The Tool Page: Opinion

09-16-2008, 09:07 PM	#1
fukdeduk Level 2 - Poster Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: chicago Posts: 5 Bincount™: 0	Tool eye This sculpture on the front page totally looks like the flaming tool eye. just thought i'd share http://www.holstengalleries.com/
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09-17-2008, 10:09 AM

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Re: Tool eye

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This sculpture on the front page totally looks like the flaming tool eye. just thought i'd share

http://www.holstengalleries.com/

You do know that fucking ducks is still illegal in Chicago don't you?

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09-17-2008, 11:01 AM	#3
Rolo Jedi Master Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yavin IV Posts: 4,033 Bincount™: 2635	Re: Tool eye To all drakes in Chicago; watch out! __________________ JOIN THE ACADEMY
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09-17-2008, 01:13 PM	#4
Inner_Eulogy Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,480 Bincount™: 135	Re: Tool eye Well, at least that's what I gathered from his name anyway. "Fucked a Duck" __________________ "WITHOUT A LITTLE EVIL, GOOD WOULD NEVER EXIST"
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09-18-2008, 04:51 PM	#5
theamazingtool Level 9 - Obstreperous Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: On a river in the mountains by the sea Posts: 1,278 Bincount™: 483	Re: Tool eye what he ^ said
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09-19-2008, 05:55 AM	#6
Inner_Eulogy Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,480 Bincount™: 135	Re: Tool eye purty much __________________ "WITHOUT A LITTLE EVIL, GOOD WOULD NEVER EXIST"
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10-05-2008, 09:03 PM	#7
TheDude420 Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: in the quaalude induced semi-lucid dreams of the mexican staring frog of sri lanka Posts: 371 Bincount™: 80	Re: Tool eye it does kinda resemble the lateralus eye a lil bit __________________ ....and the goat ran off in the hole
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10-08-2008, 03:47 PM	#8
Rolo Jedi Master Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yavin IV Posts: 4,033 Bincount™: 2635	Re: Tool eye Apart from any resemblance, i kinda like it. __________________ JOIN THE ACADEMY
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10-29-2008, 12:42 PM	#9
crincled On Probation Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 5,016 Bincount™: 7922	Re: Tool eye i liked it. it's much better than the eye.
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10-29-2008, 12:44 PM	#10
Yast3r Level 10 - Vehement Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,557 Bincount™: 480	Re: Tool eye The Eye starring Jessica Alba sucked.
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10-29-2008, 12:44 PM	#11
crincled On Probation Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 5,016 Bincount™: 7922	Re: Tool eye i missed it :(
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10-29-2008, 12:48 PM	#12
Yast3r Level 10 - Vehement Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,557 Bincount™: 480	Re: Tool eye That's a good thing. You didn't miss much. :)
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10-30-2008, 01:44 AM	#13
Bichdya Level 3 - Talker Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: USA Posts: 16 Bincount™: 0	Re: Tool eye The tool eye is the eye of Horus ya?
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10-30-2008, 08:39 AM	#14
Rolo Jedi Master Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yavin IV Posts: 4,033 Bincount™: 2635	Re: Tool eye No __________________ JOIN THE ACADEMY
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10-30-2008, 12:11 PM

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Re: Tool eye

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i think he meant visually

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10-30-2008, 12:12 PM	#16
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye I would say vaguely reminiscent... Vaguely. I think it's the swirlyness on the tail and the colors.
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10-30-2008, 12:33 PM	#17
Yast3r Level 10 - Vehement Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,557 Bincount™: 480	Re: Tool eye I think it's the eye of Captain Crunch... on fire.
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10-30-2008, 12:47 PM

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Re: Tool eye

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I think it's the eye of Captain Crunch... on fire.

bingo!!

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10-31-2008, 05:54 AM

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Re: Tool eye

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I think it's the eye of Captain Crunch... on fire.

Nah

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10-31-2008, 12:55 PM

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Re: Tool eye

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Nah

I've been studying cereal box character's eyes for years, what the hell do you know? What are your credentials to tell me I'm wrong? :|

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11-03-2008, 11:18 AM

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Re: Tool eye

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I've been studying cereal box character's eyes for years, what the hell do you know? What are your credentials to tell me I'm wrong? :|

Cuz' I killed the Captain long ago and I buried his eyes in my basement. THAT'S HOW!

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11-03-2008, 11:30 AM

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Re: Tool eye

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Cuz' I killed the Captain long ago and I buried his eyes in my basement. THAT'S HOW!

