I'll take one, sliced diagonally,
with a side of [meso]potato chips
and mustard.
I'll eat it slowly and methodically.
Corners first. Right then left.
Everything even.
I eat the crusts. They have done me no harm.
Each chip crackles
like satisfaction
Twelve of them, then back to my sandwich.
Oh, I just took that dude's name Hammurabi and made it sound like a sandwich. Then, because he was Babylonian (Mesopotamian) I made the 'tato chips that way.