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I think something is coming very soon.

"With all of the things going on in ‘realms supersensible’, as it were, sometimes it’s just easier to attempt spirit communications via the Enochia for the divulgation of certain information that the band members and their management are reluctant to discuss. One night when not hanging out with friends at the Fox & Hounds pub - a place that I call frequently, drink moderately, pay honorably, part friendly, and go home quietly – I brought out some temple furniture, including a black skrying mirror (see Danny’s stereoscopic photo in the “10,000 DAYS” CD packaging) in order to conduct a séance. In that it seemed as if EXARP had gone fishing for the day, I decided to take my chances with an elemental spirit from the Elemental Tablet of Water (from the Earth of Water subangle).

Using my usual skrying technique to encourage the spirit to manifest itself, it wasn’t long before the opalescent shifting in the black speculum revealed the form of an astral elemental. This figure appeared as a fairly normal looking human male with silvering hair, wearing a purple toga embroidered with gold thread. Upon its head was a laurel crown, and its feet were shod with Roman footwear of the calceus type. There seemed to be a blurry circus-like event going on in the background, but, over the course of the session, this was never clearly defined. Unlike the more normal procedure of using a rod to point to letters arranged in squares, the unnamed being hovered over the blades of 23 daggers. Picking these daggers up one at a time, the figure used them to point to 23 letters of the Enochian alphabet. The first word that was spelled by receiving the letters in the normal reverse manner was “OL”, meaning “I, myself.” The second word turned out to be “SONF”, which is translated from the Enochian or Angelic language into English as “reign” or “rule.” Next came “VAORSAGI”, a word that means “over you.” Placed together, this reads quite simply, “I reign over you.”

Although this seemed somewhat promising, there was a problem with the forth and final word that was slowly (!) revealed before the mirror clouded over. The problem was that the word, “SILITNIUQ”, although at first glance looks like an Enochian word, it actually isn’t (at least it couldn’t be found in any of my Enochian dictionaries*). In consulting these, the closest word I could find was “SOLAMIANU”, which means “whose [long] continuance.” However, this isn’t the word that was spelled out, and therefore must be discounted. So, for now, “SILITNIUQ” would appear to be gibberish, and as such, the séance appears to offer little in the way of a message. Even so, I include it here in the event that someone else can make sense of it. Perhaps that which I was hoping to be made public is, for the time being, still meant to be veiled from mortal vision. But if someone is able to fathom a meaning from the experiment, keeping in mind that such elementals are notorious tricksters, please shout it out from the top of a mountain, rather than writing it on a scrap of paper and placing it inside a box of “Quisp” that’s mailed to you know who."


July. Something is coming in July (or May depending on blair's meaning). Can you figure it out?
Notice how he said the vision was shown to him in a mirror...

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I think something is coming very soon.

"With all of the things going on in ‘realms supersensible’, as it were, sometimes it’s just easier to attempt spirit communications via the Enochia for the divulgation of certain information that the band members and their management are reluctant to discuss. One night when not hanging out with friends at the Fox & Hounds pub - a place that I call frequently, drink moderately, pay honorably, part friendly, and go home quietly – I brought out some temple furniture, including a black skrying mirror (see Danny’s stereoscopic photo in the “10,000 DAYS” CD packaging) in order to conduct a séance. In that it seemed as if EXARP had gone fishing for the day, I decided to take my chances with an elemental spirit from the Elemental Tablet of Water (from the Earth of Water subangle).

