedly" agreed that Maynard was trying to ape the dialect associated with a specific region (New Orleans, in this case), but not that black people constituted the bulk of those who speak that way. I've lived in rural South Carolina way too long to make that mistake :). Many apologies if it seemed like I was supporting that. Call it "n00bishness" and an eagerness to post. *humbly bows and backs away*
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Kangaroo = kangaroo court [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_court]

be stoned = several interpretations that have much or little to do with being "stoned" in the drug-induced sense. Might have to do with being literally stoned (as in executed by the throwing of stones).

Nothing to do with ebonics or trying to sound "black".

And a big "fuck you" to all of those who are saying that blacks have a certain "way" that they sound. You might as well call it "inner city" or "rap" speak - it has nothing to do with the color of skin. Try thinking outside the color of the skin.
wearethestories (another less bulky name I should call you by?), I'd thought of that (re: literally stoned to death), but I could never get around "Kangaroo be stoned". The only other thing I can think of is in the sense of "[something] be damned", or that kind of phrasing. Is that in line with what you're thinking or do you have another idea? And I've known about Kangaroo courts long before the 'nard, but thanks for the attempt to be thorough.

Looking back on my original post here, I'm upset that it came off as reinforcing the stereotypical qualities of the OP. I think I read too much into the OP (which kind of makes me want a shower). I "wholeheartedly" agreed that Maynard was trying to ape the dialect associated with a specific region (New Orleans, in this case), but not that black people constituted the bulk of those who speak that way. I've lived in rural South Carolina way too long to make that mistake :). Many apologies if it seemed like I was supporting that. Call it "n00bishness" and an eagerness to post. *humbly bows and backs away*
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And a big "fuck you" to all of those who are saying that blacks have a certain "way" that they sound. You might as well call it "inner city" or "rap" speak - it has nothing to do with the color of skin. Try thinking outside the color of the skin.
Agreed. I've known many white friends that were more ghetto and grimy than other black friends. I grew up being color blind in the sense of judging people for people, not their color or background. Growing up, almost all my friends were either black or hispanic. Hell, the first girl I ever dated and kissed was black. Now I may not be into the "thug culture" as I once was as a kid now that I've grown up and have a kid. But I sure as hell understand it and know where the ideology comes from. You'll never see me down anybody for that, only if you're lame and unintelligent.
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And a big "fuck you" to all of those who are saying that blacks have a certain "way" that they sound. You might as well call it "inner city" or "rap" speak - it has nothing to do with the color of skin. Try thinking outside the color of the skin.
Agreed. I've known many white friends that were more ghetto and grimy than other black friends. I grew up being color blind in the sense of judging people for people, not their color or background. Growing up, almost all my friends were either black or hispanic. Hell, the first girl I ever dated and kissed was black. Now I may not be into the "thug culture" as I once was as a kid now that I've grown up and have a kid. But I sure as hell understand it and know where the ideology comes from. You'll never see me down anybody for that, only if you're lame and unintelligent.
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wearethestories (another less bulky name I should call you by?), I'd thought of that (re: literally stoned to death), but I could never get around "Kangaroo be stoned". The only other thing I can think of is in the sense of "[something] be damned", or that kind of phrasing. Is that in line with what you're thinking or do you have another idea? And I've known about Kangaroo courts long before the 'nard, but thanks for the attempt to be thorough.
You can call me Eric, if you want Cade.

I haven't gotten through the whole "be" stoned thing either. Could simply be condemning the kangaroo court thing - as in "damn those kangaroo courts"; or it could be "kangaroo courts be damned, this guy's guilty", though I'm not sure that that makes any sense.

