1. Blair
2. All of the Tool fans who talk about "unlocking" some brilliant, secret message that is so sacred that Tool needs to hide it in their music, because Maynard et al have talked to God and have secret messages that only they know and wish to tell you through their music.



Additions welcome.

3. People posting their opinion as to whether they like 10,000 Days or not like it's some new and enlightening post that we haven't already heard 4,000 times.

4. The "Hoax theory" has to be right up there as well.

wut do you mean 10,000 is a hoax lol

jk

5. Burger King

they never get my order right

People who sign up to bitch and moan, etc.

Best thread I've seen here so far.

I'm going to just rip the CD case up so I don't have to worry about doing it accidentally in the future. It really is a pain.

I can't stand it the way people think they know what someone (MJK and other vocalist and lyricist) is saying. When it comes to lyrics, we can all interrupt them anyway we choose. Some people take it on another level that doesn’t need to be explored!!

I put my CD (and the rest of my Tool and Tool related stuff) in a special Tool CD Protection Map thingy. This is beyond easy.

watching Dr. Phil from TV.

having to work the next 2 days while anticipating my philly and nyc trip...i'm even more worthless at work than normal

yeah my album case has been empty since may 2nd roughly 11 am. since then its been in the cd changer, with the rest of the tool albums

I tend to interrupt them by pushing the 'STOP' button on the CD player or by farting. You can also unplug the thing, but you are right, there are a number of ways to interrupt lyrics.

I KNOW!!! Have it your way my ass!!!

glad to see that some things are just the same around the globe....

order 5
get 2!

last night i orderd a bacon double cheeseburger plain with just ketchup. i got no bacon no cheese and tomatos

Trying to logically argue points that are SUBJECTIVE.

Quote of the week.

Well, kinda...

A runny cleveland steamer

People who DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEBATE!!

Gawd... I've been here for a week and a half and I've already come across someone who doesn't know how to back up what they're trying to say. Sad, eh?

Especially in the drive through! They always screw you over in the drive through!

When you're taking a shit and toilet water gets plastered all over your ass.

People who have a scrotum as their avatar, have "beating off" in their sig, and reference shit, toilet water, and their ass all in one post.:P

I prefer to just open my CD player or take out the batteries, but that's my personal style of interruption.

How can you debate a subjective experience?

ME: I heard song x and it meant this to me....

Random_TDN_Fanboy: No, it didn't, it means this...

ME: To you, perhaps.

Random_TDN_Fanboy: You're an asshat and obviously don't understand Tool or their art.

ME: (speechless)

paying $300 for a concert in philly from person in Arizona

How powerbars cost $1.50 at my school, yet you can buy three bags of chips fo the same price.

yeah the health food store here is 3 times the cost of the food at shaws or walmart.

also

you buy a printer, but you still have to buy the USB cord

remote controls for electronics, never make sense

speed limit is 65 max, but there are cars that go 200

You know, I've honestly always wonderred about that too.

Referring to people as "noobs", seniority has no meaning in a forum.

Getting in internet fights with people you don't know.

the fact coke released a soda named vault and its clearly the same soda they had out a few years back called surge. any one else realize this?


"Vault (also VAULT) is a carbonated beverage that was released by The Coca-Cola Company in June 2005. Coca-Cola is marketing Vault as a hybrid with the slogan "Drinks like a Soda, Kicks like an Energy Drink," as well as "The Taste. The Quench. The Kick." and "Get to It." It is a citrus flavored beverage that contains many of the same ingredients as the Coca-Cola beverage SURGE, which was discontinued in 2002. Due to Vault's similarity to SURGE, representatives of Coca-Cola have given some credit for the release of Vault to SaveSURGE.org, a website community dedicated to bringing SURGE back to store shelves. ...."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vault_%28soft_drink%29

http://www.savesurge.org/surge/index.shtml

By God you're right!

Having someone offer to make you a sandwich and ask you what you want in it, and then getting the proportions/order of ingredients all wrong. And then THEY feel bad, and get sad, but YOU'RE the one left with the empty stomach and the guilty conscience!

That is annoying.

"I said mayo, 1 slice of ham, lettuce, ketchup, 2 slices of cheese, mayo again , and herbs, and it has to be in that order and nothing hanging out from the border of the bun or else I can't eat the damn thing."

:D

people how are lucky enough to have someone make them a sandwich... then they end up being a dick about the whole thing and don't appreciate the effort that someone went through to please them. what an ass.

also add Sex and the City to the list

as well as Will and Grace


and on a serious note...

people who impose their religious views upon others... not have a debate but more or less try to convert you on the spot...(FUCK OFF AND DIE) i hate that shit

and evangelicals with thier signs and mega phones telling me I am going to hell

The thing is, I DO appreciate the effort, and you really need to read between the lines. The fact of admitting my occasionally pedantic nature and presenting it here is a form of self-criticism.

The smiley (not even a normal smiley, but a grinning wide smiley, mind you) at the end of the post implied I was being ironic. Clearly too much for some to comprehend.


"We want our thumbs!"


Grow up, buddy. Words of advice: Be more distanced.

you ARE going to hell. ha! ha!

I am pretty sure that Hell is just as fun as the path that gets you there...

Ya dude it s sandwiches. don't get so excited.

Yes, you can always look forward to surfing with bill on the lake of fire