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yeah, did you also tell everyone how 10,000 days is a decoy album maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.


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It kinda' does say fool, not sure if it was intentional or not, but it's funny nonetheless. If you're worried about what other people think, then you don't deserve to wear the shirt to begin with.
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yeah, did you also tell everyone how 10,000 days is a decoy album maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.


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It kinda' does say fool, not sure if it was intentional or not, but it's funny nonetheless. If you're worried about what other people think, then you don't deserve to wear the shirt to begin with.
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i don't see the problem with "silly monkeys": it might seem dumb at first because silly is a childish word and it seems ridiculous to use it in a serious song, but in it people are being referred to as being pathetic or childish and violently primitve. Silly monkeys.

Tool makes music for everyone. Rock lovers, spiritual music lovers, sometimes metal lovers, deep thinkers and people who prefer straight forward lyrics/themes. Thats why they don't release their themes, and thats why were here. Theres no doubt that some metaphor is present within this song, or some obscure references, but that doesn't mean the song is so complex.

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i don't see the problem with "silly monkeys": it might seem dumb at first because silly is a childish word and it seems ridiculous to use it in a serious song, but in it people are being referred to as being pathetic or childish and violently primitve. Silly monkeys.

Tool makes music for everyone. Rock lovers, spiritual music lovers, sometimes metal lovers, deep thinkers and people who prefer straight forward lyrics/themes. Thats why they don't release their themes, and thats why were here. Theres no doubt that some metaphor is present within this song, or some obscure references, but that doesn't mean the song is so complex.

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i don't see the problem with "silly monkeys": it might seem dumb at first because silly is a childish word and it seems ridiculous to use it in a serious song, but in it people are being referred to as being pathetic or childish and violently primitve. Silly monkeys.

Tool makes music for everyone. Rock lovers, spiritual music lovers, sometimes metal lovers, deep thinkers and people who prefer straight forward lyrics/themes. Thats why they don't release their themes, and thats why were here. Theres no doubt that some metaphor is present within this song, or some obscure references, but that doesn't mean the song is so complex.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes...........quite true, quite true.
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i don't see the problem with "silly monkeys": it might seem dumb at first because silly is a childish word and it seems ridiculous to use it in a serious song, but in it people are being referred to as being pathetic or childish and violently primitve. Silly monkeys.

Tool makes music for everyone. Rock lovers, spiritual music lovers, sometimes metal lovers, deep thinkers and people who prefer straight forward lyrics/themes. Thats why they don't release their themes, and thats why were here. Theres no doubt that some metaphor is present within this song, or some obscure references, but that doesn't mean the song is so complex.

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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to. Be thankfull that they've created another 8 minutes of good music to counter today's awful music.
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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to. Be thankfull that they've created another 8 minutes of good music to counter today's awful music.
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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to. Be thankfull that they've created another 8 minutes of good music to counter today's awful music.
AMEN to that.
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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to. Be thankfull that they've created another 8 minutes of good music to counter today's awful music.
AMEN to that.
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Wow! Maynard says "silly" and you guys turn on him after all we've been through. Are you serious? Silly Monkey is a perfect description of what this song is about. Unevolved, unintelligent, ungrateful humans on a path of absurdity. You know what you are doing? You're being silly monkeys. Maynard gave you thumbs and you used them to beat your brother down. No wonder he stays so disheartened. 46&2? Some of you are still woking on 42&6.

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Wow! Maynard says "silly" and you guys turn on him after all we've been through. Are you serious? Silly Monkey is a perfect description of what this song is about. Unevolved, unintelligent, ungrateful humans on a path of absurdity. You know what you are doing? You're being silly monkeys. Maynard gave you thumbs and you used them to beat your brother down. No wonder he stays so disheartened. 46&2? Some of you are still woking on 42&6.

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Wow! Maynard says "silly" and you guys turn on him after all we've been through. Are you serious? Silly Monkey is a perfect description of what this song is about. Unevolved, unintelligent, ungrateful humans on a path of absurdity. You know what you are doing? You're being silly monkeys. Maynard gave you thumbs and you used them to beat your brother down. No wonder he stays so disheartened. 46&2? Some of you are still woking on 42&6.

