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04-28-2006, 08:36 AM

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Re: Maynard = asshole?

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04-28-2006, 08:38 AM

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Why does it matter? If its the music you love then why do you care so much about meeting the person on the street.

THey make music. They're not hollywood actors who need to be in the public eye and making appearances all the time.

If his personality has always been to make a snide comment or blow by you, why does him being a musician change that?

He's not obligated to be nice and chat with someone at any time.

I'd be the same way.

Who cares. People over analyze Tool to be secretive gods who know mystical things, and then everyone wants to meet the "band behind the mystery". It's not even like that.

Who cares, let them be. Fans are such touchy douche bags. Listen to the music, let it move you and shut the fuck up. Thats all they ask.
I'm not saying I'm interesting in meeting him on the street. I'm talking about a random incident where it happens.
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Why does it matter? If its the music you love then why do you care so much about meeting the person on the street.

THey make music. They're not hollywood actors who need to be in the public eye and making appearances all the time.

If his personality has always been to make a snide comment or blow by you, why does him being a musician change that?

He's not obligated to be nice and chat with someone at any time.

I'd be the same way.

Who cares. People over analyze Tool to be secretive gods who know mystical things, and then everyone wants to meet the "band behind the mystery". It's not even like that.

Who cares, let them be. Fans are such touchy douche bags. Listen to the music, let it move you and shut the fuck up. Thats all they ask.
I'm not saying I'm interesting in meeting him on the street. I'm talking about a random incident where it happens.
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04-28-2006, 08:42 AM

It was fairly disenchanting when I realized Maynard was an ass, but I don't care a whole lot anymore and just listen to the music. The rest of the band seems OK at least, and I would probably ask them for an autograph if I met them in real life without feeling like I was going to have my head bit off.

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Maynard will be a dick so that people don't bother him. Avoid him.
Nearly every interview I've read about him he's a prick to the interviewer. I just think it's his shitty personality.
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It was fairly disenchanting when I realized Maynard was an ass, but I don't care a whole lot anymore and just listen to the music. The rest of the band seems OK at least, and I would probably ask them for an autograph if I met them in real life without feeling like I was going to have my head bit off.

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Nearly every interview I've read about him he's a prick to the interviewer. I just think it's his shitty personality.
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04-28-2006, 08:51 AM

I first watched that interview immediately after waking this morning. I just watched it again, and it was like watching a different interview. Maynard didn't really seem like as much of a prick as it seemed this morning. He didn't seem as condescending either, it seemed like some good natured ribbing. I somehow also missed how they both really took the time to explain their writing process pretty well, especially for an Mtv interview. Maynard did seem a bit stoic. My perception was certainly different this morning. There's nothing like completely contradicting yourself. I now believe I was wrong in my previous post. Almost completely wrong. Damn.
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I first watched that interview immediately after waking this morning. I just watched it again, and it was like watching a different interview. Maynard didn't really seem like as much of a prick as it seemed this morning. He didn't seem as condescending either, it seemed like some good natured ribbing. I somehow also missed how they both really took the time to explain their writing process pretty well, especially for an Mtv interview. Maynard did seem a bit stoic. My perception was certainly different this morning. There's nothing like completely contradicting yourself. I now believe I was wrong in my previous post. Almost completely wrong. Damn.
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04-28-2006, 08:55 AM

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And how exactly is THIS post correct? Did you even bother reading everything? Obviously not.
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And how exactly is THIS post correct? Did you even bother reading everything? Obviously not.
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04-28-2006, 08:58 AM

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It was fairly disenchanting when I realized Maynard was an ass, but I don't care a whole lot anymore and just listen to the music. The rest of the band seems OK at least, and I would probably ask them for an autograph if I met them in real life without feeling like I was going to have my head bit off.



Nearly every interview I've read about him he's a prick to the interviewer. I just think it's his shitty personality.
Media reporters will flock to a happy rock personality. He doesnt want that.

I don't blame him. I think your wrong. Yeah there might be some undertones in his personality that are definitely not warm, and welcoming, but most of it I believe is put on.
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It was fairly disenchanting when I realized Maynard was an ass, but I don't care a whole lot anymore and just listen to the music. The rest of the band seems OK at least, and I would probably ask them for an autograph if I met them in real life without feeling like I was going to have my head bit off.



Nearly every interview I've read about him he's a prick to the interviewer. I just think it's his shitty personality.
Media reporters will flock to a happy rock personality. He doesnt want that.

I don't blame him. I think your wrong. Yeah there might be some undertones in his personality that are definitely not warm, and welcoming, but most of it I believe is put on.
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04-28-2006, 08:59 AM

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There's not a single one of you that get it is there? Fame is bullshit. He doesn't like it.
Label him as an asshole, I just hope at some point you could put yourself in his shoes and understand rather than just being cunts about it. I'd rather be an asshole than a hooker with a penis.

Then why isn't he doing it all for free? You act like he's not reaping the rewards of his fame. He knew what he was getting in to when he signed on.
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There's not a single one of you that get it is there? Fame is bullshit. He doesn't like it.
Label him as an asshole, I just hope at some point you could put yourself in his shoes and understand rather than just being cunts about it. I'd rather be an asshole than a hooker with a penis.

Then why isn't he doing it all for free? You act like he's not reaping the rewards of his fame. He knew what he was getting in to when he signed on.
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04-28-2006, 09:07 AM

He certainly knew while recording and performing Fandango Burns or whatever that tune is.
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He certainly knew while recording and performing Fandango Burns or whatever that tune is.
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04-28-2006, 09:09 AM

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Then why isn't he doing it all for free? You act like he's not reaping the rewards of his fame. He knew what he was getting in to when he signed on.
Being a musician is a career choice... Would you work for free?
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Then why isn't he doing it all for free? You act like he's not reaping the rewards of his fame. He knew what he was getting in to when he signed on.
Being a musician is a career choice... Would you work for free?
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Being a musician is a career choice... Would you work for free?
EXACTLY. He's a smart guy. He knew what being a musician entailed.
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EXACTLY. He's a smart guy. He knew what being a musician entailed.
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04-28-2006, 09:14 AM

This is the same guy who sings "set as I am in my ways..." but he wants others to think for themselves? I'm not buying what he's selling...literally.
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This is the same guy who sings "set as I am in my ways..." but he wants others to think for themselves? I'm not buying what he's selling...literally.
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04-28-2006, 09:17 AM

Fandango burn....fandango burns.....fandango burn...
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Fandango burn....fandango burns.....fandango burn...
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04-28-2006, 09:32 AM

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Then why isn't he doing it all for free? You act like he's not reaping the rewards of his fame. He knew what he was getting in to when he signed on.
You think he knew that TOOL would be the way it is? Then I get why you don't understand. I think it's a trade off between living really well financially and watching the quality of your privacy drop like a stone. It's better than working at Walmart for a living... doesn't mean he is required to enjoy the fame you dildo.
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Then why isn't he doing it all for free? You act like he's not reaping the rewards of his fame. He knew what he was getting in to when he signed on.
You think he knew that TOOL would be the way it is? Then I get why you don't understand. I think it's a trade off between living really well financially and watching the quality of your privacy drop like a stone. It's better than working at Walmart for a living... doesn't mean he is required to enjoy the fame you dildo.
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04-28-2006, 09:32 AM

I just watched the interview and in no way found maynard to be an asshole. The interviewers first question was, in a nutshell: You guys aren't keen on giving tv interviews, are you? NO. So first off, he isn't comfortable in that setting. When the interviewer asked a good question, like their writing and recording process, he answered him honestly and seriously. When ask a stupid question, like playing in a tent with video screens at some festival they don't even know how it will be setup, he answered it sarcastically. I would've done the same thing. whats wrong with having a little fun with someone asking stupid fucking questions. These are festivals which tool really doesn't have much say in how they are presented. All they know is that they are playing there. I would have the same disposition after having answer questions like that for 15 years.
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I just watched the interview and in no way found maynard to be an asshole. The interviewers first question was, in a nutshell: You guys aren't keen on giving tv interviews, are you? NO. So first off, he isn't comfortable in that setting. When the interviewer asked a good question, like their writing and recording process, he answered him honestly and seriously. When ask a stupid question, like playing in a tent with video screens at some festival they don't even know how it will be setup, he answered it sarcastically. I would've done the same thing. whats wrong with having a little fun with someone asking stupid fucking questions. These are festivals which tool really doesn't have much say in how they are presented. All they know is that they are playing there. I would have the same disposition after having answer questions like that for 15 years.
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I'd rather be a hooker with a penis than a tick or leech.
I agree.
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04-28-2006, 09:34 AM

Yeah but he "sold his soul to make a record" not to be worshipped and bothered.

People don't realize he's a person. He does not owe anyone anything, just like you or I do not owe anyone anything.

