And it frollicked in the bread isle with the Whole Wheat, and all was good in the world until the grocer noticed the Whole Wheats expirary date had passed at which time the grocer took the Whole Wheat away.
The Blueberry Bagel was devistated and decided to end his life and so he leaped from the top shelf fortunately for the bagel it landed in the display for the cheese cakes, right atop old Mr.New York Style Chocolate Cheesecake's head which made Mr.New York Style Chocolate Cheesecake proclaim.
"I think I have a bagel on my head."
And this caught the attention of his neighbor Mrs.Strawberry Cheesecake.
Who was at the time trying to phone her good friend Mrs.Beef Stroganoff who lived several isles away however with out any arms or hands or access to a telephone this had proved futile so far.
However this is entirely beside the point.
Mrs.Strawberry Cheesecake looked at Mr.New York Style Chocolate Cheesecake and said.
"I do believe you are right sir."
And the two of them proceeded to have tea while the Blueberry Bagel wept uncontrollably over the loss of his friend.
And thats when a kind old elderly gentleman picked up both cheese cakes along with the Blueberry Bagel and put them in his cart and they were wisked off to a magical land called Isle 3.
Where the old mans shopping cart ran into the All Bran cereal the force of which caused Blueberry Bagel to fly off the head of Mr.New York Style Chocolate Cheesecake and right onto the floor where he remained until the bag check boy found him before closing and promptly threw him in the dumpster behind the store.
And who should he find upon landing there!?
WHY IT WAS HIS GOOD OLD FRIEND WHOLE WHEAT BREAD!
and the two of them lived happily ever after......
until garbage day when the garbage truck crushed them to death
