Vlad

The General Manager deep fries kittens
And has lobster claws for mittens
If you greet him the wrong way
He’ll destroy your gorgeous day


He’s a murderer and a coward
And his name was never Howard
If you see him, better run
‘Cause he’s reaching for his gun

Do your work and get no pay
“Shut the fuck up, stupid slave”
Do your work, bend to his will
Fuck this guy, it’s time to kill!

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Oh, there are problems in these times...
But none of them are mine!