opin.menu.members.jpgopin.menu.forumfaq.jpgopin.menu.search.jpgopin.menu.home.jpgview our wiki

Go Back  The Tool Page: Opinion » Tool » Videos » Parabola
User Name
Password
Reply
Old 05-01-2006, 09:39 AM   #1
Level 6 - Very Deep Thinker
 
ween69's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: the last house on the left
Posts: 135
Bincount™: 22
biggest douche-jello biafra

i hate this guy.
he's responsable for the dead kennedys. i love the band but GOD he's a cake.
thoughts?
__________________
"answer the door, meatwad, it's dracula"
-master shake
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2006, 11:53 AM   #2
Level 1 - Lurker
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sweden
Posts: 4
Bincount™: 0
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Maybe you should tell us why you hate him.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2006, 04:54 AM   #3
Level 4 - Thinker
 
JizzyMcJizz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 20
Bincount™: 0
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Created one of the most influencial punk acts to this day. I see no reason to hate. Even he's commentry is funny.
__________________
Learning to swim round ere
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2006, 03:08 PM   #4
Level 3 - Talker
 
BallsOfSatan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: mars
Posts: 18
Bincount™: 0
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

ween. what's with the hair?
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-19-2006, 01:46 AM   #5
Level 4 - Thinker
 
ignorantmaddam's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: up
Posts: 23
Bincount™: 1
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

WHATS THERE TO HATE?
__________________
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<IGNORE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2006, 11:34 PM   #6
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
foursixandtwo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: here
Posts: 202
Bincount™: 5
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

His commentary is pure retaaaardedness.
__________________
"reality is an illusion created by lack of drugs"
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2006, 02:13 AM   #7
Level 3 - Talker
 
Fenrirr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Florida
Posts: 14
Bincount™: 0
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by BallsOfSatan
ween. what's with the hair?

HAHAHAHA I always think "wtf" when i see his avatar.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2006, 05:52 AM   #8
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
lemonlateralus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Britain-Controller of Timezones
Posts: 238
Bincount™: 2
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

His commentary is far better than that of Schism, so...
__________________
Brandy and Mandy say hi
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2006, 12:02 PM   #9
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
Metalgod666's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ohio
Posts: 416
Bincount™: 11
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Dead Kennedys are one of my favorite punk bands, and why do you hate him?
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2006, 01:14 PM   #10
Level 9 - Obstreperous
 
Ming's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver
Posts: 1,079
Bincount™: 166
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

what are you referring to? I've don't think I've ever heard him say anything I didn't at least partially sympathize with.
__________________
...Genetic blends with uncertain ends on a fortune hunt that's far too fleet -Peart
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2006, 07:54 AM   #11
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
Suntorn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 91
Bincount™: 7
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by BallsOfSatan
ween. what's with the hair?

hehehe.....he must think it makes him dead sexy.
__________________
Does the sun revolve around the earth?
Does reflection make the water blue?
Should I forget the dream I had last night?
Or remember it and follow through? ~ tDB
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-29-2006, 04:28 AM   #12
Level 4 - Thinker
 
he kept her hid away's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Londinium
Posts: 26
Bincount™: 3
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

If you look at the lyrics for "Moon Over Marin" for example, its on the same track as any tool track politicly charged lyrics, and a song that makes me shudder when its sung..

ok so he fucked over his band members, but he wrote some of the best lyrics ever
"Your a star-belly sneech you suck like a leech
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich
But your boss gets richer on you
Well you'll work harder with a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers til you starve
Then your head skewered on a stake"

brilliant.

Leave ol' Jello alone. he has inspired tons of bands, plus when I found out he was doing the commentary on Parabola it notched him higher in my book. cheer up haircut, not every one can look as cool as you.

Last edited by he kept her hid away; 05-29-2006 at 04:41 AM..
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-29-2006, 04:43 AM   #13
Level 7 - Loquacious
 
lemonlateralus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Britain-Controller of Timezones
Posts: 238
Bincount™: 2
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Well said!
__________________
Brandy and Mandy say hi
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-29-2006, 02:39 PM   #14
a headstone waiting for words
 
chalk_line's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a separate reality Cocknachos™: Supreme
Posts: 2,102
Bincount™: 6093
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

yea, the commentary is kinda weak.
__________________
"dont make me draw a chalk line around your account"-dan
you're not shittin in my boat!
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-31-2006, 09:20 AM   #15
Level 9 - Obstreperous
 
Kurt Russell's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: god damnit
Posts: 1,057
Bincount™: 702
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

"war is wrong! lol"

-jello biafra

true story
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 05-31-2006, 05:57 PM   #16
Level 11 - Clamorous
 
hushypushy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: San Jose
Posts: 3,750
Bincount™: 3988
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

his voice is horribly annoying, but the things he says are hilarious.

and the delay effect on his commentary and the timestretching.....just get really high and watch that, you'll fall in love ;)
__________________
"You think my lack of tact is bad, which is subjective. Personally I think it's great." -misanthrope
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 06-05-2006, 02:23 AM   #17
Level 4 - Thinker
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: maynards di
Posts: 39
Bincount™: 1
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

jello biafra's amazing. even random improv like night of the living rednecks is classic.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2006, 03:41 PM   #18
Level 4 - Thinker
 
nmayhew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Lawrence, KS
Posts: 43
Bincount™: 0
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by lemonlateralus
His commentary is far better than that of Schism, so...
aggreed
__________________
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.....
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2006, 03:42 PM   #19
Level 4 - Thinker
 
nmayhew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Lawrence, KS
Posts: 43
Bincount™: 0
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by nate messina
"war is wrong! lol"

-jello biafra

true story
could u please explain?? just wondering....
__________________
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.....
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-07-2006, 06:53 AM   #20
Banned.
 
