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Old 09-04-2004, 05:00 PM   #1
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Is Tool Nazis?

Are tool nazis? they have that german guy screaming and yelling and the people cheering. it sounds like a nazi rally to me, so are tool nazis? it sounds like it. I used to think Tool was great until I heard this song, now I don't know. Why don't they like jews?
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Tool hates...HATES...jews. Don't get them started on blacks and mexicans. Stop listening to them and don't breed.
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Are tool nazis? they have that german guy screaming and yelling and the people cheering. it sounds like a nazi rally to me, so are tool nazis? it sounds like it. I used to think Tool was great until I heard this song, now I don't know. Why don't they like jews?
he cant be real...he must be someone like hogpile as a second screen name..if he isnt...we cant believe that he isnt.
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he cant be real...he must be someone like hogpile as a second screen name..if he isnt...we cant believe that he isnt.
i'm not hogpile.

but you guys didn't answer the questions. why does tool hate jews?
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jesus fucking h fucking christ goddammit are you fucking stupid. its a fucking cookie recipe. everyone knows that. jesus i knew that before i took german.
yeah, cookies with nazi anti semetic sprinkles on top.



heres some good german for you

VICTORY WELFARE


thats tools slogan. my uncle speaks german and he told me that its not really about cookies, but about the wholesale genocide of the jewish nation.
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but you guys didn't answer the questions. why does tool hate jews?
because you touch yourself at night.
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because you touch yourself at night.
no, that is why tool won a grammy.
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Seriously dude dont even listen to Tool unless you find the lyrics if you have no clue what the song means then find teh english version which is on the main site under the lyrics place and also the german phrases in Message To Harry Manback I and II anyways no more stupid questions.
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Dude, learn some grammer
I can't understand anything you are trying to say.


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Seriously dude dont even listen to Tool unless you find the lyrics if you have no clue what the song means then find teh english version which is on the main site under the lyrics place and also the german phrases in Message To Harry Manback I and II anyways no more stupid questions.
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Re: Is Tool Nazis?

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[...] the german phrases in Message To Harry Manback I and II [...]
Umm ... that's Italian. Not German.
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[...] it sounds like a nazi rally to me [...]
"Tis far better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and relieve all doubt.

http://toolshed.down.net/faq/ -- Learn it. Know it. Live it.

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Are tool nazis? they have that german guy screaming and yelling and the people cheering. it sounds like a nazi rally to me, so are tool nazis? it sounds like it. I used to think Tool was great until I heard this song, now I don't know. Why don't they like jews?

Isn't this the same guy that was saying all socialists hate jews?
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"Tis far better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and relieve all doubt.

http://toolshed.down.net/faq/ -- Learn it. Know it. Live it.
that was an awful nice way to say shut the fuck up
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Isn't this the same guy that was saying all socialists hate jews?

Don't they?
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Custom title (one time only) to whoever catches the reference. :)
heh, you mean your own custom title? "i code therefore i am". nice one, hackers are indeed a mysterious breed....
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Abraham Lincoln (attributed)

Also, some websites have referenced: Silvan Engel

Make it good, Chris ;-)
Wrong reference. :P
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Re: Is Tool Nazis?

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Isn't this the same guy that was saying all socialists hate jews?
No I said the Nazi party, a socialist party, killed 6 million jews.


And this thread is a joke.
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No I said the Nazi party, a socialist party, killed 6 million jews.


And this thread is a joke.

Nazis were socialists only in name. They were a Facist regime. I'm assuming, considering your location, you don't think they should teach the theory of evolution in the classroom?
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Nazis were socialists only in name. They were a Facist regime. I'm assuming, considering your location, you don't think they should teach the theory of evolution in the classroom?
Prior to 1939, they were doing a lot of very socialist things.

And of course I believe that evolution should be taught in the classroom, for it is science, creation is not. Nice try at stereotyping though, at least you didn't make a Wizard of Oz reference.
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Prior to 1939, they were doing a lot of very socialist things.

And of course I believe that evolution should be taught in the classroom, for it is science, creation is not. Nice try at stereotyping though, at least you didn't make a Wizard of Oz reference.