Using my usual skrying technique to encourage the spirit to manifest itself, it wasn’t long before the opalescent shifting in the black speculum revealed the form of an astral elemental. This figure appeared as a fairly normal looking human male with silvering hair, wearing a purple toga embroidered with gold thread. Upon its head was a laurel crown, and its feet were shod with Roman footwear of the calceus type. There seemed to be a blurry circus-like event going on in the background, but, over the course of the session, this was never clearly defined. Unlike the more normal procedure of using a rod to point to letters arranged in squares, the unnamed being hovered over the blades of 23 daggers. Picking these daggers up one at a time, the figure used them to point to 23 letters of the Enochian alphabet. The first word that was spelled by receiving the letters in the normal reverse manner was “OL”, meaning “I, myself.” The second word turned out to be “SONF”, which is translated from the Enochian or Angelic language into English as “reign” or “rule.” Next came “VAORSAGI”, a word that means “over you.” Placed together, this reads quite simply, “I reign over you.”

Although this seemed somewhat promising, there was a problem with the forth and final word that was slowly (!) revealed before the mirror clouded over. The problem was that the word, “SILITNIUQ”, although at first glance looks like an Enochian word, it actually isn’t (at least it couldn’t be found in any of my Enochian dictionaries*). In consulting these, the closest word I could find was “SOLAMIANU”, which means “whose [long] continuance.” However, this isn’t the word that was spelled out, and therefore must be discounted. So, for now, “SILITNIUQ” would appear to be gibberish, and as such, the séance appears to offer little in the way of a message. Even so, I include it here in the event that someone else can make sense of it. Perhaps that which I was hoping to be made public is, for the time being, still meant to be veiled from mortal vision. But if someone is able to fathom a meaning from the experiment, keeping in mind that such elementals are notorious tricksters, please shout it out from the top of a mountain, rather than writing it on a scrap of paper and placing it inside a box of “Quisp” that’s mailed to you know who."


July. Something is coming in July (or May depending on blair's meaning). Can you figure it out?
Notice how he said the vision was shown to him in a mirror...

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SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Nothing is in July dumbfuck. Apparently the last three years have taught you nothing.

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SWOOOOOOP

You're a dumb fuck, and we'll see won't we.


SWOOOOOOOOOOP

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Nothing is in July dumbfuck. Apparently the last three years have taught you nothing.

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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You're a dumb fuck, and we'll see won't we.


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Well never mind it looks like somebody figured it out before me.



"This is nothing more than speculation based on Blair’s cryptic emails, but is worth posting anyway:

Sounds kinda crazy I know, but collectivejudas29 put together a good analysis of Blair’s spirit session from the February newsletter that led him to conclude Tool may be playing a show in July. It seems right to me, and more specifically it seems like they might be playing a festival. If it’s in July, that means it’s not Bonnaroo and not Lollapalooza. But there is another festival I’ve been hearing more and more about, and maybe it’s where Tool is heading — the All Good Festival.

Two parts of Blair’s message led me to this conclusion. The first is his footnote that seems to have no purpose. “* Y and J in place of I were also tried, as was V and W in place of U.” It has no place at all in figuring out what SILITNIUQ means. (SILITNIUQ is just QUINTILIS backwards, referring to July.) So what does that footnote mean? I think the letters are also backwards in the footnote, so not V and W (VW), but W and V (WV = West Virginia). Also he says at the end “if someone is able to fathom a meaning from the experiment, … please shout it out from the top of a mountain”. The All Good Festival is being held on Marvin’s Mountaintop in West Virginia."
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Well never mind it looks like somebody figured it out before me.



"This is nothing more than speculation based on Blair’s cryptic emails, but is worth posting anyway:

Sounds kinda crazy I know, but collectivejudas29 put together a good analysis of Blair’s spirit session from the February newsletter that led him to conclude Tool may be playing a show in July. It seems right to me, and more specifically it seems like they might be playing a festival. If it’s in July, that means it’s not Bonnaroo and not Lollapalooza. But there is another festival I’ve been hearing more and more about, and maybe it’s where Tool is heading — the All Good Festival.