And my intention was not to call you out on racism, but merely to show frustration with the OP. And your tone/posts haven't earned you the title of "n00b" yet, so don't go claiming that or bowing out. Get back here and speak.
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wearethestories (another less bulky name I should call you by?), I'd thought of that (re: literally stoned to death), but I could never get around "Kangaroo be stoned". The only other thing I can think of is in the sense of "[something] be damned", or that kind of phrasing. Is that in line with what you're thinking or do you have another idea? And I've known about Kangaroo courts long before the 'nard, but thanks for the attempt to be thorough.
You can call me Eric, if you want Cade.

I haven't gotten through the whole "be" stoned thing either. Could simply be condemning the kangaroo court thing - as in "damn those kangaroo courts"; or it could be "kangaroo courts be damned, this guy's guilty", though I'm not sure that that makes any sense.

And my intention was not to call you out on racism, but merely to show frustration with the OP. And your tone/posts haven't earned you the title of "n00b" yet, so don't go claiming that or bowing out. Get back here and speak.
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Agreed. I've known many white friends that were more ghetto and grimy than other black friends. I grew up being color blind in the sense of judging people for people, not their color or background. Growing up, almost all my friends were either black or hispanic. Hell, the first girl I ever dated and kissed was black. Now I may not be into the "thug culture" as I once was as a kid now that I've grown up and have a kid. But I sure as hell understand it and know where the ideology comes from. You'll never see me down anybody for that, only if you're lame and unintelligent.
lolz.

and thanks for your humility on the other thread, Inner_, it's nice to see it from you now and again. *winks*
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Agreed. I've known many white friends that were more ghetto and grimy than other black friends. I grew up being color blind in the sense of judging people for people, not their color or background. Growing up, almost all my friends were either black or hispanic. Hell, the first girl I ever dated and kissed was black. Now I may not be into the "thug culture" as I once was as a kid now that I've grown up and have a kid. But I sure as hell understand it and know where the ideology comes from. You'll never see me down anybody for that, only if you're lame and unintelligent.
lolz.

and thanks for your humility on the other thread, Inner_, it's nice to see it from you now and again. *winks*
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Hah, my bowing out was less about hanging my head in shame and more about getting out of this thread, considering the OP.
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lolz.

and thanks for your humility on the other thread, Inner_, it's nice to see it from you now and again. *winks*
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lolz.

and thanks for your humility on the other thread, Inner_, it's nice to see it from you now and again. *winks*
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What part of South Cackalacker you from yo? I be located in the bulging metropolis that be its Capitol. (notice the sarcastic mix of dialect aimed at poking fun at the OP)

I'm not getting where the perception of accent in the song is coming from...

I clearly hear..."you must have been out your head"

Now, grammtically I can see the errors. He most certainly should have said "you must have been out OF your head"...but the actual accent of dialect, I'm just not hearing.

Why is telling someone they "sound Brit" or "sound country" not nearly as big of a deal as saying someone "sounds black"?
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What part of South Cackalacker you from yo? I be located in the bulging metropolis that be its Capitol. (notice the sarcastic mix of dialect aimed at poking fun at the OP)

I'm not getting where the perception of accent in the song is coming from...

I clearly hear..."you must have been out your head"

Now, grammtically I can see the errors. He most certainly should have said "you must have been out OF your head"...but the actual accent of dialect, I'm just not hearing.

Why is telling someone they "sound Brit" or "sound country" not nearly as big of a deal as saying someone "sounds black"?
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and I think trying to sound "black" is silly.
Why? Black people have superior genetics to white people. They have twich-reflexes, plus the American blacks have been strength-bred. The slave drivers only let the strong ones reproduce back in the day, little did he know he was speeding up natural selection to seat the godly African American at it's throne, as the physically fastest & strongest race. Their lower center-of-gravity gives them superior balance. They're also more socially adaptable, & less prone to violence. Great work ethic, too; "The Black Man puts the food on the table for his family." There's also an argument that information travels through their brains much more efficiently than most of us here.

EDIT: Not to mention that some of the southERN black Africans are even becoming immune to AIDS, for fuck's sake.


shit's ridiculous. Is it also ironic that the only TRULY dominant champions of combat sports are black?