DON IOTAE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 7,004
Bincount™: 13310
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by lemonlateralus
His commentary is far better than that of Schism, so...
Now way, dude! The schism commentary is hilarious...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2006, 02:04 AM   #21
Level 4 - Thinker
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Asgard
Posts: 26
Bincount™: 3
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

jello is awesome. If having a quirky and somewhat annoying voice was grounds for disliking someone, then maybe you should consider throwing your primus cd's away.
__________________
The way I interprate parabola lyrics: We are eternal, love is pain is an illusion.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2006, 09:31 AM   #22
Banned.
 
DON IOTAE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 7,004
Bincount™: 13310
^

.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-01-2006, 11:29 PM   #23
Level 11 - Clamorous
 
hushypushy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: San Jose
Posts: 3,750
Bincount™: 3988
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveispainisanIllusion
jello is awesome. If having a quirky and somewhat annoying voice was grounds for disliking someone, then maybe you should consider throwing your primus cd's away.
well the problem is that he's a douchebag. not his weird voice (which i actually enjoy). he's just a douche.

that said, the commentary for this video is excellent, i've watched it many times and i can't get sick of it.
__________________
"You think my lack of tact is bad, which is subjective. Personally I think it's great." -misanthrope
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-02-2006, 08:32 AM   #24
Banned.
 
DON IOTAE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 7,004
Bincount™: 13310
^ Im already sick of it. Yow's comment on Schism is something I can listen to over and over again...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-08-2006, 07:36 AM   #25
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
JTrainDowntown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cleveland
Posts: 89
Bincount™: 16
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

I think Jello Biafra is brilliant. Not only for his work with Dead Kennedys, but for all of the other side projects he's done, such as Lard (him and Ministry), things with D.O.A., Mojo Nixon, NoMeansNo, and most recenly, the Melvins (which by the way Adam Jones has played a number of songs in, including both Jello and the Melvins albums!).

He's inspired tons of bands and has one of the longest running underground labels, Alternative Tentacles. I think his spoken word is awesome, too.

Douchebag? Nah...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-08-2006, 09:38 AM   #26
Banned.
 
DON IOTAE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 7,004
Bincount™: 13310
I'm not saying he's a douche-bag: I don't know the guy. I didn't even know about his influence on the underground music scene. But his comment on the DVD is boring. So boring and uneventful that they had to throw in some sound effects to liven it up a little...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-08-2006, 10:26 AM   #27
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
JTrainDowntown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cleveland
Posts: 89
Bincount™: 16
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

I think the only thing I've got to gripe about is how he's always talking about is how Mr. Biafra is always talking about corporations. He turns the whole commentary into talking about how major lables and corporations are bad. But, nevertheless, I still enjoyed it.

Ahhhh, pasta fireworks.
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2006, 08:30 AM   #28
Banned.
 
DON IOTAE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 7,004
Bincount™: 13310
*lol*
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2006, 11:49 AM   #29
Level 11 - Clamorous
 
hushypushy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: San Jose
Posts: 3,750
Bincount™: 3988
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTrainDowntown
I think the only thing I've got to gripe about is how he's always talking about is how Mr. Biafra is always talking about corporations. He turns the whole commentary into talking about how major lables and corporations are bad. But, nevertheless, I still enjoyed it.
i thought that story was hilarious, i like turning music videos ('specially Tool's) into strange stories
__________________
"You think my lack of tact is bad, which is subjective. Personally I think it's great." -misanthrope
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-15-2006, 09:40 PM   #30
Level 6 - Very Deep Thinker
 
EGG-MAN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Latitude: 33.64 N, Longitude: 117.69 W
Posts: 145
Bincount™: 4
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by BallsOfSatan
ween. what's with the hair?
i dont know...build her a cake or something...
__________________
sanity napkins...
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-18-2006, 12:19 PM   #31
Level 5 - Deep Thinker
 
JTrainDowntown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cleveland
Posts: 89
Bincount™: 16
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

Quote:
Originally Posted by hushypushy
i thought that story was hilarious, i like turning music videos ('specially Tool's) into strange stories
I would too, if I haven't heard him say it in a million other places like spoken word, Dead Kennedys, Jello with DOA, Melvins, etc. It's fine, but I think I would have liked to hear him talk more about the time he speared some fish at Lake Michigan, and chased his sister around with it. That would have been the best!
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote
Old 08-22-2006, 03:22 PM   #32
Banned.
 
moneyisevil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: "BY GAWD THE CARNAGE!!!!"
Posts: 2,412
Bincount™: 2701
Re: biggest douche-jello biafra

for all u retards/noobs jello biafra is the fucken man, listen to his lectures and spoken word to hear SOME REAL shit
OFFLINE |   Reply With Quote


Reply

Rate This Thread
You have already rated this thread
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Quick Reply
Your Reply:
Forum Jump

all posts © their respective authors. the tool page is not responsible for any of their thoughts, brilliant or otherwise.