Silly Monkeys. Father gave you free will and now you're all confused.
"I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit.....silly shit.....stupid shit".

Sorry for the meaningless post, but I felt like it.

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Wow! Maynard says "silly" and you guys turn on him after all we've been through. Are you serious? Silly Monkey is a perfect description of what this song is about. Unevolved, unintelligent, ungrateful humans on a path of absurdity. You know what you are doing? You're being silly monkeys. Maynard gave you thumbs and you used them to beat your brother down. No wonder he stays so disheartened. 46&2? Some of you are still woking on 42&6.

Silly Monkeys. Father gave you free will and now you're all confused.
"I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit.....silly shit.....stupid shit".

Sorry for the meaningless post, but I felt like it.

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I also hate Tool fans who quote Tool songs on forums. You should think for yourself and question authority.
Geez, 'think for yourself' ...'question authority'....? What an original message!! Where could you have possibly gotten an idea like that from????

Is paraphrasing a tool song different from quoting a tool song?

Personally I think tool says it better than you so ive got no probs with the guy that quoted them...you on the other hand - why you think you are better than the other guy i don't know! :)

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I also hate Tool fans who quote Tool songs on forums. You should think for yourself and question authority.
Geez, 'think for yourself' ...'question authority'....? What an original message!! Where could you have possibly gotten an idea like that from????

Is paraphrasing a tool song different from quoting a tool song?

Personally I think tool says it better than you so ive got no probs with the guy that quoted them...you on the other hand - why you think you are better than the other guy i don't know! :)

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Maybe everyone who likes to dissect Maynard's lyrics and the meanings to them should take a step back, sit down with a frosty cold beverage and just enjoy the music for what it is. When I listen to Tool's music it takes me somewhere else. I don't get caught up in if I've heard it before or what Maynard is thinking of when writing the music; I just take it for what it is...kick ass music! Tool's music is like a journey and if you're constantly analyzing it, I don't think you can fully enjoy it!
Deepest thanks!

When I listen to tool i feel like the message/feeling/journey comes through kind of by osmosis even before i have become fully aware of exactly what the lyrics are let alone analysed them. That's what tool is. (to me anyway). And to me analysing the lyrics as a stand alone part of the song is kind of an insult to the song. the other parts of the song say just as much as the lyrics, and the lyrics speak to me in a way that is more similar to how the music speaks to me than what you normally think of as lyrics. What i'm trying to say is that music can speak to you without lyrics but tool lyrics/vocals speak to me in that same way.To me this is one of the reasons why tool are a unique band.

Hope that makes sense. Anyone understand?

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Maybe everyone who likes to dissect Maynard's lyrics and the meanings to them should take a step back, sit down with a frosty cold beverage and just enjoy the music for what it is. When I listen to Tool's music it takes me somewhere else. I don't get caught up in if I've heard it before or what Maynard is thinking of when writing the music; I just take it for what it is...kick ass music! Tool's music is like a journey and if you're constantly analyzing it, I don't think you can fully enjoy it!
Deepest thanks!

When I listen to tool i feel like the message/feeling/journey comes through kind of by osmosis even before i have become fully aware of exactly what the lyrics are let alone analysed them. That's what tool is. (to me anyway). And to me analysing the lyrics as a stand alone part of the song is kind of an insult to the song. the other parts of the song say just as much as the lyrics, and the lyrics speak to me in a way that is more similar to how the music speaks to me than what you normally think of as lyrics. What i'm trying to say is that music can speak to you without lyrics but tool lyrics/vocals speak to me in that same way.To me this is one of the reasons why tool are a unique band.

Hope that makes sense. Anyone understand?

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it was Stupid of maynard to write a "humanity sucks" song, cause now every time i wear a Tool shirt in public some heavy-breathing overweight geek in a home-made Tool shirt is going to approach me, tell me how cool my shirt is, and then pester me endlessly about how "people are monkies man! humans ruined earth!" as opposed to the old "Maths man! thats so deep! spiral of your own divinity!" crap.

on the bright side, maybe it'll encourage a few of these idiots to off themselves.
You wear a tool shirt in public?......what a loser, are you some kind of sheep? Dont you know only the tool fans who don't 'get' tool wear tool shirts!?

