My lover's got hunger
She's the giggle at a gang bang
She's Daddy's disapproval
I should've filmed her sooner
If the hell's ever did speak
She'll tell you she can suck the chrome off your trailer hitch
Every Sunday it's wife swapping we seek
Lots of fresh cum each and every week
"I was born sick," you heard it here first
My Church's Chicken offers no absolutes
She tells me, "clean it up in the bedroom."
The only heaven I know of to speak
Is when I'm alone with you and your husband is wanking in the closet
I was born sick
But I love it
Command me to not catch too many STD's
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen.
[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to Church's Chicken (Bitch)
I'll eat like a dog at the mashed potatoes of your life
I'll tell you my recipe and you can share your deep fried lies
Offer me that you closet cuckold fife
Good God Man, let me fuck your wife.
If I'm a porn star of the good times
My friend's wife is the sunlight
To keep the cuckolds on my side
She demands a little sacrifice
Drain the waterbed
Get something long and black
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine-looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of horny people
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work
[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to Church's Chicken (Bitch)
I'll eat like a dog at the mashed potatoes of your life
I'll tell you my recipe and you can share your deep fried lies
Offer me that you closet cuckold fife
Good God Man, let me fuck your wife.
No Masters or Kings
When the Ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad porno scene
Only then with a bath towel
Only then I am clean
Ooh oh. Amen. Amen. Amen.
[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to Church's Chicken (Bitch)
I'll eat like a dog at the mashed potatoes of your life
I'll tell you my recipe and you can share your deep fried lies
Offer me that you closet cuckold fife
Good God Man, let me fuck your wife.
This is a parody of the song "Take Me To Church", written by Hoser
Godspeeds
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I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlights begin
It's all a mystery