So people label him an asshole but how many people here know him? I don't know him, met him and he was nice, but I don't personally know him. You can't judge a famous person by their public persona. Everyone is two faced to an extent. Public persona and private persona.
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Yeah but he "sold his soul to make a record" not to be worshipped and bothered.

People don't realize he's a person. He does not owe anyone anything, just like you or I do not owe anyone anything.

So people label him an asshole but how many people here know him? I don't know him, met him and he was nice, but I don't personally know him. You can't judge a famous person by their public persona. Everyone is two faced to an extent. Public persona and private persona.
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04-28-2006, 09:36 AM

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This is the same guy who sings "set as I am in my ways..." but he wants others to think for themselves? I'm not buying what he's selling...literally.

Then go away....

note to everyone: manuspurs is not only from texas but he is also an undercover christian trying to inflitrate tdn.
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This is the same guy who sings "set as I am in my ways..." but he wants others to think for themselves? I'm not buying what he's selling...literally.

Then go away....

note to everyone: manuspurs is not only from texas but he is also an undercover christian trying to inflitrate tdn.
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Then go away....

note to everyone: manuspurs is not only from texas but he is also an undercover christian trying to inflitrate tdn.
christians aren't allowed here?
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Then go away....

note to everyone: manuspurs is not only from texas but he is also an undercover christian trying to inflitrate tdn.
christians aren't allowed here?
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Everyone is allowed here. This thread sucks and looks like it has a limited life span.
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Everyone is allowed here. This thread sucks and looks like it has a limited life span.
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He was being a dick for the most part... but his dressing room was absolutely crammed with strangers as he tried to eat. I couldn't believe the chaos. Some dude came up and said - can I have your autograph... Patton just held up his hoagie and said "what does this look like".
This Mike Patton story cracked me up man... Awesome.

As for Maynard, yeah I felt a bit bad for the interviewer, and it was a little painful to watch. But like someone else just said, they also did answer most of his questions at length... after a while he just kept repeating the same stupid question, "so how do you do it? How do you do it?" like he wanted them to teach him how to write songs for his own band. It was at that point that his own band came up. So I think he sort of set himself up for the hazing.
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He was being a dick for the most part... but his dressing room was absolutely crammed with strangers as he tried to eat. I couldn't believe the chaos. Some dude came up and said - can I have your autograph... Patton just held up his hoagie and said "what does this look like".
This Mike Patton story cracked me up man... Awesome.

As for Maynard, yeah I felt a bit bad for the interviewer, and it was a little painful to watch. But like someone else just said, they also did answer most of his questions at length... after a while he just kept repeating the same stupid question, "so how do you do it? How do you do it?" like he wanted them to teach him how to write songs for his own band. It was at that point that his own band came up. So I think he sort of set himself up for the hazing.
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Then go away....

note to everyone: manuspurs is not only from texas but he is also an undercover christian trying to inflitrate tdn.
There are actually quite a few christians on here, and there's nothing wrong with that
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Then go away....

note to everyone: manuspurs is not only from texas but he is also an undercover christian trying to inflitrate tdn.
There are actually quite a few christians on here, and there's nothing wrong with that
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I enjoy tools music and have never invested much time in understanding their personalities until recently when i was curious to see what they behaved like in interviews. If i was just to judge maynards personality by his lyrics i would imagine a smiling polite guy, who cares deep down for people, with an edge of cynical wit.
Watching interviews danny seems like a real likeable guy but maynard is just a fucking cock. Its not even " oh hes a funny asshole" hes just an expressionless dick with half wit comments, up his own ass about how enlightened he is. Maybe he does this so that dumbasses dont look up to him, or maybe he's truly this way but i have to wonder why its so hard for him to smile and relax and break the monotone voice mold. How insecure is he that he has to use his cold expressionless demeanor to make people insecure and submit to him?
I remember that i met mike patton when i was 18 after a concert and i was nervous at first thinking maybe he's some egotistical rock star, but the guy took the time to talk with me over 30 minutes about life in general. He laughed and joked around, he didnt take himself seriously.
Honestly why do so many fucktards on this board look to maynard as some amazing intellectual because he likes apocalypse now and can say a few snide remarks in an interview. I still love tools music and appreciate maynards talent but from observing his treatment of others he can go fuck himself