I'm kidding dude (kinda), but seriously, if you don't like the song, don't wear the shirt.

By the way a home-made tool shirt, what a cool idea, im gonna go make one now. Creativity rocks! lol.
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it was Stupid of maynard to write a "humanity sucks" song, cause now every time i wear a Tool shirt in public some heavy-breathing overweight geek in a home-made Tool shirt is going to approach me, tell me how cool my shirt is, and then pester me endlessly about how "people are monkies man! humans ruined earth!" as opposed to the old "Maths man! thats so deep! spiral of your own divinity!" crap.

on the bright side, maybe it'll encourage a few of these idiots to off themselves.
You wear a tool shirt in public?......what a loser, are you some kind of sheep? Dont you know only the tool fans who don't 'get' tool wear tool shirts!?

I'm kidding dude (kinda), but seriously, if you don't like the song, don't wear the shirt.

By the way a home-made tool shirt, what a cool idea, im gonna go make one now. Creativity rocks! lol.
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"I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit.....silly shit.....stupid shit".

Sorry for the meaningless post, but I felt like it.

:)
Odd side note; why hasn't anyone ripped Aenema apart because of the "silly shit" part?

Anyway, I don't know why people are arguing over one line (or 3, same difference) of an 8 minute song; a beautiful one at that also. Besides, monkeys aren't stupid by nature, they just do things that we consider "silly," instead of "stupid."
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"I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit.....silly shit.....stupid shit".

Sorry for the meaningless post, but I felt like it.

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Odd side note; why hasn't anyone ripped Aenema apart because of the "silly shit" part?

Anyway, I don't know why people are arguing over one line (or 3, same difference) of an 8 minute song; a beautiful one at that also. Besides, monkeys aren't stupid by nature, they just do things that we consider "silly," instead of "stupid."
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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to.

Haha. Spot on. Vagina Mine anyone?
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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to.

Haha. Spot on. Vagina Mine anyone?
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You wear a tool shirt in public?......what a loser, are you some kind of sheep? Dont you know only the tool fans who don't 'get' tool wear tool shirts!?

I'm kidding dude (kinda), but seriously, if you don't like the song, don't wear the shirt.

By the way a home-made tool shirt, what a cool idea, im gonna go make one now. Creativity rocks! lol.
My tool t-shirt is my favorite shirt. (well both of them)
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You wear a tool shirt in public?......what a loser, are you some kind of sheep? Dont you know only the tool fans who don't 'get' tool wear tool shirts!?

I'm kidding dude (kinda), but seriously, if you don't like the song, don't wear the shirt.

By the way a home-made tool shirt, what a cool idea, im gonna go make one now. Creativity rocks! lol.
My tool t-shirt is my favorite shirt. (well both of them)
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is that.....sarcasm?
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Do i even wanna know? i think i must have missed something....
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Do i even wanna know? i think i must have missed something....
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oh, i don't want to argue. i just like to know whats going on. (pm me if u feel like telling me what happened, or not whatever)
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oh, i don't want to argue. i just like to know whats going on. (pm me if u feel like telling me what happened, or not whatever)
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All I can say to these criticisms is... you just don't get it. Listen to the song as the complete piece of art it is, don't dissect it line by line. Right In Two is beautiful.
Thank you. It's not just about lyrical content - although the lyrics are very timeless and apply to anyone who hears them immediately. It's not just the lyrics... it's the song. It's that quieter drum build-up that Danny does near the end before the total release. GOD DAMN, it's beautiful. Especially live.

You are not the label on your shirt. Stop being so fuckin obsessed with it.

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All I can say to these criticisms is... you just don't get it. Listen to the song as the complete piece of art it is, don't dissect it line by line. Right In Two is beautiful.
Thank you. It's not just about lyrical content - although the lyrics are very timeless and apply to anyone who hears them immediately. It's not just the lyrics... it's the song. It's that quieter drum build-up that Danny does near the end before the total release. GOD DAMN, it's beautiful. Especially live.

You are not the label on your shirt. Stop being so fuckin obsessed with it.

