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Old 01-06-2009, 05:50 PM   #41
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Re: Age, please?

Okay. It wasn't Grizzley Patee.
It was a peanut butter sandwich.

But in a peanut-free zone, these kinds' of sandwiches are like contraband.
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Old 01-06-2009, 05:58 PM   #42
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Congrats on your 666th post, LB. Here is a shup to memorialize the occasion.

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Old 01-06-2009, 06:48 PM   #43
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woud you feel better if I regarded you as the bitch-ass cunt that you are? You must be a peach to live with. hopefully, you at least keep the cave clean, you egotistical strumpet. You should focus less on thinking and more on keeping those rotten meat curtains of yours from snail-trailing the place. Maybe then, the crabs will lose scent of you, and you can be s.t.d free for the first time in years; ever since you fucked your way into graduating the fifth grade.
I gotta go now, back to my wife and life. I will be watching for you in the evening news.....




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Old 01-06-2009, 06:50 PM   #44
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114. Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life."

Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."

From the Apocryphal Gospel of Thomas
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:18 PM   #45
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I see you genuinely can't deal with me on a level other than, "hurhurhur, it's a chick on teh interwebz" and that we have descended to pointless name-calling and plague rat accusations based solely around my gender.

I'm an asshole. It's what I do, and it transcends the boundaries of gender. But I don't stoop that fucking low unless it's the only way to break through. (Calypsu's mismatched genitals=lol) Whatever.

I'm done with you.
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:23 PM   #46
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114. Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life."

Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."

From the Apocryphal Gospel of Thomas
This is also why religion needs to gtfo.
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:27 PM   #47
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The Gender Similarities Hypothesis
http://www.apa.org/journals/releases/amp606581.pdf

New research into the prescripted nature of gender-identity reveals a complex interplay between genetics and environment resulting in structural differences in the brains of human adults. These structural differences may result from learned patterns of behaviour.

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Guard against looking on a woman.

If you see a woman, let it be as though you saw her not,
and have no conversation with her.

If you must speak with her,
let it be with a pure heart,
and think to yourself,
'I as a student of wisdom will live in this sinful world
as the spotless leaf of the lotus,
unsoiled by the mud in which it grows.'

If the woman be old, regard her as your mother,
if young, as your sister,
if very young, as your child.

The student of wisdom who looks on a woman as a woman,
or touches her as a woman, has broken his vow
and is no longer a disciple of the Tathagata.

The power of lust is great with men,
and is to be feared withal;
take then the bow of earnest perseverance,
and the sharp arrow-points of wisdom.

Lust beclouds a man's heart,
when it is confused with woman's beauty,
and the mind is dazed.

Better far with red-hot irons bore out both your eyes,
than encourage in yourself sensual thoughts,
or look upon a woman's form with lustful desires.

Better fall into the fierce tiger's mouth,
or under the sharp knife of the executioner,
than dwell with a woman and excite in yourself lustful thoughts.

A woman of the world is anxious to exhibit her form and shape,
whether walking, standing, sitting, or sleeping.
Even when represented as a picture,
she desires to captivate with the charms of her beauty,
and thus to rob men of their steadfast heart.

How then ought you to guard yourselves?

By regarding her tears and her smiles as enemies,
her stooping form, her hanging arms, and her disentangled hair
as toils designed to entrap man's heart.

Therefore, I say, restrain the heart,
give it no unbridled license.

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Old 01-06-2009, 07:36 PM   #48
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This is also why religion needs to gtfo.

lol, I think it refers to the culturally-defined gender-type "female". The idealization of "woman" and the psychosematic provocation of such imagery. There is nothing wrong with women. It is the mental faculty typical of women conforming to normative gender-typing. The bleeding-heart, emotionally reactive, thoughtlessness typical of literary representations of woman and the brute tendency for real women to conform to the paradigm.

Of course... a man could easily be as a woman in this same context. However, historical portrayal of man and male gender-type is rational, deliberate and conscious.

I doubt Jesus took mary into a room and performed a physical sex-change. Maybe he disillusioned her of the fantasy imposed on her mind. Consider that Jesus also asserted that most men were simply fools.
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I see you genuinely can't deal with me on a level other than, "hurhurhur, it's a chick on teh interwebz" and that we have descended to pointless name-calling and plague rat accusations based solely around my gender.