I listen to the music and look into the artists intrests and whatnotbut I could give a fuck less about his interpersonal commmunacation skills.
get a life dude.
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I enjoy tools music and have never invested much time in understanding their personalities until recently when i was curious to see what they behaved like in interviews. If i was just to judge maynards personality by his lyrics i would imagine a smiling polite guy, who cares deep down for people, with an edge of cynical wit.
Watching interviews danny seems like a real likeable guy but maynard is just a fucking cock. Its not even " oh hes a funny asshole" hes just an expressionless dick with half wit comments, up his own ass about how enlightened he is. Maybe he does this so that dumbasses dont look up to him, or maybe he's truly this way but i have to wonder why its so hard for him to smile and relax and break the monotone voice mold. How insecure is he that he has to use his cold expressionless demeanor to make people insecure and submit to him?
I remember that i met mike patton when i was 18 after a concert and i was nervous at first thinking maybe he's some egotistical rock star, but the guy took the time to talk with me over 30 minutes about life in general. He laughed and joked around, he didnt take himself seriously.
Honestly why do so many fucktards on this board look to maynard as some amazing intellectual because he likes apocalypse now and can say a few snide remarks in an interview. I still love tools music and appreciate maynards talent but from observing his treatment of others he can go fuck himself





I listen to the music and look into the artists intrests and whatnotbut I could give a fuck less about his interpersonal commmunacation skills.
get a life dude.
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I'd be an asshole too if people asked me some of these dumb ass questions.
Yeah, I can picture maynard answering some of those questions going "we most have the stupidest fucking fans in the world".
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I'd be an asshole too if people asked me some of these dumb ass questions.
Yeah, I can picture maynard answering some of those questions going "we most have the stupidest fucking fans in the world".
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Sure, he may be an ass, but at least he doesn't pretend to be something he's not.
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Sure, he may be an ass, but at least he doesn't pretend to be something he's not.
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04-28-2006, 10:12 AM

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I first watched that interview immediately after waking this morning. I just watched it again, and it was like watching a different interview. Maynard didn't really seem like as much of a prick as it seemed this morning. He didn't seem as condescending either, it seemed like some good natured ribbing. I somehow also missed how they both really took the time to explain their writing process pretty well, especially for an Mtv interview. Maynard did seem a bit stoic.
This was my perception, too.

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I'd be an asshole too if people asked me some of these dumb ass questions.
I'd surely get annoyed by it. The interviews I've seen--especially the MTV correspondents in the European countries--ask some really pointless questions.

Like, "What's going to be on the Tour?"
Um, someone might not want to give that away, because that is their moneymaker.

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Old 04-28-2006, 10:12 AM   #146
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I first watched that interview immediately after waking this morning. I just watched it again, and it was like watching a different interview. Maynard didn't really seem like as much of a prick as it seemed this morning. He didn't seem as condescending either, it seemed like some good natured ribbing. I somehow also missed how they both really took the time to explain their writing process pretty well, especially for an Mtv interview. Maynard did seem a bit stoic.
This was my perception, too.

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I'd be an asshole too if people asked me some of these dumb ass questions.
I'd surely get annoyed by it. The interviews I've seen--especially the MTV correspondents in the European countries--ask some really pointless questions.

Like, "What's going to be on the Tour?"
Um, someone might not want to give that away, because that is their moneymaker.

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04-28-2006, 10:15 AM

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Yeah, I can picture maynard answering some of those questions going "we most have the stupidest fucking fans in the world".
Yeah I would say about 5% of the fans of any band are obsessive pricks and are stupid to boot.
Old 04-28-2006, 10:15 AM   #147
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Yeah, I can picture maynard answering some of those questions going "we most have the stupidest fucking fans in the world".
Yeah I would say about 5% of the fans of any band are obsessive pricks and are stupid to boot.
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04-28-2006, 10:19 AM

from the inverview...

-They keep going, "Are you working on another Tool album?" I'm like a mother on a table. I'm, like, giving birth to a baby, and you're asking me if I'm going to have another baby. Not right now, probably. Don't really feel like having sex right now, I'm having a f---ing baby. I'm out here busting my ass; we're working hard on this. This is our new child; we're nurturing it, developing it and showing it to the world.

-I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us.

-I think the biggest problem working with me would be that I'm an only child, and so I have an internal dialogue that goes on that I just assume you can hear. Because as an only child, you have your own little world. Then you go into a situation where you're working with other people, and unless you actually vocalize what you're thinking, the other people will go through hell trying to figure out what's going on.

Maybe that's the reason he is who he is? Whoever calls him an ass can do so, just remember that you're no better (especially since he's making money off you).
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:19 AM   #148
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Re: Maynard = asshole?

from the inverview...

