All the fake stuff is just taken from thin air!
All that discussion about the fakes was bullshit!
I am the reason why toolshed.down.net posted that there will be no EP!
I made the EP-rumour up!
Vicarious is not a pastiche of old songs!
I just wanted to shake you guys and lead you to disbelief!
This is the real new Tool!
Sorry!

I DON´T EVEN OWN A GUITAR!!!

actually I like Vicarious!!! ALOT!!!

the power of the forum and the poster!

niceone!

something in the back of my mind was telling me, you got to be a kidder!

Damn right I am!!!!

jesus how many kids have you pissed off in that thread!

funny though!

One hour and i get to hear Vicarious for the first time...very exciting time for me!

Enjoy it, it´s the pearl of Tool´s career!!!

what station you listening to it on?

I love you.

This is the best fun ever. What a lovely joke!

ROLL ON MAY 2ND

How do we know you're not joking now? lol.
PS: Your avatar frightens me it looks like JFK and George Jetson had a kid.

He is even worse.

I just made it all up.

So Perseensilmä, I hope all that shit about Good Charlotte and Limp Bizkit being innovative was lies as well!

Lies, lies!!!

Um, when did toolshed.down.net post that there would be no EP?

check the news section

Gotcha, I always confuse EP and LP.

So if we can't talk about decoys that exist... Uh... Don't... What will we make up next?

;)

I heard Adam died.

I thought Maynard was meant to fake his own death =\ at least that's what he said when he PMed me in Tool chat!

Like Kurt Cobain.

I bet Kurt put them up to this.

thank you!

actually, it was 2pac!

I heard Justin left, cliff Burton will replace him.

I am glad I didn't call you by name on my grudge post. I am sure there are a few rejects out there to whom my complaints might still apply.

They are joking too. I ave talked with them on AIM.

All of them?

The actual threadstarters definitely seemed over the top (the terrorism one was clearly joking... as for mr. 16+4 fingers, dear God I hope he was joking).

Cmon, anagrams and stuff? Give me a break. This is some AIM clique who wants to piss people off and confuse them.

I suppose my opinions of humanity have just dropped to a really low level because I think people really are capable of such stupidity. Optimism here we come.

haha. They just get kicks from it. It´s also testing how much people actually believe.

Which side are we on now? Confusion. lol

I am having major deja vu from reading this thread .. .. what the fuck.

By the way, I hated you this whole time. But good to see you like the song.

LMFAO!!!!
I've been getting deja vu majorly during the whole Vicarious thing!









IT'S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean.
Hey, at least it´s nu Tool

nu is right... Deja vu like... Not even like it happened before but like you know it's significant sub consciously, I get it all the time at big events that matter. Oh and that isn't a lie.

Yea, while I was reading this thread, I felt as it had all happened before. I don't know, it all seemed so familiar. I felt as if a forum member had done something like this before, gotten banned, and it was a real big deal.

Then I gathered my mind together and thought about it, and it didn't make any sense.

Probably from a dream.

:) *smiles very widely* It makes sense don't worry.