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does he really say it that many times?
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I think the lyrics aren't as cryptic because Maynard is trying to save humanity. He is catering to the non-intellectual.
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I think the lyrics aren't as cryptic because Maynard is trying to save humanity. He is catering to the non-intellectual.
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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to. Be thankfull that they've created another 8 minutes of good music to counter today's awful music.
I just came. A song about vaginas and jello???Please tell me this is "in the works" and not a joke.
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Maynard's lyrics arn't becoming "too" anything. Stop expecting him to lick your fucking ass. He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to. Be thankfull that they've created another 8 minutes of good music to counter today's awful music.
I just came. A song about vaginas and jello???Please tell me this is "in the works" and not a joke.
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Vaginello.
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Shit this thread back in '06! Cant believe this album has been out almost two years. How time flies.
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Shit this thread back in '06! Cant believe this album has been out almost two years. How time flies.
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This is a gift from Google Translate to the fans who wished the lyrics were more cryptic, and complained that the original Right in Two lyrics were just too simple.

Who's up for dissecting deep lyrics?!?


Angels in aside
Broken heads and wondered
Why Father gave these people the freedom of will?
Now they are quite confused

Are these speakers monkeys do not know
What can once again turn the world around him in Eden?
Heap stupid obezyanok
Conducted a border and divided the heavenly garden
Halved

Angels in aside
Shooting down with somebody and can not understand
Father gifted them all with reason
And what did they choose?

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They skills blades and hold the border, dividing all
Halved
Halved

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They will stick and pokolotyat their own brothers
How do they survive at all, so sbivshis with ways - mystery
The ugly creation, the possibility plyuyuschie
Raise eye to the sky, knowing the passing of his life

Take all share
Separate all Halved
Take all cut
Cut all Halved

Deruta until kill
Over land, for the sky, for blood
For sun fight for air
Deruta for the light of love
Deruta until kill
Until his spirit ispustyat
Radi words, separated by up to two

Again the side of angels
Patiently sit, reflect



So deep I'm not completely sure I understand it. I'll let one of you take the first stab.
Old 08-14-2008, 06:22 PM   #225
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Re: Stupid of Maynard

This is a gift from Google Translate to the fans who wished the lyrics were more cryptic, and complained that the original Right in Two lyrics were just too simple.

Who's up for dissecting deep lyrics?!?


Angels in aside
Broken heads and wondered
Why Father gave these people the freedom of will?
Now they are quite confused

Are these speakers monkeys do not know
What can once again turn the world around him in Eden?
Heap stupid obezyanok
Conducted a border and divided the heavenly garden
Halved

Angels in aside
Shooting down with somebody and can not understand
Father gifted them all with reason
And what did they choose?

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They skills blades and hold the border, dividing all
Halved
Halved

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They will stick and pokolotyat their own brothers
How do they survive at all, so sbivshis with ways - mystery
The ugly creation, the possibility plyuyuschie
Raise eye to the sky, knowing the passing of his life

Take all share
Separate all Halved
Take all cut
Cut all Halved

Deruta until kill
Over land, for the sky, for blood
For sun fight for air
Deruta for the light of love
Deruta until kill
Until his spirit ispustyat
Radi words, separated by up to two

Again the side of angels
Patiently sit, reflect



So deep I'm not completely sure I understand it. I'll let one of you take the first stab.
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Vaginello.
Vagello is best
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Old 08-20-2008, 04:47 AM   #226
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Vaginello.
Vagello is best
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08-20-2008, 06:33 AM
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This is a gift from Google Translate to the fans who wished the lyrics were more cryptic, and complained that the original Right in Two lyrics were just too simple.

Who's up for dissecting deep lyrics?!?


Angels in aside
Broken heads and wondered
Why Father gave these people the freedom of will?
Now they are quite confused

Are these speakers monkeys do not know
What can once again turn the world around him in Eden?
Heap stupid obezyanok
Conducted a border and divided the heavenly garden
Halved

Angels in aside
Shooting down with somebody and can not understand
Father gifted them all with reason
And what did they choose?