-They keep going, "Are you working on another Tool album?" I'm like a mother on a table. I'm, like, giving birth to a baby, and you're asking me if I'm going to have another baby. Not right now, probably. Don't really feel like having sex right now, I'm having a f---ing baby. I'm out here busting my ass; we're working hard on this. This is our new child; we're nurturing it, developing it and showing it to the world.

-I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us.

-I think the biggest problem working with me would be that I'm an only child, and so I have an internal dialogue that goes on that I just assume you can hear. Because as an only child, you have your own little world. Then you go into a situation where you're working with other people, and unless you actually vocalize what you're thinking, the other people will go through hell trying to figure out what's going on.

Maybe that's the reason he is who he is? Whoever calls him an ass can do so, just remember that you're no better (especially since he's making money off you).
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04-28-2006, 10:25 AM

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There are actually quite a few christians on here, and there's nothing wrong with that
Did I say there was? I said he is an "undercover christian" meaning that he is not a tool fan. And there is something wrong with that... you disagree?
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There are actually quite a few christians on here, and there's nothing wrong with that
Did I say there was? I said he is an "undercover christian" meaning that he is not a tool fan. And there is something wrong with that... you disagree?
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04-28-2006, 10:47 AM

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IThe rest of the band seems OK at least,
Danny and Adam were very cool when I ran into them. Adam was almost surprised to be recognized. But again I didn't really force myself into anything. Adam was sitting by himself at the table right next to ours. A quick thank you for the new album and show-no big deal. I didn't pull a camera out or a pen for an autograph and I think this is where these guys start feeling uncomfortable. Fans feel like they are a part of the band on some level. Look at the recent interviews-these four guys get together and make their music for themselves. The process is extremely personal for all of them. Fortunately, they share this very personal experience with us and that should really be enough. Knowing where somebody lives, what brand of beer they drink, ect ... details of their lives should be left alone. It would be very difficult to go around not knowing when a fan comes up to you what they are going to expect, but they that we all have our expectations and some fans will definately go too far.
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IThe rest of the band seems OK at least,
Danny and Adam were very cool when I ran into them. Adam was almost surprised to be recognized. But again I didn't really force myself into anything. Adam was sitting by himself at the table right next to ours. A quick thank you for the new album and show-no big deal. I didn't pull a camera out or a pen for an autograph and I think this is where these guys start feeling uncomfortable. Fans feel like they are a part of the band on some level. Look at the recent interviews-these four guys get together and make their music for themselves. The process is extremely personal for all of them. Fortunately, they share this very personal experience with us and that should really be enough. Knowing where somebody lives, what brand of beer they drink, ect ... details of their lives should be left alone. It would be very difficult to go around not knowing when a fan comes up to you what they are going to expect, but they that we all have our expectations and some fans will definately go too far.
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04-28-2006, 10:47 AM

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This Mike Patton story cracked me up man... Awesome.

As for Maynard, yeah I felt a bit bad for the interviewer, and it was a little painful to watch. But like someone else just said, they also did answer most of his questions at length... after a while he just kept repeating the same stupid question, "so how do you do it? How do you do it?" like he wanted them to teach him how to write songs for his own band. It was at that point that his own band came up. So I think he sort of set himself up for the hazing.
I bet the fans are mostly obnoxious as hell... due to awe or just stupidity.
He should be cool but its not his job to be.
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This Mike Patton story cracked me up man... Awesome.

As for Maynard, yeah I felt a bit bad for the interviewer, and it was a little painful to watch. But like someone else just said, they also did answer most of his questions at length... after a while he just kept repeating the same stupid question, "so how do you do it? How do you do it?" like he wanted them to teach him how to write songs for his own band. It was at that point that his own band came up. So I think he sort of set himself up for the hazing.
I bet the fans are mostly obnoxious as hell... due to awe or just stupidity.
He should be cool but its not his job to be.
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04-28-2006, 10:52 AM

"Too Much ACID in Highschool"

That can make someone a dick. A good friend of mine traveled with the Dead for ten years. Thats alot of LSD. While he is a great guy he can be very moody and sometimes tempermental. Long term drug use definetly messes with your emotions. That and being a only child can make you an Asshole. But I dont blame him cus how many F****** stupid people are out there in the world today???
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"Too Much ACID in Highschool"

That can make someone a dick. A good friend of mine traveled with the Dead for ten years. Thats alot of LSD. While he is a great guy he can be very moody and sometimes tempermental. Long term drug use definetly messes with your emotions. That and being a only child can make you an Asshole. But I dont blame him cus how many F****** stupid people are out there in the world today???
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04-28-2006, 10:53 AM

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Did I say there was? I said he is an "undercover christian" meaning that he is not a tool fan. And there is something wrong with that... you disagree?
I disagree that christians somehow automatically cant be Tool fans, yes.
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Did I say there was? I said he is an "undercover christian" meaning that he is not a tool fan. And there is something wrong with that... you disagree?
I disagree that christians somehow automatically cant be Tool fans, yes.
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04-28-2006, 10:55 AM

Maynard is a P.I.M.P he sounds like a cool dude.