Lennox Lewis
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Sugar Ray Leonard
Anderson Silva
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and I think trying to sound "black" is silly.
Why? Black people have superior genetics to white people. They have twich-reflexes, plus the American blacks have been strength-bred. The slave drivers only let the strong ones reproduce back in the day, little did he know he was speeding up natural selection to seat the godly African American at it's throne, as the physically fastest & strongest race. Their lower center-of-gravity gives them superior balance. They're also more socially adaptable, & less prone to violence. Great work ethic, too; "The Black Man puts the food on the table for his family." There's also an argument that information travels through their brains much more efficiently than most of us here.

EDIT: Not to mention that some of the southERN black Africans are even becoming immune to AIDS, for fuck's sake.


shit's ridiculous. Is it also ironic that the only TRULY dominant champions of combat sports are black?

Lennox Lewis
Floyd Mayweather jr
Sugar Ray Leonard
Anderson Silva
Ernesto Hoost
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Don't forget about basketball and baseball and football and golf and hockey (when they learn to skate, which will be very soon).

We even have one running for President which means they are now intellectually superior as well.

It definitely doesn't have anything to do with the individual person by any means...
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Don't forget about basketball and baseball and football and golf and hockey (when they learn to skate, which will be very soon).

We even have one running for President which means they are now intellectually superior as well.

It definitely doesn't have anything to do with the individual person by any means...
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Why? Black people have superior genetics to white people. They have twich-reflexes, plus the American blacks have been strength-bred. The slave drivers only let the strong ones reproduce back in the day, little did he know he was speeding up natural selection to seat the godly African American at it's throne, as the physically fastest & strongest race. Their lower center-of-gravity gives them superior balance. They're also more socially adaptable, & less prone to violence. Great work ethic, too; "The Black Man puts the food on the table for his family." There's also an argument that information travels through their brains much more efficiently than most of us here.

EDIT: Not to mention that some of the southERN black Africans are even becoming immune to AIDS, for fuck's sake.


shit's ridiculous. Is it also ironic that the only TRULY dominant champions of combat sports are black?

Lennox Lewis
Floyd Mayweather jr
Sugar Ray Leonard
Anderson Silva
Ernesto Hoost
Da' Spida...that man is amazing...Floyd is too

However, I must say it is quite disgusting to see one of these threads turn into a black/white thing.
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Why? Black people have superior genetics to white people. They have twich-reflexes, plus the American blacks have been strength-bred. The slave drivers only let the strong ones reproduce back in the day, little did he know he was speeding up natural selection to seat the godly African American at it's throne, as the physically fastest & strongest race. Their lower center-of-gravity gives them superior balance. They're also more socially adaptable, & less prone to violence. Great work ethic, too; "The Black Man puts the food on the table for his family." There's also an argument that information travels through their brains much more efficiently than most of us here.

EDIT: Not to mention that some of the southERN black Africans are even becoming immune to AIDS, for fuck's sake.


shit's ridiculous. Is it also ironic that the only TRULY dominant champions of combat sports are black?

Lennox Lewis
Floyd Mayweather jr
Sugar Ray Leonard
Anderson Silva
Ernesto Hoost
Da' Spida...that man is amazing...Floyd is too

However, I must say it is quite disgusting to see one of these threads turn into a black/white thing.
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Rivek missed it completely...

But Lennox Lewis would kick all those non-white asses anyway :-O
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Rivek missed it completely...

But Lennox Lewis would kick all those non-white asses anyway :-O
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"pissed all over my black ghetto".
who? katrina--that's who
"must have been high"
how high? above sea level
"cozened indigo",
why indigo?
who said this was "the blues"?
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"pissed all over my black ghetto".
who? katrina--that's who
"must have been high"
how high? above sea level
"cozened indigo",
why indigo?
who said this was "the blues"?
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Nice bump
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