Two parts of Blair’s message led me to this conclusion. The first is his footnote that seems to have no purpose. “* Y and J in place of I were also tried, as was V and W in place of U.” It has no place at all in figuring out what SILITNIUQ means. (SILITNIUQ is just QUINTILIS backwards, referring to July.) So what does that footnote mean? I think the letters are also backwards in the footnote, so not V and W (VW), but W and V (WV = West Virginia). Also he says at the end “if someone is able to fathom a meaning from the experiment, … please shout it out from the top of a mountain”. The All Good Festival is being held on Marvin’s Mountaintop in West Virginia."
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Nothing is in July dumbfuck. Apparently the last three years have taught you nothing.

Nice you ignorant fucktard. Next time bite your tongue and just let us assume you're useless instead of proving it.
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Nice you ignorant fucktard. Next time bite your tongue and just let us assume you're useless instead of proving it.
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I fucking hate Blair.
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Already being discussed in another thread..yer all welcome to join..it's a party over they're! Whoooooooowieeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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New album title. Quite fitting seen Maynard's sarcastic stance through Puscifer.
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No shit this was already being discussed in another site altogether, you're welcome to shut the fuck up now.
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No shit this was already being discussed in another site altogether, you're welcome to shut the fuck up now.
I know and I brought it, over here for the fans to discuss. But you and that lack of ability to fuckin' read had to start another thread and make yourself look like the useless troglodyte your are.
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No shit this was already being discussed in another site altogether, you're welcome to shut the fuck up now.
I know and I brought it, over here for the fans to discuss. But you and that lack of ability to fuckin' read had to start another thread and make yourself look like the useless troglodyte your are.
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dont mind them, Kody

there are dumb tool fans, there are useless posters, and then there's these guys.

your posts seem to make sense. if so, this is great news.
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dont mind them, Kody

there are dumb tool fans, there are useless posters, and then there's these guys.

your posts seem to make sense. if so, this is great news.
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dont mind them, Kody

there are dumb tool fans, there are useless posters, and then there's these guys.

your posts seem to make sense. if so, this is great news.
They do make sense. Yet also did so when I posted this hours earlier in another thread.
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dont mind them, Kody

there are dumb tool fans, there are useless posters, and then there's these guys.

your posts seem to make sense. if so, this is great news.
They do make sense. Yet also did so when I posted this hours earlier in another thread.
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dont mind them, Kody

there are dumb tool fans, there are useless posters, and then there's these guys.

your posts seem to make sense. if so, this is great news.
And Kody flaming everyone who replies in his thread, is a good user?

He's a fucking idiot. Thank god all I can see is " Kody27
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dont mind them, Kody

there are dumb tool fans, there are useless posters, and then there's these guys.

your posts seem to make sense. if so, this is great news.
And Kody flaming everyone who replies in his thread, is a good user?

He's a fucking idiot. Thank god all I can see is " Kody27
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They do make sense. Yet also did so when I posted this hours earlier in another thread.

Way to take credit for something you would of never figured out on your own, at least I figured out PART of the puzzle, what did you do? Copy and paste something shiny? Get back to plucking the sand out of your dried up cunt.

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They do make sense. Yet also did so when I posted this hours earlier in another thread.

Way to take credit for something you would of never figured out on your own, at least I figured out PART of the puzzle, what did you do? Copy and paste something shiny? Get back to plucking the sand out of your dried up cunt.

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He's a fucking idiot. Thank god all I can see is " Kody27
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And flaming the flaming is a good user?

Whats your point asshat?
When's the last time you contributed to ANYTHING RELEVANT OR INTERESTING OR CONSTRUCTIVE? Oh, that's right, never. Put yourself out of our misery, please.

where's your fearless leader rivek with his ability to take the form of internet superhero all the while scraping the zits off of his back while his mom makes him powdered donut pancake surprise. Oh wait, he buried himself deep in a hole of hopelessness when he shot himself down with his own assumption. Good god the end is near.

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And Kody flaming everyone who replies in his thread, is a good user?

He's a fucking idiot. Thank god all I can see is " Kody27
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And flaming the flaming is a good user?