Do you blame maynard for acting that way during that Mtv interview? The guy brought up his fucking band. If i was MJK I would have thought the interviewer was trying to get signed or something. Maynard was being sarcastic anyway. Danny was laughing and mjk was even laughing. If MJK meant it he would have not been laughing his ass off.
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Maynard is a P.I.M.P he sounds like a cool dude.

Do you blame maynard for acting that way during that Mtv interview? The guy brought up his fucking band. If i was MJK I would have thought the interviewer was trying to get signed or something. Maynard was being sarcastic anyway. Danny was laughing and mjk was even laughing. If MJK meant it he would have not been laughing his ass off.
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04-28-2006, 11:12 AM

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Did I say there was? I said he is an "undercover christian" meaning that he is not a tool fan. And there is something wrong with that... you disagree?
I still don't see your point. It sounds kind of paranoid to think "undercover Christians" are trying to infiltrate the tool fans, it would also be pretty pointless by them.
Religion has nothing to do with what music you can or can't like.
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Did I say there was? I said he is an "undercover christian" meaning that he is not a tool fan. And there is something wrong with that... you disagree?
I still don't see your point. It sounds kind of paranoid to think "undercover Christians" are trying to infiltrate the tool fans, it would also be pretty pointless by them.
Religion has nothing to do with what music you can or can't like.
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04-28-2006, 11:17 AM

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I disagree that christians somehow automatically cant be Tool fans, yes.
Boy you are thickheaded. I AM SAYING THAT HE IS NOT A TOOL FAN. NOT THAT HE CAN'T BE ONE BECAUSE HE IS A CHRISTIAN.

You are fucking stupid.
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I disagree that christians somehow automatically cant be Tool fans, yes.
Boy you are thickheaded. I AM SAYING THAT HE IS NOT A TOOL FAN. NOT THAT HE CAN'T BE ONE BECAUSE HE IS A CHRISTIAN.

You are fucking stupid.
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04-28-2006, 11:18 AM

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The guy brought up his fucking band. If i was MJK I would have thought the interviewer was trying to get signed or something.
Good point. Shameless self-promotion. "I'll bring you a [CD] of my band!"
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The guy brought up his fucking band. If i was MJK I would have thought the interviewer was trying to get signed or something.
Good point. Shameless self-promotion. "I'll bring you a [CD] of my band!"
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04-28-2006, 11:19 AM

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Boy you are thickheaded. I AM SAYING THAT HE IS NOT A TOOL FAN. NOT THAT HE CAN'T BE ONE BECAUSE HE IS A CHRISTIAN.
Boy, I am so thickheaded! Lol! I cant gather what you are saying because you are saying them in one-liners that dont make any sense!
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You are fucking stupid.
You are fucking probed. Flaming rule, you see.

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Boy you are thickheaded. I AM SAYING THAT HE IS NOT A TOOL FAN. NOT THAT HE CAN'T BE ONE BECAUSE HE IS A CHRISTIAN.
Boy, I am so thickheaded! Lol! I cant gather what you are saying because you are saying them in one-liners that dont make any sense!
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You are fucking probed. Flaming rule, you see.

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Boy you are thickheaded. I AM SAYING THAT HE IS NOT A TOOL FAN. NOT THAT HE CAN'T BE ONE BECAUSE HE IS A CHRISTIAN.

You are fucking stupid.
Maybe you should learn to better express yourself through writing then, becasue three of us have obviously misunderstaood what you're saying. Infact I still have no clue what you're trying to convey.......
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Boy you are thickheaded. I AM SAYING THAT HE IS NOT A TOOL FAN. NOT THAT HE CAN'T BE ONE BECAUSE HE IS A CHRISTIAN.

You are fucking stupid.
Maybe you should learn to better express yourself through writing then, becasue three of us have obviously misunderstaood what you're saying. Infact I still have no clue what you're trying to convey.......
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04-28-2006, 11:23 AM

Good job paraflux. I supposrt this probing 100%.
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Good job paraflux. I supposrt this probing 100%.
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