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They skills blades and hold the border, dividing all
Halved
Halved

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They will stick and pokolotyat their own brothers
How do they survive at all, so sbivshis with ways - mystery
The ugly creation, the possibility plyuyuschie
Raise eye to the sky, knowing the passing of his life

Take all share
Separate all Halved
Take all cut
Cut all Halved

Deruta until kill
Over land, for the sky, for blood
For sun fight for air
Deruta for the light of love
Deruta until kill
Until his spirit ispustyat
Radi words, separated by up to two

Again the side of angels
Patiently sit, reflect



So deep I'm not completely sure I understand it. I'll let one of you take the first stab.
WTF was that?
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:33 AM   #227
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Re: Stupid of Maynard

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billiam View Post
This is a gift from Google Translate to the fans who wished the lyrics were more cryptic, and complained that the original Right in Two lyrics were just too simple.

Who's up for dissecting deep lyrics?!?


Angels in aside
Broken heads and wondered
Why Father gave these people the freedom of will?
Now they are quite confused

Are these speakers monkeys do not know
What can once again turn the world around him in Eden?
Heap stupid obezyanok
Conducted a border and divided the heavenly garden
Halved

Angels in aside
Shooting down with somebody and can not understand
Father gifted them all with reason
And what did they choose?

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They skills blades and hold the border, dividing all
Halved
Halved

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They will stick and pokolotyat their own brothers
How do they survive at all, so sbivshis with ways - mystery
The ugly creation, the possibility plyuyuschie
Raise eye to the sky, knowing the passing of his life

Take all share
Separate all Halved
Take all cut
Cut all Halved

Deruta until kill
Over land, for the sky, for blood
For sun fight for air
Deruta for the light of love
Deruta until kill
Until his spirit ispustyat
Radi words, separated by up to two

Again the side of angels
Patiently sit, reflect



So deep I'm not completely sure I understand it. I'll let one of you take the first stab.
WTF was that?
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08-20-2008, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Billiam View Post
This is a gift from Google Translate to the fans who wished the lyrics were more cryptic, and complained that the original Right in Two lyrics were just too simple.

Who's up for dissecting deep lyrics?!?


Angels in aside
Broken heads and wondered
Why Father gave these people the freedom of will?
Now they are quite confused

Are these speakers monkeys do not know
What can once again turn the world around him in Eden?
Heap stupid obezyanok
Conducted a border and divided the heavenly garden
Halved

Angels in aside
Shooting down with somebody and can not understand
Father gifted them all with reason
And what did they choose?

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They skills blades and hold the border, dividing all
Halved
Halved

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They will stick and pokolotyat their own brothers
How do they survive at all, so sbivshis with ways - mystery
The ugly creation, the possibility plyuyuschie
Raise eye to the sky, knowing the passing of his life

Take all share
Separate all Halved
Take all cut
Cut all Halved

Deruta until kill
Over land, for the sky, for blood
For sun fight for air
Deruta for the light of love
Deruta until kill
Until his spirit ispustyat
Radi words, separated by up to two

Again the side of angels
Patiently sit, reflect



So deep I'm not completely sure I understand it. I'll let one of you take the first stab.
It took you 3,5 years to post this?
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:54 AM   #228
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Re: Stupid of Maynard

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billiam View Post
This is a gift from Google Translate to the fans who wished the lyrics were more cryptic, and complained that the original Right in Two lyrics were just too simple.

Who's up for dissecting deep lyrics?!?


Angels in aside
Broken heads and wondered
Why Father gave these people the freedom of will?
Now they are quite confused

Are these speakers monkeys do not know
What can once again turn the world around him in Eden?
Heap stupid obezyanok
Conducted a border and divided the heavenly garden
Halved

Angels in aside
Shooting down with somebody and can not understand
Father gifted them all with reason
And what did they choose?

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They skills blades and hold the border, dividing all
Halved
Halved

Monkey killing monkey over a piece of land
Stupid monkeys, give them your fingers
They will stick and pokolotyat their own brothers
How do they survive at all, so sbivshis with ways - mystery
The ugly creation, the possibility plyuyuschie
Raise eye to the sky, knowing the passing of his life

Take all share
Separate all Halved
Take all cut
Cut all Halved

Deruta until kill
Over land, for the sky, for blood
For sun fight for air
Deruta for the light of love
Deruta until kill
Until his spirit ispustyat
Radi words, separated by up to two

Again the side of angels
Patiently sit, reflect



So deep I'm not completely sure I understand it. I'll let one of you take the first stab.
It took you 3,5 years to post this?
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What was that?