YOU KILLED MY FATHER?!

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11-03-2008, 11:34 AM

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Re: Tool eye

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YOU KILLED MY FATHER?!

Sorry

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11-03-2008, 11:49 AM	#24
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye You should be.
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11-04-2008, 06:31 AM	#25
Inner_Eulogy Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,480 Bincount™: 135	Re: Tool eye 'eh....no, not really...just seemed appropriate to sympathize __________________ "WITHOUT A LITTLE EVIL, GOOD WOULD NEVER EXIST"
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11-04-2008, 11:44 AM	#26
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye It's okay... he killed my mom anyway. Someone had to do it...
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11-04-2008, 01:10 PM	#27
Inner_Eulogy Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,480 Bincount™: 135	Re: Tool eye Right on __________________ "WITHOUT A LITTLE EVIL, GOOD WOULD NEVER EXIST"
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11-04-2008, 01:38 PM	#28
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Tool eye Make room so we can hang the next ones up, boys. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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11-04-2008, 02:02 PM	#29
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye Count Chocula is next. He gave my dog teh hiv.
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11-04-2008, 02:13 PM	#30
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Tool eye I have my issues with Frankenberry. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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11-04-2008, 02:16 PM	#31
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye And Booberry. And If the Fruit Brute hadn't died in a bar brawl twenty years ago, I'd have issues with him, too.
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11-04-2008, 03:41 PM	#32
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Tool eye Yes. Booberry so terribly sucks! Why, oh, why, did they kill Captain Crunch. Now look what we're left with. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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11-04-2008, 03:47 PM	#33
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye I'd say we could look to Snap, Crackle, and Pop for guidance, but the Keebler Elf Mafia has them ass-mueling heroin. Tony the Tiger got busted for steroids, and the Kellogg's Raisin Bran Sun is undergoing chemo for skin cancer. The rest of them... they've never been reliable. Especially not Toucan Sam, but he's "followed" his nose too much. I suspect he's run over 1 mil of the white stuff up there since '95. ("What septum?") To put it bluntly, boy, we're fucked.
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11-04-2008, 04:27 PM

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Re: Tool eye

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I'd say we could look to Snap, Crackle, and Pop for guidance, but the Keebler Elf Mafia has them ass-mueling heroin. Tony the Tiger got busted for steroids, and the Kellogg's Raisin Bran Sun is undergoing chemo for skin cancer. The rest of them... they've never been reliable. Especially not Toucan Sam, but he's "followed" his nose too much. I suspect he's run over 1 mil of the white stuff up there since '95. ("What septum?")

To put it bluntly, boy, we're fucked.

Toucan Sam did so much he started sleeping with trumpets. Yet, couldn't blow a note without the septum.
And all I can say about the Crispey Boys is that they always seemed ready to turn, even if there was always something weird about the Keepler Elves.
The cartoon icons are doomed to the tunnel now.
And yes, we might as well ride them all straight to hell.

Oh well. I going to go make some oatmeal.

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11-04-2008, 04:56 PM	#35
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye You can trust Quaker Oats Man. He's not such a bad fellow after you get past the cross-dressing and gender confusion.
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11-04-2008, 05:13 PM	#36
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Tool eye Since the rum ran out, I've been into it for the brown sugar. Ah. The Quakers seem to keep to themselves so its' never bothered me that he dressed like one of my dead aunts. As long as I got quality oatmeal. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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11-04-2008, 05:22 PM	#37
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye That is the point, isn't it? It's all bout dat oatmeal, g.
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11-04-2008, 06:00 PM	#38
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Tool eye As well, I like his hat. Looks like a good hat. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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11-04-2008, 06:02 PM	#39
Strewth Level 7 - Loquacious Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Over there Posts: 293 Bincount™: 456	Re: Tool eye It is. I won't go into how I know that it is a good hat, but I can tell you that it was a strange night with bizarre ramifications for the RIAA.
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11-05-2008, 04:40 AM	#40
gonzo Level 12 - Scurrilous Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: the Bunker Posts: 4,018 Bincount™: 1841	Re: Tool eye I like the phrase 'bizarre ramifications.' It seems to sum up life. And yes, perhaps clothes are for the weak, but we should still desire a keen 'eye' for nuance. A sturdy pair of boots, and a nice hat. __________________ Time is still the infinite jest.
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