I'm an asshole. It's what I do, and it transcends the boundaries of gender. But I don't stoop that fucking low unless it's the only way to break through. (Calypsu's mismatched genitals=lol) Whatever.

I'm done with you.
Now you don't like the equality? Typical dumb broad. How old are you? My guess is 18 or so
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:42 PM   #50
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I'm an asshole. It's what I do, and it transcends the boundaries of gender. But I don't stoop that fucking low unless it's the only way to break through. (Calypsu's mismatched genitals=lol) Whatever.
Leave me out of this plzy. What did I do my construed nemesis?
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Both of you are assholes with old people's sphincters.

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I dunno about Calypsu; those could be aquatic anal-beads or something.
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:45 PM   #52
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From the Apocryphal Gospel of Thomas

Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and...

...when you make male and female into a single one, so that the male will not be male nor the female be female...

when you make eyes in place of an eye, a hand in place of a hand, a foot in place of a foot, an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
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Old 01-06-2009, 09:09 PM   #53
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I dunno about Calypsu; those could be aquatic anal-beads or something.

Total conspiracy.
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Old 01-07-2009, 04:35 AM   #54
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Congrats on your 666th post, LB. Here is a shup to memorialize the occasion.

http://stashbox.org/352632/bozz666poaste.png
Thank you.
I stashed it away.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:09 AM   #55
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Re: Age, please?

This thread went from shitty to shittiest in a matter of seconds.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:13 AM   #56
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:30 AM   #57
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lol @ strumpet
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:33 AM   #58
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Strange word-choice, no? I think skank-bag might have been more in fitting with the tone of his poaste.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:44 AM   #59
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His post sucked.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:55 AM   #60
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This thread looks kind of bitchy and not worth reading, at least not until I get really bored

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The stakes were high, and eating microwaved burritos.
I just wanted to chime in and say this is probably the best pun ever.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:59 AM   #61
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Bitchy is right.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:02 AM   #62
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Not worth reading is right, too.


And I wouldn't say best pun ever, but I will say thank you.

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Old 01-07-2009, 10:12 AM   #63
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stevie wonders while dizzy gillespie ponders as the smile ran away from his face.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:18 AM   #64
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What was this thread about again?
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What was this thread about again?
a/s/l
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:24 AM   #66
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This thread, in content, is a lesson in how to orchestrate a clusterfuck.

In subject, I think it was initially about science being wrong about how old earth is, or at least that was how I took it. It dissolved quickly into a shit-flinging contest regarding gender relations, in which I demanded that my sex be taken out of the equation when examining poaste, at which point my gender became the ironic fodder for insults on behalf of CodyC.

Then it became a discussion about how much this thread sucks.
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I think it's a good example of what happens when you ban all the new members from Interact.
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it's the place for people with bincounts of ZERO.
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I think it's a good example of what happens when you ban all the new members from Interact.
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I can access interact, I just never go there.
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a/s/l
I don't know what that means.
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Thus why you don't access interact lol.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:48 AM   #73
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Thanks, that helped a lot.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:58 AM   #74
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A/S/L is one of the commonest phrases on the internets. It is the question of Age, Sex, Location, and is usually followed by "cyber?" as an invitation to engage in simulated online sexual intercourse, or "pics?" as an invitation to provide links to photographic evidence of one's appearance in order for the asker to determine if s/he wishes to continue the conversation. Sometimes both "pics" and "cyber" appear together in the same string. Occasionally, the motives behind someone asking "a/s/l?" do not include a potential sexual exchange, however, this has become less and less common since 2001.

Furthermore, it is sometimes used humorously. An example, outside of d_L's poaste, would be the frequently captioned pictures of animals, some of which bear the words "o hai, asl?"

Meaning and intent should derive from context.

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Sounds like something emo kids would type at each other in a chat room.

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Sounds like something emo kids would type at each other in a chat room. [in 1996]
Bingo.
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:21 AM   #77
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So why are you asking me then?
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He wasn't.

It was humorous.
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It was an answer, not a question.
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You people are weird.
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