Whats your point asshat?
When's the last time you contributed to ANYTHING RELEVANT OR INTERESTING OR CONSTRUCTIVE? Oh, that's right, never. Put yourself out of our misery, please.

where's your fearless leader rivek with his ability to take the form of internet superhero all the while scraping the zits off of his back while his mom makes him powdered donut pancake surprise. Oh wait, he buried himself deep in a hole of hopelessness when he shot himself down with his own assumption. Good god the end is near.

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I know and I brought it, over here for the fans to discuss. But you and that lack of ability to fuckin' read had to start another thread and make yourself look like the useless troglodyte your are.
My lack of understanding of trogoldyte sets me apart from the useless fucking scum on here like you, who wants to insert his ego into copying and pasting something from point A to point B. Is that why 3rd grade was the hardest 10 years of your life, or was it because you spent 9 months dodging the coat hanger in your cunting mothers womb? Either way, you don't have the audacity to put 2 and 2 together, or at least spell quintilis backwards. Way to fucking go phucktard.
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I know and I brought it, over here for the fans to discuss. But you and that lack of ability to fuckin' read had to start another thread and make yourself look like the useless troglodyte your are.
My lack of understanding of trogoldyte sets me apart from the useless fucking scum on here like you, who wants to insert his ego into copying and pasting something from point A to point B. Is that why 3rd grade was the hardest 10 years of your life, or was it because you spent 9 months dodging the coat hanger in your cunting mothers womb? Either way, you don't have the audacity to put 2 and 2 together, or at least spell quintilis backwards. Way to fucking go phucktard.
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Kody is a pseudo-intellect who feels as though TOOL are secretly a band filled with aliens who encode their songs with such deep meaning that by studying and meticulously picking apart each lyric and drum beat can make you an enlightened being.

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Kody is a pseudo-intellect who feels as though TOOL are secretly a band filled with aliens who encode their songs with such deep meaning that by studying and meticulously picking apart each lyric and drum beat can make you an enlightened being.

You're an idiot, and just shut the fuck up already. You've not contributed anything other than "Kody27
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I second that....Crincled is pretty useless too
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I second that....Crincled is pretty useless too
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an anthropoidal ape is me on a computer

a prehistoric cave dweller seems pretty safe in this nuclear age

troglodytical are the sounds I make when I type w/ my bloody stumps

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an anthropoidal ape is me on a computer

a prehistoric cave dweller seems pretty safe in this nuclear age

troglodytical are the sounds I make when I type w/ my bloody stumps

*notes from the bunker*
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an anthropoidal ape is me on a computer

a prehistoric cave dweller seems pretty safe in this nuclear age

troglodytical are the sounds I make when I type w/ my bloody stumps

*notes from the bunker*
i would like to read some more of those notes from the bunker. good stuff.
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an anthropoidal ape is me on a computer

a prehistoric cave dweller seems pretty safe in this nuclear age

troglodytical are the sounds I make when I type w/ my bloody stumps

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i would like to read some more of those notes from the bunker. good stuff.
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i would like to read some more of those notes from the bunker. good stuff.
uumkay, but i need supplies...electric lettuce/about an oz, one bottle of Wild Turkey, 4 little blue pills, and 4 little red pills, a 7 course dinner buffet, 3 TV screens all on different news channels, some cheerleaders, an editor, and lots o' ice. A 24 of domestic beer, a 24 of foreign beer (preferably Guinness), a chicken(for voodoo), a peacock, and two unruly dogs.

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i would like to read some more of those notes from the bunker. good stuff.
uumkay, but i need supplies...electric lettuce/about an oz, one bottle of Wild Turkey, 4 little blue pills, and 4 little red pills, a 7 course dinner buffet, 3 TV screens all on different news channels, some cheerleaders, an editor, and lots o' ice. A 24 of domestic beer, a 24 of foreign beer (preferably Guinness), a chicken(for voodoo), a peacock, and two unruly dogs.

