08-06-2008, 04:18 AM
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Hey, i like the dude. But not that much...
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YOU MUST WORSHIP HIM.
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08-06-2008, 04:20 AM
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You take the first shot then...
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No. I shoot you, then I complete the ritual and if I haven't changed my mind, then I shoot myself.
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I think i don't wanna be part of this...
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08-06-2008, 04:34 AM
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You're nothing but a quitter.
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08-06-2008, 05:10 AM
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You're nothing but a quitter.
So prove to me that you're not:
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I'm going to go kill myself now. :(
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08-06-2008, 05:14 AM
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I hate the Albums Section! Not enough people tell the truth about Tool and it's connection to the Crystal Source of For ever nes s (light energy as manifesteD through our CHAKRA) I will endeavor to talk about these things more.. I hope no strong leaders come along and try to stop me!
That WAS a joke, right?
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08-06-2008, 05:16 AM
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-We will put food in every kittens mouth.
-We will lock up all retarded posters and create a simulated internet which is exclusive to them.
-Aliens will visit the earth and bring us umbrellas of grand design which our brains could never dream of.
-Mice will dance on every kitchen table--the macarina, shuffle, disco and victory dances.
-Cyclops will no longer drown if near a dolphin or octopus.
-Music will no longer suck.
-All birds will catch on fire and scream "I'm a pheonix!"
-Jesus will come back to life only to say that he isn't God's son.
-Food (even synthetic food like fruit roll-ups) will grow on the side of every structure.
-Criminals will not exist.
-Loin cloths will become the most fashionable formal wear.
-Everyone will have the opportunity to change their name into something more desirable; Horris, Yeshmin, Sinn, Chorral, Drunvalo, Steve.
-Internet Memes will have a designated museum to preserve their 15 minutes of fame.
That's just some of what Riv-Yas 08' have to offer.
I'm speechless.....after all those well thought out promises, you completely missed millions of beautiful naked swimsuit models that will do ANYthing for the campaign.....especially me.
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I'm speechless.....after all those well thought out promises, you completely missed millions of beautiful naked swimsuit models that will do ANYthing for the campaign.....especially me.
I did say there was more. I could go on.
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I did say there was more. I could go on.
Canadian women welcome as well
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Canadian women welcome as well
What about small mammals? Will you accept small mammals instead of women?
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What about small mammals? Will you accept small mammals instead of women?
Um, most definately not in the context I was using.
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08-06-2008, 05:28 AM
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Your loss.
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08-06-2008, 05:29 AM
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Canadian women welcome as well
How about dutch?
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How about dutch?
Sure, as long as they're beautiful
this is for all of us, ya' know...not just me....just especially me
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So....Airports under your regime would have signs saying
"""NO FAT CHICKS"""
"NO UGLY PEOPLE"
hmmm.....
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So....Airports under your regime would have signs saying
"""NO FAT CHICKS"""
"NO UGLY PEOPLE"
hmmm.....
Actually, all fat and ugly people would be deported to Iran
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Actually, all fat and ugly people would be deported to Hell
Fixed.
*Stage whisper* I hope Inners ready for a long trip
*crowd laughter track plays*
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Actually, all fat and ugly people would be deported to Iran
I see potential in this new type of conventional bombing, lol
* Sees splattered fat all over the streets of Tehran *
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^
New definitian to
MOAB (Mother of all Bombs)
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^
New definitian to
MOAB (Mother of all Bombs)
That's just lovely
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08-08-2008, 12:23 PM
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Fine taste of women you have, Inner :(
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08-08-2008, 09:41 PM
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She looks like, dare i say it.......
Your mum.
Damn, that is one ugly bomb lol
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New Subject: Hottest woman in the world.
GO!!!
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Aunt Jemima.
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Pics.
And no fat chicks please.
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You don't know Aunt Jemima? She's a fox.
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Hold up, My minds making connections.
Beatrix potter?
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Ahhh. I see now....
Yast3r = Fail.
Not that i'm rascist or anything but yeah, Fail.
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SHE LOOKS FUCKING HOT WHEN I POUR HER ON MY WAFFLES!
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I HAVE RETURNED!!
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I HAVE RETURNED!!
goddamn i just got excited
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I HAVE RETURNED!!
That was a short probation, Batman.
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Welcome back Inner!
These signatures sure must work.
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08-11-2008, 12:18 PM
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They do. It's magic.
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They didn't work when I was probed for two fucking months. Lol.
Your violation was more severe?
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They didn't work when I was probed for two fucking months. Lol.
Welcome back IE. Get probed for trolling dan's announcement thread, or what?
No, actually it was for something I said to Arachaic, fucker reported me
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I spammed up one thread with like three or four posts. And this last probation was for actively trolling someone across multiple threads... although maybe the facts that the person I was trolling was an alias and I turned dan towards PATD helped me get a lighter sentence.
Haha
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