who the fuck says "fixing to"?

This seems really legit.

for the non-believers...read this

http://toolshed.down.net/articles/in...lrock.com.html

this is another article the same DJ wrote pertaining to Lateralus...as he got to hear it weeks before anyone else did...the style of writing is the same...everything is the same

this only confirms that this is INDEED LEGIT

go here http://forums.totalrock.com/memberli...672b79e223ef42

signing up takes literally 3 seconds.

it looks legit.

Adam's sound being compared to Hendrix...

pardon me for a second while I call bullshit

Cough.

seriously, read this http://toolshed.down.net/articles/in...lrock.com.html

edit:

AND YES JUST SIGN UP FOR THE TOTAL ROCK FORUM..IT LITERALLY TAKES 3 SECONDS...I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT AT FIRST

I got lost in all these threads actually. I just read his response to my question in the other thread and I understand better now.

its sounds sooo really... even the except about maynard making fun of greenday...etc...

this is believable... the other track listing isnt...

all i have to say is that this guy was right about lateralus, why would he not be right about this one?

Where is this posted? Theres about a thousand subforums here.

go to the search feature, type in maynard

I just signed up....

I really don't know what to think. You make good points about the validity...but I don't like the "snippets of Lateralus" he keeps referring to. Though on his last review, he mentioned "undertowish" elements, that upon listening I didn't even catch.

I hope Blair posts something on the page soon, this is getting too crazy.

Ok, thanks.

Its in the Scary Genre Schizo Show, for anyone who cares to look. Looks legit.

lol

He's a very excited DJ, not a guy with a guitar as his avatar....

I think the only real telling thing about that is the description of the single, which sounds fucking nasty.

He doesn't have much to say other than "wow" and "trippy".

who the fuck cares? besides your angry/stupid ass

honestly, the only reason why i now deffinatley believe it is because of this

http://toolshed.down.net/articles/in...lrock.com.html

so yeah....new TOOL album...11 tracks...woohooo

i'm not angry, just messing with you.

so much hostility on these boards

we finally get something legit, lighten up guys

circle jerk?

thank you moneyisevil. you get bonus points.

True, but it's sure boosted my excitement level for the new album.

beyond wanting to confirm that it's real, i am scared by the description of any tool song (or album) as 'commercial' of course, i wish them all kinds of success in selling albums and supporting themselves, but the word 'commercial' and 'radio friendly' generally conotates to 'they've sold out'

lets start a peace movement on TDN! lol

Oh mine, too.

understood. no problem

Yeah, true. But then again I always thought parabola sounded pretty radio friendly, too.

this DJ knew facts about Lateralus a month before it came out...he wrote a pretty messy review but it was all true...i thing the same applies here...if u exam his first review of lateralus he uses the same lingo/words/description as he does for the new album!!!

Not tonight

Interesting that this is still something like 2 and a half months before the expected release date, and his lateralus review was only a month. Hmmmmmmmm?

Maybe Tool's April Fool's joke this year will be releasing the album a month ahead of schedule, and then nobody beleives it and feels really stupid when they realize it is the actual album being released.

Man, that'd rule.

the more i've looked into it, the more i'm inclined to believe that this review is legit, even if messy. now i'm excited to read more of the reviews as they come out and begin to piece things together.

i've always takin "commercial" sounding as meaning its catchy. kind of like sober or even stinkfist

I fight off the urge to masturbate furiously.

I had a feeling, but its obvious now. The person that wrote this is IN FACT from this forum, and is IN FACT in the Masturbation Deprivation contest. At the time of this writing, the person is STILL IN THE CONTEST.

Hmm......... HMMM......

this review was hard as fuck to find...

the word 'commercial' has a *specific* meaning in the radio/music industry -- it means that the song/record has widespread and mainstream appeal enough to sell lots of copies (and hence make lots of money).

All I will say is this:

moneyisevil: well done!!!

Actually, I'll say a bit more. I never doubted the validity of the article being written by Andy King because only recently did I read HIS article about Lateralus, which has been listed above etc.

I'm very excited having read that now, having copied and pasted all of the article into a nice little package in word.

Very glad to hear things about the songs being heavy & complex. This all just adds to my anticipation...

Again, well done on providing such info.

the greenday comment did sound like maynard. haha. either way it was funny.

its getting closer....and yeah ive reread this review 3x atleast trying to grasp the whole thing....a new album!!!!!!! this sounds so fucken sick!!!