TheChosenOne

Does god have email?

Like [email protected]?

I think god has email

And its full of things like

DEAR GOD IM PISSING BLOOD

And gods like what the hell is wrong with these people

And thats why he doesnt talk to us

lotus.

Spam

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I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery

TheChosenOne

Spam spam spam and spam

Malaclypse

i triple dog dare you to send a message to that hyperlink

TheChosenOne

Egg and bacon.
Egg sausage and bacon.
Egg and spam.
Egg bacon and spam.
Egg bacon sausage and spam.
Spam bacon sausage and spam.
Spam egg spam spam bacon and spam.
Spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.
Spam spam spam egg and spam
Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam.

Or....

Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

lotus.

I am GOD

I am Satan
Satan I am

That Sat-I-an
That Sat-I-an!
I do not like
that Sat-I-an

Do you like
Purple pancakes and sperm?

I do not like them,
Sat-I-an.
I do not like
Purple pancakes and sperm.

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I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery

TheChosenOne

But would you eat them in a box?

lotus.

No. But I'd watch the video of someone else eating it out of a box.

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I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery

Malaclypse

dont make me cuckold -i mean chuckle.

TheChosenOne

But would you eat them with a fox?

lotus.

No and's if's or but's about it.

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I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery

TheChosenOne

But would you eat them in a box

lotus.

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I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery

TheChosenOne

But would you eat them on a plane

TheChosenOne

I went to a concert and the opening act was the band death spells and they sucked so much that i didnt even get to see the band i wanted to see because the vibrations from the speakers caused serious damage to my spine and its been messed up for the last 3 years

lotus.

I think that God hates you.

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I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery