Brevity is the soul of wit, or at least that's what they tell me. So let this thread be an example. Feel free to post your own, original or otherwise (just give credit or Shax will cut your face).
"Your whole world is in shambles, but your mirror sparkles clear."
I'll post more over the next few days.
__________________ "You snooze you lose, well I have snossed and lost." - M Doughty