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Old 04-03-2008, 08:54 PM   #1
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Monks are Flammable
ONE THOUSAND
DEGREES
of molten monk!
fiery SHOWER OF
SPARKS
and a bomb in the trunk!

You gotta be prepared, you gotta know the way.
Don't fuck with baby Jesus
When he's napalmin' all the saints!
napalmin' all the saints,
then diggin' up their bones!
You mark them on the map, you mark them with an X.
You fucked with baby JESUS
in a FRENZIED HAIL OF BULLETS!
and he's diggin' up your bones.
Throw you in the backseat -
Duct tape to kill the moans.

Cops are gonna PIT him, the cops are gonna fire!
RAMPAGING CAR CHASE through 4 states and neighbourhoods
speeds of up to 100 MILES AN HOUR!
SPIKE STRIP in your backyard, SPIKE STRIP in your hand
ONE THOUSAND
DEGREES
of molten monk!
time to make YOUR LAST STAND.
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:13 PM   #2
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You should look into doing voice-overs.
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:18 PM   #3
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Right now I am a hand model for Charmin.
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Old 04-08-2008, 06:38 PM   #4
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Charming.
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:26 AM   #5
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Don't know who to side with here; the cops or baby jesus.
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:13 PM   #6
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I'd like to think I had something to do with this...
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:19 AM   #7
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That's like the match taking credit for martyrdom.

By the way, if you don't side with Baby Jesus, you'll want to bulk up on the fiber.
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:35 AM   #8
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:'(

Jesus is my co-pilot. I never leave home without him.
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Old 08-16-2009, 02:21 AM   #9
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I am picturing this as a trailer for an epic movie.

I miss your writing and I miss you Moloch!

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Old 08-16-2009, 02:37 AM   #10
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It would be so kind if he was unbanned. Is this possible? I know he was already unbanned once, but he puts a spark under my ass and others here too.


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set him free
i'll gather the townspeople
with torches ablaze
you'll need to call the national guard
as they drop their napalm
and set guns to phase
we are all here together
can't we see eye to eye?
break the clouds open
yell at the sky
my keyboard is breaking
let the truth be known
unban moloch!
i know im not alone
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:10 PM   #11
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I lit a monk on fire once. It was one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made. Sure makes for a great story though...
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