That made absolutely no sense, at all....

WOW.
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What was that?

That made absolutely no sense, at all....

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what is this i don't even
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what is this i don't even
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im a true tool fan as well but i do believe in pirating. i get the album downloaded, and if it sucks, then i delete it. if its really good, (which 10000 days was,) then i delete it & then buy it

I think it makes more sense :)

but this sog is too simple & of course none of us were expecting such. so maybe theres something were not quite getting....
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im a true tool fan as well but i do believe in pirating. i get the album downloaded, and if it sucks, then i delete it. if its really good, (which 10000 days was,) then i delete it & then buy it

I think it makes more sense :)

but this sog is too simple & of course none of us were expecting such. so maybe theres something were not quite getting....
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sorry i mean the lyrics to the song were lol
sorry tool
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sorry i mean the lyrics to the song were lol
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He could write a song about vaginas and jello if he wanted to.
This I'd like to hear
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Dude... I can only read the first dozen replies, after that I cant do it. Infuriating!!! How do some of you people call yourselves fans? Why do you think I quit coming to these damn forums 5 years ago. I know im whining... But yer all a bunch of hatin ass- biatch ass whiners. "Ewwww! They didnt play my song the way I wanted them teeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!" Shuuuut- uuuupp. Fuckin whiners. The song sounds just how its supposed to. It sounds great to me, perhaps you just need to keep an open mind and go along for the ride- that or join another forum n biatch there. How bout goin and makin some music for urselves ya pretentious fuks. See if u get a grammy. They made it that way, its supposed to be heard that way! Shut up! Rocco's right on track, does something need to infinitely complex to be good? No! TooL is obviously trying to teach us this throughout the entire album. ---Less is more--- listen to a few lyrics, feel a few riffs. More than once! Soooooo many of you miss the damn point. Its just sad. And then you wonder why they make a "WHY!?" song! Do they have to spell it for you? Well they just did! Backwards! "work hard. Stay in school. Listen to your mother. Your father is right/rising/right. Son, Jesus loves you."
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Dude... I can only read the first dozen replies, after that I cant do it. Infuriating!!! How do some of you people call yourselves fans? Why do you think I quit coming to these damn forums 5 years ago. I know im whining... But yer all a bunch of hatin ass- biatch ass whiners. "Ewwww! They didnt play my song the way I wanted them teeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!" Shuuuut- uuuupp. Fuckin whiners. The song sounds just how its supposed to. It sounds great to me, perhaps you just need to keep an open mind and go along for the ride- that or join another forum n biatch there. How bout goin and makin some music for urselves ya pretentious fuks. See if u get a grammy. They made it that way, its supposed to be heard that way! Shut up! Rocco's right on track, does something need to infinitely complex to be good? No! TooL is obviously trying to teach us this throughout the entire album. ---Less is more--- listen to a few lyrics, feel a few riffs. More than once! Soooooo many of you miss the damn point. Its just sad. And then you wonder why they make a "WHY!?" song! Do they have to spell it for you? Well they just did! Backwards! "work hard. Stay in school. Listen to your mother. Your father is right/rising/right. Son, Jesus loves you."
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I don't understand how it was stupid of him to write it. I think it's fucking amazing and love the way the normal music of Tool and Maynard's voice along with the lyrics make a perfect chemistry with the tabla. I have no idea what you're talking about, because this song is a pure musical mosaic.
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I don't understand how it was stupid of him to write it. I think it's fucking amazing and love the way the normal music of Tool and Maynard's voice along with the lyrics make a perfect chemistry with the tabla. I have no idea what you're talking about, because this song is a pure musical mosaic.
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Ty mellojay. For backin me up. I gotch ur back bro. Usually benevolent by nature, but fakers piss me off. Apologies for my language. But not my content.

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Ty mellojay. For backin me up. I gotch ur back bro. Usually benevolent by nature, but fakers piss me off. Apologies for my language. But not my content.

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