Nice try at making a joke thread*coughcoveringyourasscough*.
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Re: Is Tool Nazis?

read the first post again. and I had thought that you were the only one that got the joke, your first reply seemed like you got it.
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I don't think we are in Lawrence, Kansas anymore, toto.

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Are tool nazis? they have that german guy screaming and yelling and the people cheering. it sounds like a nazi rally to me, so are tool nazis? it sounds like it. I used to think Tool was great until I heard this song, now I don't know. Why don't they like jews?

Yeah dude. They're nazis...because if any german guy yells, he hates jews. Just like every white guy in america owns slaves. And jesus is real. And you're not a complete arrogant asswipe. Tool hates jews because you are jewish. You're not jewish? Well, you are now.

By the way, I also heard Maynard was gay, because of the title of the song Prison Sex.

I also heard that all chinese people are good at math, all mexicans are organizing to take over American jobs, and George W. was the best president in american history.






I think I rest my case.
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Re: Is Tool Nazis?

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heres some good german for you

VICTORY WELFARE


thats tools slogan. my uncle speaks german and he told me that its not really about cookies, but about the wholesale genocide of the jewish nation.


Sieg Heil's textbook translation is Victory Welfare. However, it actually is more sensible in "Hail victory". Tool's slogan? What the fuck kind of rock did you get your hands on?

Your uncle does not speak german. You misheard him; he said he eats asshole. And he's also an overanalytical douchebag, because if somebody spoke german (like myself) they'd understand that it's a fucking drug recipe.

1. Jews don't eat eggs (as far as I know, if they do then they're actually buddhist)
2. Nazis hate drugs (Eier von Satan refers to hash)
3. You are a fool
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IS TOOL NAZIS?

AM...YOU...GRAMMATICALLISTICALLY...RETARDED?
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haha, dude, this whole thread is a big joke, i think this is like the third time i've said it.
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Yeah dude. They're nazis...because if any german guy yells, he hates jews. Just like every white guy in america owns slaves. And jesus is real. And you're not a complete arrogant asswipe. Tool hates jews because you are jewish. You're not jewish? Well, you are now.

By the way, I also heard Maynard was gay, because of the title of the song Prison Sex.

I also heard that all chinese people are good at math, all mexicans are organizing to take over American jobs, and George W. was the best president in american history.






I think I rest my case.
no, mexicans are plotting to take back texas!

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anyone know where to find a the lyrics to die eier that are still in deutsch? i can tell you the general idea of what it is about, to prove that it is a chocolate chip cookie recipe. i'm almost positive there is no reference to hash or pot in it, because i showed it to my deutsch teacher, and all he said was it's a chocolate chip cookie recipe. and of course und keine eier means and no eggs. i'm not saying you are wrong, but i don't recall hearing haschen oder kiffen (or any variable of those words) in the song. i may be wrong since it's been like a year since i've heard the song.
no, its about cookies, i knew a german girl who made them. they were actually quite delicious.



and like i said before, I WAS FUCKING AROUND. although it is nice to see how many people took my hyperbole totally at face value.
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no, mexicans are plotting to take back texas!

I say we give it back. Fuck texas.
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no, its about cookies, i knew a german girl who made them. they were actually quite delicious.



and like i said before, I WAS FUCKING AROUND. although it is nice to see how many people took my hyperbole totally at face value.

We assume you are a retard until you prove otherwise.

You're a noob, but not a noob, aren't you?
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Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch.
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i'm not hogpile.

but you guys didn't answer the questions. why does tool hate jews?
Im not sure but im thinking because jews make up the biggest majority of the richest people in america. I think something like 60% of the richest people are jews. Or some other really higher number like that
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I say we give it back. Fuck texas.
hell fuck yeah dooood!
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Also, I heard tool hates whites.
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i never got the impression that tool hates anything... i know that the dislike it when people opress others or tell them what to think. Or when people are so afraid to think for themselves that they will not let go of the idea that thier religious leader is pure and should be responsible for their thoughts, actions, beliefs... oh wait! i think they "hate" cameras...
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No, no. Tool definitely hates jews.
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i see... out of curiosity, why?
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Well there's obvious anti-semetism in all of their songs. You just have to look for it.
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It's obvious ... but you have to look for it?

Doesn't the need to examine the evidence fundamentally negate the notion that your conclusion is obvious?
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