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JC, this is like highschool all over again

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high school, lol, yes

fuck, methinks, i don't know where to sit?
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uumkay, but i need supplies...electric lettuce/about an oz, one bottle of Wild Turkey, 4 little blue pills, and 4 little red pills, a 7 course dinner buffet, 3 TV screens all on different news channels, some cheerleaders, an editor, and lots o' ice. A 24 of domestic beer, a 24 of foreign beer (preferably Guinness), a chicken(for voodoo), a peacock, and two unruly dogs.

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i will take care of the supplies that is not a problem.



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uumkay, but i need supplies...electric lettuce/about an oz, one bottle of Wild Turkey, 4 little blue pills, and 4 little red pills, a 7 course dinner buffet, 3 TV screens all on different news channels, some cheerleaders, an editor, and lots o' ice. A 24 of domestic beer, a 24 of foreign beer (preferably Guinness), a chicken(for voodoo), a peacock, and two unruly dogs.

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i will take care of the supplies that is not a problem.



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Also, crincled's not bad. Kody is pretty much a useless cunt though, and that's not debatable
For instance, take the TV show the Office, which IMO is funnier w/ Dwight and Michael and Andy.
No?

Just as, say, a zombie needs a brain.

But I'm stunned as a doornail so what do I knwo...i hear water dripping some wheres?
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Also, crincled's not bad. Kody is pretty much a useless cunt though, and that's not debatable
For instance, take the TV show the Office, which IMO is funnier w/ Dwight and Michael and Andy.
No?

Just as, say, a zombie needs a brain.

But I'm stunned as a doornail so what do I knwo...i hear water dripping some wheres?
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Wow, you fuckers really took off with this shit while I was sleeping and at work and such.

I've always thought that Blair puts weird shit in the newsletter so that people can figure out who the idiots are by simply watching and seeing who's trying the hardest to decode it all. The people who cream their jeans over fake puzzles being the idiots, of course.
Riiiight, like blair cares which one of us is an idiot or not.......it's all a big trick, or a trap to filter out idiots so the smart ones like you can receive a prize at the end. Fucking dolt, just because you're too shallow to catch ANYTHING Blair throws our way, doesn't mean you have to whine about it later when everything you say is refuted.
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Wow, you fuckers really took off with this shit while I was sleeping and at work and such.

I've always thought that Blair puts weird shit in the newsletter so that people can figure out who the idiots are by simply watching and seeing who's trying the hardest to decode it all. The people who cream their jeans over fake puzzles being the idiots, of course.
Riiiight, like blair cares which one of us is an idiot or not.......it's all a big trick, or a trap to filter out idiots so the smart ones like you can receive a prize at the end. Fucking dolt, just because you're too shallow to catch ANYTHING Blair throws our way, doesn't mean you have to whine about it later when everything you say is refuted.
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^STOP THE FLAMING.. youre gonna make me cry :(

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Also, crincled's not bad. Kody is pretty much a useless cunt though, and that's not debatable
im just evaluating Kody's performance based on this thread alone. I think he's done pretty well - informative OP, stayed on topic (til he started getting flamed, that is)

i think youre pretty decent poster too, Rivek. its just that sometimes you get overly creative with some retorts... but its all good

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^STOP THE FLAMING.. youre gonna make me cry :(

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Also, crincled's not bad. Kody is pretty much a useless cunt though, and that's not debatable
im just evaluating Kody's performance based on this thread alone. I think he's done pretty well - informative OP, stayed on topic (til he started getting flamed, that is)

i think youre pretty decent poster too, Rivek. its just that sometimes you get overly creative with some retorts... but its all good

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Kody is a pseudo-intellect who feels as though TOOL are secretly a band filled with aliens who encode their songs with such deep meaning that by studying and meticulously picking apart each lyric and drum beat can make you an enlightened being.

You're an idiot, and just shut the fuck up already. You've not contributed anything other than "Kody27
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Yeah and if you can find ONE singel post that i've ever made that relates to anything you just said, please link me to it. In the mean time, put down the shovel because you're just burying yourself deeper with ignorance in each post. Almost everything I've ever posted is something contributing to the likes of tool and yes, their little secrets they throw out there every now and then. I guess I'd rather be a "pseudo-intellect" (most cliched term ever used on TDN) than a "real" one, like you guys, because all you do is get together and bash the people who contribute to the advancement of knowledge, in reality, it's I who pities you the most. See you at the All Good Festival fucks.
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Kody is a pseudo-intellect who feels as though TOOL are secretly a band filled with aliens who encode their songs with such deep meaning that by studying and meticulously picking apart each lyric and drum beat can make you an enlightened being.

You're an idiot, and just shut the fuck up already. You've not contributed anything other than "Kody27
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Yeah and if you can find ONE singel post that i've ever made that relates to anything you just said, please link me to it. In the mean time, put down the shovel because you're just burying yourself deeper with ignorance in each post. Almost everything I've ever posted is something contributing to the likes of tool and yes, their little secrets they throw out there every now and then. I guess I'd rather be a "pseudo-intellect" (most cliched term ever used on TDN) than a "real" one, like you guys, because all you do is get together and bash the people who contribute to the advancement of knowledge, in reality, it's I who pities you the most. See you at the All Good Festival fucks.
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take the happy pills from nice little pill lady. shes here to help.
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could be new aperfectcircle shit. i've been hearing from a lot of people there's new material soon to surface.
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could be new aperfectcircle shit. i've been hearing from a lot of people there's new material soon to surface.
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haha, you're like the little guy who comes in at the last minute and, tries to fit in but is too late so you just sit on the bandwagon and stimulate your penal gland through your ass. Whats that, nothing to say about tool that's relative, constructive, important, useful at all? Thats what I fucking thought now get back to checking your myspace and flaming 14 year olds in the "interests" section hahahaha, fucking loser.
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haha, you're like the little guy who comes in at the last minute and, tries to fit in but is too late so you just sit on the bandwagon and stimulate your penal gland through your ass. Whats that, nothing to say about tool that's relative, constructive, important, useful at all? Thats what I fucking thought now get back to checking your myspace and flaming 14 year olds in the "interests" section hahahaha, fucking loser.
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Yes. i can feel all of today's tiny pleasures, those little victories cascading gently into tomorrow's decadence. and i worry a bit. i become anxious that the ceiling may in fact be unlimited. yet this anxiety also causes exhilaration too. the joy of wondering just what may be, and then not caring except to live in a moment. as in the scope and depth of any particular ride is for me to decide. shit, i got the ticket, eh. and the answer is; why not!

But there has to be ritual. Rythmn. A start and an end. To quantify it and put it on a shelf.

Reflections. Like the surface of moving water. The mystery mirror'd back at me.

Asking, why not?
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i will take care of the supplies that is not a problem.



THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
said the man on the moon...

Yes. i can feel all of today's tiny pleasures, those little victories cascading gently into tomorrow's decadence. and i worry a bit. i become anxious that the ceiling may in fact be unlimited. yet this anxiety also causes exhilaration too. the joy of wondering just what may be, and then not caring except to live in a moment. as in the scope and depth of any particular ride is for me to decide. shit, i got the ticket, eh. and the answer is; why not!

But there has to be ritual. Rythmn. A start and an end. To quantify it and put it on a shelf.

Reflections. Like the surface of moving water. The mystery mirror'd back at me.

Asking, why not?
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looks like your pill will have to be taken as a suppository.
just gettin it ready for your ingestion of it

you like poo covered pills?
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just gettin it ready for your ingestion of it

you like poo covered pills?
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WV. Used a mirror on the Q word. I just came by for the mystery.

The Entertainment. Pushing it. Sharpening the abilities. On that I concur, Rivek.
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WV. Used a mirror on the Q word. I just came by for the mystery.

The Entertainment. Pushing it. Sharpening the abilities. On that I concur, Rivek.
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